Pup Star: World Tour Page #5

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my regal Spanish heritage.

- And I know just the place.

- [sighs]

Fine.

One night of relaxing,

- and then we get down to business.

- Wonderful.

- Shep, arrange it. Reservations for two.

- Hmm?

Tonight at El Tapas Perros.

- [Julio speaks in Spanish]

- [whimpers]

Si, Seor Julio. [whimpers]

[speaks in Spanish]

[speaking in Spanish, then sighs]

[speaking in Spanish] Mm-mm.

- [speaks in Spanish]

- [squeaking]

[speaking in Spanish]

Oh. [speaking in Spanish]

Huh.

[gasping]

Ooh. [chuckling] Mm.

[playing guitar]

Shep, I must insist you take pictures

for my Instagrowl.

My fans are... very demanding.

You can't take photos here.

It's a lifetime ban.

There are no second chances

at El Tapas Perros.

You will improvise.

[scoffs]

[playing guitar]

All right, get on it with it, Romeo.

Oh, wow, I have to bring P.U.P. here.

The view is perfect.

Not as perfect as the view

across the table.

Not as perfect

as the view across this table,

my canine corazn.

Uh...

Thanks, Julio.

You're always so complimentary.

- Don't use your own lyrics.

- I can't hear you.

- Oh, sorry. I'll speak up.

- [playing guitar]

That guitar is quite loud.

[indistinct chatter]

[playing guitar]

Like a flower needs the sun,

I need you near.

I'm right here. [chuckles]

Flowers, sun. What are you talking about?

Pardon me, I'm just going gonna...

- [camera shutter clicks]

- [playing guitar]

When will you look into my eyes

and say the words I long to hear?

Okay, to be candid,

you won't win Pup Star

just because you're popular.

- You need to focus.

- [chuckles]

Darling, we belong together,

can't you see?

Wait a sec,

aren't those the lyrics to your song?

Come on, dial it back.

You're not that good.

She's smarter than you.

My heart is aching.

I'm yours for the taking.

Really?

Enough with the song lyrics already.

You're blowing it.

Go in for the kiss already!

- [smacks]

- [camera shutter clicks]

- Bingo.

- Julio, what are you doing?

[grunts, then groans]

My seorita, [chuckles]

when will you share your romance with me?

Have you gone crazy?

I'm with P.U.P.!

This is so unprofessional.

[grunts]

We got her!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[Shep] Before the puperazzi arrive,

we need to get out.

[indistinct chattering]

- Thank you.

- Mm-hm.

[grunts]

[yells, then grunts]

[exhales audibly]

This is all my fault.

Curse my fiery Latin blood.

I should leave.

Julio, no!

Don't listen to those DMZ media vultures,

spreading their lies and fake news.

How dare you. That photo

is taken completely out of context.

If you don't publish a retraction,

we'll sue...

A personal concert

at your doggie's bark mitzvah?

OMG! What a nightmare.

[groans] I'm on damage control.

We need to issue a statement

that there is no Juliny.

This relationship is professional.

Julio tripped,

Don't know how this happened.

Oh. To top it off, my phone gets stolen.

Now I'm stuck with this retro disaster.

- [groans]

- Aha.

But, Shep, isn't this your phone?

[gasps] Julio, heh, you're a lifesaver.

Not so fast, amigo.

You know, Shep,

you were the one taking photos that night.

Of course I was, Seor Julio,

because you asked me to. [chuckles]

- How much did they pay you, Shep?

- [gasps]

You're accusing me?

- [gasps] Me?

- Who else had the photos that night?

It is a no-phone policy

at El Tapas Perros.

- Very gauche, amigo.

- [gasps] Ooh.

Julio, let me see Shep's phone.

Steve, you know I would never do anyth...

Please.

[both gasp]

That's not...

You can't think I'm responsible for that.

Shep... I'm afraid I'm gonna have

to terminate your services.

[gasps, then whimpers]

[sobbing]

[crying]

Never trust a human with a dog's name.

[Tiny]

I know that tonight

A star will rise

[cell phone buzzing]

- It will be the brightest day

- [buzzing]

[P.U.P.] Yo, yo, yo, it's P.U.P.

with the beep so tight.

How could this happen?

And why won't P.U.P. pick up?

I want to explain what happened.

Maybe he just needs to...

I don't know, maybe he needs to cool off?

He'll never speak to me again.

It's so unfair.

[Tiny]

...the sky

Can't you read the sign? We're closed.

Thought you could use someone

to talk to.

I'm all right.

- [Tiny] Now I'm up above the clouds...

- Tale as old as time.

A dashing, handsome, talented alpha

sweeps a lonely, insecure,

seriously unstylish pup off her paws.

Tragic, really.

...turning day into night...

Come out with me and the Glameranians.

We won't bite.

You're right.

I gotta shake off these cobwebs.

...how unreal that it feels...

- [reporter] Who took the photo?

- Are you together? Is it true?

- We're just chilling.

- Have you already moved on?

Yes. I mean, no. I mean...

Yeah, we're hanging out together...

- I mean, we're just friends, you know?

- No comment. I am sick of rumors

that P.U.P. and I are the hottest

new couple to watch.

Get that camera out of my muzzle!

So, that's it. It's over.

Tiny, I know this has all been muy loco.

But Julio is deeply sorry.

It's all right, Julio.

It's not like you published the photos.

[chuckles]

Yeah. As your friend,

I have brought you a gift.

Lou, will you do me the honors?

Okay.

[Tiny]

It's so pretty.

- Thanks for being a good friend, Julio.

- Go Team Tiny. [chuckles]

New York City awaits.

- Think you can handle Scrappy on your own?

- I got this, don't worry about it.

I was a professional

dog procurement engineer for years,

so I think I can handle one street rat.

Yeah, of course.

[chuckles] Yeah.

[Kano]

Yeah.

[grunts, then scatting]

You and me

We used to be friends forever

Like besties

We were tight like a collar

So guaranteed

Then I had a reve...

Hey! You hanging in there, dawg?

I'm all right.

Don't buy what the tabloids are selling.

[P.U.P.]

I... Yeah.

You warm up. I'm gonna grab some air.

It's stifling here, all of a sudden.

- [backup 1] Ooh

- [backup 2] Doghouse

Caught you sleepin' in a bed o' lies.

Biggity B-A-D Diggity D-O-G

- Now you and me...

- Good.

- Roland?

- But a little pitchy in parts

for my taste.

P.U.P? We got trouble here, dawg.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[exhales audibly, then groans]

[grunts, then groans]

[yelping]

[hissing]

[cans clinking]

[grunting, then coughing]

Have a nice trip, sucker!

[growling]

- Uh-oh.

- [Kano laughing]

Going somewhere?

Fancy meeting you here, Cyclops.

[growling]

I told you I could handle this.

Yeah, no, I see that.

[clinks, then grunting]

[grunts, then sighs]

[sighs] I'm fine!

[line ringing]

- Scrappy's not answering,

- I'm worried about Scrappy.

- She's never this late.

- I'll go in to check on her.

- Just to be safe.

- Okay, Daddy.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Kano? Roland? What're they doing here?

Sending the jabroni in

to do your dirty work?

Must be getting old, Kano.

Zip it.

P.U.P. really needs to invest

in a security system. [chuckles]

We should beat it before somebody sees us.

You picked a bad day

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