Pup Star: World Tour Page #8

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- Tell Me cuando

- Cuando

Will you set my heart aflame?

Tell me cuando

- [grunts]

- When will you be mine?

- My canine corazn

- My canine corazn

[Tiny]

Oh, hey!

[cheering]

Thank you, my fans!

[Tiny]

What are you doing, Julio?

[gasps]

- Oh, no.

- Start flexing, P.U.P.

- Let's show those goons what time it is.

- Uh, sure, Scraps.

- Anybody got a plan B?

- Over here, over here!

How are we gonna get out

without the guards seeing?

This.

Ida, you know how to drive one?

Of course. Back home in Mexico,

I was a tank driver for the army.

And I was the best.

Okay. Looks like we got a ride, guys.

It's time to bail on this jail.

Come on.

[Steven gasps, then screaming]

- We're doing it!

- [Steven whooping]

[all screaming]

- [Steven grunting]

- [Ida whooping]

[whooping]

- [whooping]

- [Steven screams]

- [Steven grunts]

- [Ida laughs]

- [Steven whimpering]

- Ooh.

- [whooping]

- Whoa.

[creaking]

- Eyes on the road, eyes on the road!

- [laughs]

[guard screaming]

- [Ida whooping]

- [Steven screaming]

[guard]

I'm okay!

- [screaming, then laughs]

- [whooping, than laughs]

[audience cheering]

Each contestant will sing

an original song for your votes.

First up is the Calcutta crooner, Raji!

You don't have to see the sun to know

It's shining somewhere

And if you knew where to look

You'd discover what I mean

There's a magic that hides

Between the black and white

Just waiting to be seen

If you believe

Then you'll be free

To see the world

And what can be believed

You can rise above

Uh...

I don't know if this is such a good idea.

I think Tiny is onto me.

Do you wanna be a local soap star,

or a world-renowned Pup Star?

- Now get out there and do your job.

- And shake your bon-bons

- like it's nobody's business.

- Eh...

Okay. [chuckles] Good talk.

I can do that.

I knew that dirty rat was up to something.

- [audience cheering]

- Pup Star will be right back.

Tiny, something big is up.

- Bark, he's making...

- Oh, do tell.

Bark has what?

[groans]

This is what's become of the hack parade.

You lost the brightest star you had

- when you kicked me off.

- What are you doing?

Ask them. They're all in on it.

You're in on what?

Bark dognapped our families.

Yeah, man.

We been instructed to vote for Julio or...

Or it's curtains for all of them.

You really should pay more attention.

Thought you'd remember these dulcet tones.

Julio, you're part of this, too?

Let's just say fame has a price,

and I'm willing to pay it.

You'll vote for him, too,

if you wanna see your sister again.

What have you done with Scrappy?

Copy. All right, everyone,

we are live in five. Live in five.

You know how this has to end.

Just try to be professionals about it.

[cheering]

Our final contestant puts the bow-wow

in Chihuahua.

- It's Julio!

- [audience cheering]

[music playing]

Who is your fantasy?

It's really no mystery

I think we can all agree

It's Julio

The bravest in all the land

More handsome than you can stand

Whose amour is in demand?

It's Julio

[backup 1]

Julio

- Only Julio

- [backup 2] Julio

Can make all the girls go bow-wow-wow

[backup 1]

Bow-wow-wow

- Yes, Julio

- [backup 2] Julio

You must admit he's the cat's meow

What a chump.

- [backup 1] Meow, meow

- [backup 2] Come on

- So let me explain...

- Stop.

- What is perfectly plain

- This dog's a fraud!

- How dare you interrupt!

- [Bark] You are the moth

- And I am Julio

- Are you kidding me right now?

- Well, who's singing while you're talking?

- Necesito Julio

- [laughs] This is a good question.

- [Bark singing in Spanish]

This is a very good question. [chuckles]

- [booing]

- [Julio chuckling]

I... Must be some kind

of technical difficulties.

- Julio

- [audience booing]

[booing]

[booing continues]

No. No!

Julio is hereby disqualified

for lip-syncing and voice fakery.

This can't be happening.

Strike three, I'm out of here.

Wait, we can't.

Bark has Scrappy

and the judges' families held hostage.

Not anymore, sis.

Scrappy, you're okay.

Turns out Bark and Roland

are lousy dognappers.

Tiny, I'm so sorry.

I should've called back.

It's not your fault. It's Bark's.

He's trying to ruin Pup Star.

Yeah, Bark and that clown Julio

are going down together.

It was all Bark's idea.

I was merely a pawn in this scheme.

And I'd have gotten away with it

if it wasn't for you pups.

Bark, stick a fork in yourself.

- You're cooked, you crook.

- [growling]

I'll be back. Just wait and see.

This time next year,

I'll have my own reality show.

- [audience booing]

- [laughing]

No. No, please!

I'm too famous to go to jail.

And too lazy for community service.

Please, no!

Come on, move it short stuff.

Off you go, Julio.

Yeah, toddle on back to obscurity.

- [clapping]

- Patch us into the prison.

Are we on?

Am I FaceSkyping yet?

- [audience laughing]

- You're on, Mama. Are you okay?

Oh, yes.

They came around with a good talking to.

And I met this nice gentlemen, Butch.

Hey, kiddo.

Say hi to your new stepdad.

A match made in prison?

That's not gonna be easy

to explain to the rellis'.

I'm so sorry, Your Highness, that

you're so embarrassed by your own mother.

Again with the guilt trip.

Dad. Check out our funny new game.

Dance!

No! Never!

[laughing]

- Do it.

- [clicks]

- Ooh. [laughing]

- [audience laughing]

[laughing]

- [laughing]

- [Dog Gnarly laughs]

That's my pups, man.

Always looking on the bright side.

[all laughing]

Grandpa!

- Oh, you old rascal, are you all right?

- Hello, lad.

Just playing cribbage

with me new mates.

Well, like you always say, Grandpa,

no one makes friends like a Growl.

Well, I'm sorry, you never know

what's gonna happen on live television,

but, sadly, my producer tells me

we will not be able to crown a champion

this year.

[all groaning]

Wait a second.

We can't let the actions of a few bad dogs

like Bark and Julio

destroy the purity of Pup Star.

Hear, hear!

If there's one thing I can't abide,

it's cynicism.

Bad dogs like Bark

are willing to do anything to be famous.

But Pup Star's not about that.

Music is the universal language

that brings us together.

- Preach it, sister.

- We came here because we wanted to sing,

and to make people happy

all over the world.

That's what Pup Star is really about.

We all in this together, man. One love!

[Tiny] Raj, Mobo, Ming, and Scrappy

have all worked so hard to get here.

The contestants,

the judges,

the audience.

We have to let our voices be heard.

We are one pack, one voice,

one world singing together in harmony.

Yeah! Everybody get in on this jam!

Hey, wait for us.

It ain't a party without Scrappy.

[all]

Everyone is invited

The whole world is united

You can feel the excitement

We're spreading joy tonight

All the flags are waving

From every single nation

So raise your paws high into the sky

Yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

- Wanna howl at the moon in Mexico

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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