Pyaar Ka Punchnama Page #13

Relationship means, enter

into it with your own happiness.

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After that.. all you have to

worry about is.. her happiness..

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..her birthday, her dog's birthday.

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Her New Year..

even you have a New Year.

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No one can make these girls happy.

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A happy woman is a myth.

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For instance, Batman's girlfriend.

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Until he didn't become Batman..

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..she kept saying:

You don't do anything.

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You are useless. You are impotent.

How can l stay with a man like you?

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Poor guy became Batman..

that day she said..

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..you became batman?

l wanted to be with a normal man.

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How can l stay with you?

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The entire fault is of stories.

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Bloody Bollywood romantic spices.

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A girl and a guy falls in love.

They both stay together.

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The movie ends.

No one tells the story after this.

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l'll tell you the story after that.

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lf the guy doesn't hug the girl

two days there's a problem.

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lf he hugs her.. she says,

you are cheap. This is too much.

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They don't get tired from shopping.

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First cushions and now curtains.

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Cushions didn't match the curtains,

so she bought more cushions.

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l have so many mugs that

if l sell them..

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..l can bear my life for a month.

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She goes to buy something

and buys something else.

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She will irritate me for two weeks

saying she wants to buy a table..

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..she spent 5 hours in the

mall and bought dirty slippers.

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Again start irritating

that she needs to buy a table.

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l am working in the

office and she calls..

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As soon as l answer the phone,

l tell her l cannot talk to her.

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ls it so difficult to understand?

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What will happen

if you talk to me for two minutes?

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lf l talk to you for two minutes,

what will you gain?

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l won't be able to

talk to you properly.

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Then if l disconnect the phone

without saying 'l love you'..

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..she starts her melodrama.

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This mobile phone

has irritated me a lot.

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lt has made my life miserable.

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lt is like a noose to me.

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Did you see their ads?

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1 paisa per second.

So, keep calling.

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lf the price is less,

how much can a person talk?

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Answer them for this..

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You can't talk to me.

You've lost interest in me.

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lf you didn't want to talk,

why did l call you?

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Oh mother, how would

l know why you called me?

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Go and question Bharti Mittal.

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l am telling you, it is not a dog,

but a b*tch in the ad..

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Seriously, l can bet on it.

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Wherever you go, we follow.

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What do you think?

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Columbus didn't know

he was coming to lndia..

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..and he came here accidentally?

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No.. he knew about it.

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That poor man wanted

to go somewhere far.

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He had to tell his wife

that he's going to lndia.

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Or she would've questioned him.

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Where are you going?

Why are you going?

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Really? Don't you know

where you are going?

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Why don't you tell me clearly,

you are going away from me?

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Till today the people of the

world make fun of that poor guy.

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l am working in the office, l get

a SMS which says 'l love you.'

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So, l reply to her

'l love you too.'

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Then l keep getting

SMS one after other.

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What work does

she do in the office?

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lf l don't reply for two SMS.

l get a call immediately.

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lf you don't answer the phone,

you get a message in 10 minutes..

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..l don't think it

is working anymore.

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ln 10 minutes it goes

from 'Babu, l love you'..

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..to 'lt's not working anymore.'

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This is when

they are not even down.

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Now l know why men

die of heart attack..

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..and why are gay so successful.

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Because they don't have

woman to ruin their happiness.

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People say:
Behind every

successful man there's a woman..

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True.. but no one says that:

behind every unsuccessful man..

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..there is also a woman.

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Anybody can say that

unsuccessful people..

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..are more in quantity than

successful people in this world.

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l am working in the office.

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l tell her, l'll be late.

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She won't have her food.

She'll go to sleep hungry.

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lf l tell her to eat, it is

a problem. Shall l quit my job?

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Go home. Appease them.

Make them have their food.

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Doing all this, one

doesn't feel hungry.

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