Pup Star: World Tour Page #7

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But you're just bullies

That I'll dispatch

You crazy? He can't lock me down

Go back to the circus

- 'Cause you're nothing but clowns

- [beatboxing]

- A bunch of sad clowns, that is.

- Oh, yeah.

Yap about how it's a crime

You're just a bad dog doing her time

Your pathetic rhymes

Can't help you now

You'll be eating those words

With your prison chow

Bon apptit, jail bird.

Not so fast, hotshot.

Only thing I'll be eating is your lunch

Gonna hit you like a knockout punch

Step back, watchdog

You can't handle this

Switcheroo, got you, case dismissed

[indistinct yelling]

Oh, yeah, Scrappy!

- [all chanting] Scrappy! Scrappy! Scrappy!

- [buzzing]

We have a winner, winner. Chicken dinner.

[all]

Yeah, Scrappy!

[chanting continues]

Of course she won.

I'm glad to see

you have some taste after all, Butch.

[all]

Scrappy! Scrappy!

Ladies and gents, dapper dogs

and crazy cats from around the globe.

This is the finale

for Pup Star:
World Tour!

Dogs from around the world came.

Judges chose their favorite to mentor

and they're waiting backstage

for their turn to showcase their talent.

The judges will perform a duet

with their prodigies.

Come on, Raji.

Eye of the tiger, soul of the king.

Eye of the tiger, soul of the king.

Then, each contestant will perform

a new solo song before the final vote

to decide our first ever

global Pup Star Champion!

I am a wreck. [gasps]

Whew. I'm so glad you said it first.

I didn't wanna be that dog.

Ah, nerves.

These are so common among amateurs.

Sad, really.

You're awfully cocky tonight.

If "cocky" is American

for "supremely confident," then yes.

False humility is not for Julio.

Tonight, they'll sing for your votes.

We have one announcement.

Our defending champion, Scrappy,

has gone missing.

- [audience] Ooh.

- We hope to find her, but without Scrappy

one of our new challengers is assured

of being the first global Pup Star!

Now, without further puppery puffery,

[chuckles] let's meet your teams.

Ready to showcase their skills

to pay the bills,

Team Paw-Paw with Ming!

[cheering]

Holler, mongrels!

Who's ready for Ming

to blow the roof off this doghouse?

["Everybody Dance" playing]

- Yi, er, san, let's go!

- [audience whooping]

Put your paws up! Put your paws up!

Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

[vocalizing]

Yeah!

Everyone across the land

Paw to paw and hand to hand

[singing in Chinese]

[in English]

Everybody dance

Every breed from every nation

Come and join the celebration

[singing in Chinese]

[in English]

Everybody dance

[growling]

Heimlich, stand down.

- [clears throat] Hello.

- Hello.

Hello.

You look strangely familiar.

Were you in our last tour group?

No.

It's classified. We're from the

inspection department of accounting.

- We're here to crunch your numbers.

- S. [clears throat] Yes.

And we crunch numbers...

[bones cracking]

real hard.

Okay, right this way.

- Hmm.

- [Steven and Ida gasp]

- I'm a slum dog

- Go for it!

- But not for long

- Not for long!

- Gonna sing my song

- Sing it!

- Gonna prove you wrong, I'm a slum dog

- I'm never wrong!

- Yes!

- But what you see

- What do I see?

- Is only part of me

- There's so much to you!

- I'm more than a slum dog

Oh, that was like peanut butter

on the roof of my mouth.

[cheering]

Wowzers, folks, that's a first.

Growl almost singing and sort of dancing?

Do pigs fly now?

I hear one of your inmates

is that character from Pup Star.

Yes.

[speaking in Spanish]

- [in English] The bad dog.

- What's his name again?

Oh, you mean Bark.

Yeah, he's a real bad apple.

I know it's not a normal request,

but could we get a peek at him?

Oh, no, that's not possible.

It'd make this audit

go very smooth for you.

[clears throat]

Okay. But only under...

No, make that two conditions.

One, no talking to any of the inmates.

And two, you ignore

all discretionary audio visual equipment

that fell off the back of a truck.

- Okay?

- Okay.

Okay.

- Clyde? Door, please.

- [buzzing]

Follow me.

Stay inside the yellow lines, please.

Now, I must warn you,

Bark doesn't like to talk.

Prison will do that to a dog.

Hey! What's going on here?

Get those dogs back in their cells.

We're fine where we are, warden.

Yeah, the funny thing is,

not like ha-ha funny,

but like hmm funny

is that we're in charge now.

We don't wanna take orders

from no spray-tan jabroni no mores.

[indistinct chattering]

Well, seems like it's a bit

of a sticky wicket, isn't it?

- Meatball.

- [all] Let the pups go free, mon.

[all growling]

Day late and a dollar short.

No holding back the power of rap.

[guffaws]

[speaking in Spanish, then laughs]

- [all growling]

- Uh...

Looks like you gots a mutiny on your paws.

- [indistinct chattering]

- [growling]

- [grunts]

- [indistinct chattering]

Mama?

[cheering]

Now we be jamming, mon,

with Team Gnarly and Mobo.

Buyaka, buyaka!

Sing it!

- I would like to welcome everyone

- Welcome

- Sannu da zuwa, listen to the sound

- Sannu da zuwa

- Of birds singing and waterfalls

- Yes, mon

Enjoy the savanna while

Butterflies flutter across your eyes

Elephants in the river play all day

When there's trouble I'll be on my way

If you fall, let me know

- Fall, let me know

- I'll be ready, I'll be your hero

Oh, oh, oh, oh

It's a sight to see

You can live carefree

- Go ahead and count on me

- Count on me

Okay. Who are you guys?

- [creaks]

- [grunts]

- Wait. You're the... and the...

- [Ida] Mm-hm.

You mess with Tiny and Scrappy,

you mess with the familia.

Oh. Need I remind you

how this all went down last time?

Ah. Yeah, it wasn't good for you.

Yeah.

Well, let me remind you

that you are in a heavily guarded prison.

My prison. And there is no escape.

I'm guessing there's a secret way out.

No. Why would you think that?

Hey!

No, don't touch that! Don't do that!

- What, this? Don't touch this?

- No, no, no.

[groans]

- Can you guys keep an eye on Bark's crew?

- Don't worry, I can handle these fellas.

I'm from Jersey.

Unlike this muppet,

I happen to know a thing or two

about keeping order.

Bye, Roland.

[all]

Mon, pups always being left behind!

[inhales deeply, groans]

- Dog, oh, dog.

- [muffled grunting]

Have we raised the bar tonight.

I can't wait to see

what Team Tiny has to offer.

- [muffled grunt]

- Ha!

Like taking a bone from a puppy.

[cheering]

My seorita

Beautiful chica

Like a flower needs the sun

I need you near

Puppy chiquita

- You are my vida

- [Tiny] You are my vida

When will you look into my eyes

And say the words I long to hear?

- Tell me cuando?

- Cuando?

When will you love me?

Tell me when you'll dance with me

When will you share romance with me

- Tell me cuando

- Cuando

- When will I hold you?

- When will I hold you?

Don't leave me standing here

- All alone

- All alone

- My canine corazn

- My canine corazn

[cheering]

Tell me cuando

- Cuando

- What? What?

Will I ever be the same?

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