Pup Star: World Tour Page #4

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Tiny, I didn't think it was possible.

You are even more ravishingly beautiful

in person.

Uh... Why, thank you.

[gasps]

I can't wait to show you my hometown,

Chicago.

I humbly accept your invitation.

Wonderful.

Of course, I humbly accept your

generous invitation to stay at your casa.

I am so honored

to be welcomed into your familia.

Oh. Oh, no. No, I meant someday, not...

I have not known a real home

since my family was...

Was...

Right. Of course, mi casa es tu casa.

What just happened here?

[cheering]

Who says Americans aren't hospitable?

Huh? [chuckles]

- We're excited you girls are coming home.

- [humming]

There's something I have to tell you.

We have a surprise guest.

[speaking in Spanish]

- [gasps, then chuckles]

- Hi.

Julio will be staying with us

for the next few weeks.

Muchas gracias

for your generous offer of hospitality.

Don't worry.

You'll hardly know I'm there. Adis.

[whimpers]

Julio. I'll be your point man

for all things Tiny. So...

The name is Seor Julio.

My agent will forward you a list

of requirements for my stay. I trust

they will be fulfilled. Failure is...

Uh... How you say...?

...not an option.

Okay.

That's where you'll stay

Friends like you I can do without

I'll put you in the doghouse

Your flow is savage, Scraps.

You think? It was a lot simpler

when we'd just freestyle, you know?

[sighs]

Enough about me. How's the studio doing?

It's blowing up like gangbusters,

but what's the point of this success

if I don't have anyone to share it with?

You know?

I'm missing Tiny, too.

She'd love to see your muzzle.

Why don't you take a little initiative?

Groom up,

surprise her with flowers at the airport.

Hey, yeah. That's a great idea.

[camera shutters clicking]

- [man 1] Julio!

- [man 2] Julio!

- Welcome to America!

- What's this chump doing here?

Cease your weeping, America!

At long last, Julio has landed.

[man 3]

You look so good as a couple.

[Steven]

Hey!

[gasps] Hi!

Shep, have you seen P.U.P.?

Uh... He wasn't on my schedule.

[reporter 1]

Julio, can we get a quote?

- [man] Lewis, go.

- Hey! There's my girls.

- Welcome home. Mm.

- [gasps, then sighs]

- [reporter 2] Live with the Pup Star.

- [gasps]

- And you must be Julio.

- Oh.

Bienvenidos, Seor Julio.

- [gasps]

- And you must Eva Fangoria.

Oh. [giggling]

Oh, no, Seor Julio.

I am Ida.

Seor Steven, muchas gracias

for your generous hospitality.

Of course, Julio.

- Shall we go? Come on!

- Come on, let's go.

[indistinctly chattering]

[inhales deeply] Hmm.

Taste that brisk Chicago air.

Shep. Be so kind to bring my bags

to my room, s?

- Uh...

- [speaks in Spanish]

Si, Seor Julio.

[grunting]

I don't want to be a bother.

Show me where you shall put me,

and I shall accept it, oh, so humbly.

This is the guest room,

and you'll be staying, uh...

It's... Okay.

[breathing heavily]

[gasps, then whimpers]

[groaning]

[muttering]

A bit feminine, but...

it shall do.

[chuckles]

Well, actually, this is my room...

Oh, don't you worry, Mr. Steven,

I will make the guest room

is very comfortable for you.

Ah, good, Shep. I was wondering

what happened to you. [chuckles]

Put my things in here,

and Ida, yes, she shall unpack me.

[Shep grunts]

Con permiso, please. Out of the way, Shep.

[gasps] Okay.

Get some rest, Julio.

Tomorrow we'll start rehearsals.

- [toy squeaks]

- Okay.

[crickets chirping]

[birds chirping]

- Morning.

- [Lou] Morning, Daddy!

Morning.

[sniffs] Mm.

[bell ringing]

[ringing]

Ida, rapido!

Ah, Ida! [chuckles]

[speaking in Spanish]

[in English]

It's so hard to find good help in America.

Presidente, I have defeated

the King of the Chupacabras.

The orphanage is saved.

Sweet, the trusting, foolish Julio.

Chupacabra don't even have a king!

[gasps]

- My long-lost twin brother slash enemy.

- [Ida and Julio] But if you're here,

then where is El Presidente?

Don't you mean our long-lost father?

You murdered El Presidente.

Julio is El Presidente now.

- Long live me!

- Long live me!

Sorry, seor.

My paws were filthy from traveling,

and your brush... she is the perfect size

to get between my toes.

[gags]

[grunting]

[speaks in Spanish]

[grunts]

[Julio snoring]

[grunts]

- [snoring continues]

- [grunting]

- [squeaking]

- [grunts]

[snoring continues]

You've gotta be kidding me.

[grunts]

[snoring]

[snoring continues]

- [grunts]

- [snoring]

[snoring]

- [snoring]

- [toy squeaks]

- [grunting]

- [toy squeaking]

[snoring]

[hacking, then snoring]

[groans]

[snoring]

P.U.P., Dawg Pound Records took you

from flat broke

to flush and famous in less than a year.

How's it feel?

I can't believe the talent we're getting.

Canine West, Scrappy, Pitbull,

Lil' Bow Wow, Normal Bow Wow,

Snoop Pup...

Not to mention their newest hit artists,

The Glameranians!

So, Tiny, you must be relieved

to be back home.

- How is your family?

- Oh, they're the best. I...

Not since my familia was ripped away

from the cruelty of Mother Nature

- have I felt so at home.

- [gasps]

[gasping]

[Julio]

Tell me cuando?

Will you set my heart aflame?

Tell me cuando?

When will you be mine?

[discordant]

My canine corazn

Hello? Shep?

Did you bring my loofah?

Never leave home without it.

Yeah, the door was unlocked.

No.

If your manwich falls flat

Don't get flustered

Just kick it up a notch

With a little spicy...

Mustard.

[scatting]

Where is that?

[humming]

Where is the mustard?

Aah.

[scatting]

Hmm.

[Julio snoring]

Si, s, mi chiquita,

but you must wait in line

if you desire el Julio's pawdograph.

What a loon.

I thought working with you was obnoxious.

[snorts]

My beautiful chiquita.

How can I love just one? [snores]

- There's so many of you. [snoring]

- Knock, knock, knock.

- Is that you, Sweet Tiny?

- No, Julio. It's your worst nightmare.

[snorts, then mumbles]

Kano! [chuckles]

[speaks in Spanish]

[in English]

To what do I owe the honor of this visit?

Time for phase two.

Bark wants compromising photos

of you and Tiny. Tabloid material.

It's time to step up your game, muchacho.

Tabloids? [scoffs]

I will not. It is beneath me.

Says the soap opera actor.

Besides, they can

never seem to get my good side.

[speaks in Spanish]

How'd you like to have no good sides?

Uh, perhaps I can compromise. [chuckles]

- Good call.

- You are gonna take Tiny out for dinner.

There's a restaurant

called El Tapas Perros.

When you see my signal,

plant a kiss on her.

Clear, Julio?

As crystal. [chuckles]

Crystal clear.

Ah. There you are, my chiquita.

[Tiny]

Julio.

It's go time.

We're only a week away from the finale,

and we haven't even rehearsed once

together.

Ah, you Americans stress too much.

- [grumbles]

- Stress is no good for the vocal cords.

Relax. I am a natural performer.

But I'm your mentor.

I'm responsible for you.

- I will make you a deal.

- [insect buzzing]

Tomorrow, we shall sing.

Tonight, we shall celebrate

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