Quackerz

What in thunderblazes

are you doing?

Uh? What am I doing?

Getting us out of here!

With a tablet?

You kids have no idea

how to do anything!

It's just the same as in my game!

If you hit the cage from inside,

it shrinks to one pixel.

- What?

- Pixel?

Pixel?

It's a size, old man.

I don't care about the size

of your pixel!

Whoa!

Ah!

Quack!

Quack, quack!

Huh?

Quack, quack!

Oh!

I know how to win the game now!

I should have changed

the cage into a ball,

rolled it, and run the witch over!

Oh!

Okay! Okay!

One more life left...

Let's do this!

Oh, man! So close! So close!

Dang!

How can I pass this stupid cage?

I always get stuck here.

I wish the cheat codes for this

were out.

Ugh!

Aaah!

Oh!

Aaah!

Oh! Ah!

Outstanding, Emperor!

The next position is...

Number 45!

The missionary...

turning on the sun!

Pumping it up with energy!

Dad!

Dad!

- Waahhh!

- Dad!

Dad!

Quiet, please!

The Emperor has almost

turned the sun on!

Dad!

Enough of the ancient Chatter!

I'm hearing disrespect

to our great Cha-Cha Chatter!

Dad, come on.

No disrespect at all.

Just kidding!

I have a serious question.

The stork brought you.

Woop-woop, whoa!

Yes, he brought me,

and flew away!

Why don't we fly,

but drop like cow patties?

That's of no use to us,

the Mandarin ducks.

Flying is kid's stuff.

You got through your new game?

It got uninstalled!

You can't win this one

because of the stupid cage level.

Well, take another.

There are plenty of games

for you to play.

Dad!

I can't play all the time, can I?

It ruins your eyesights.

I'll have to wear glasses soon.

A bespectacled duck

always looks clever.

Others will respect you...

and seek your advice.

Besides, a duck who wears glasses

looks very sexy!

Believe me!

Yes, yes.

Believe him, if he says so!

But I want to flex my wings!

I want to learn to fly!

No. There is no need

for anyone here to fly.

Nobody needs to go anywhere.

Everything is perfect on our island.

Yeah. Perfectly boring.

I want to see the world!

I've seen the world.

Without my glasses.

And here's what I say:

It's blurry.

On! Huh? Huh?

Huh?

"Once every hundred years comes

the messenger of darkness..."

Cool!

"Who wants to take away

the energy of the sun,

so that the forces of darkness

triumph in the world."

Scary.

"There is but one creature on Earth

that can stop him.

It is the sun duck."

Dad?

"The sun duck will save the world,

but will himself die."

Who said you could lake my book?

It is for grown-ups!

It has... positions!

You can't pilfer a person's

possessions while he's still present!

Mustn't do this!

Mustn't do that!

What can I do on this island?

I'm so sick of it all!

I wish I could just fly away.

Oh... My Emperor...

I heard somewhere that playing

video games all the time

can do a bit of damage

tn your health.

As long as he keeps playing,

he will not learn to fly.

You know very well

why I am afraid of this.

Of course I do.

It's because your son

is the real sun duck.

Be quiet!

It is a great secret!

Oh!

I thought you forgot

and were asking me.

How can I forget?

In three days time,

it will be precisely one hundred years

from that day.

But this means that the dark

messenger will soon appear.

He may be here already.

If Longway finds out

that he is the sun duck,

then, all my efforts

will have been in vain.

I do not want him to die!

Even if it means saving the world!

Bu! if nobody

opposes the messenger,

the sun will shrink

to the size of a pea,

and the world will sink into darkness.

It's all under control.

I have the lanterns ready.

Excellent thought, Emperor!

Eat a duck, for good luck!

What the...?

Why, you...!

You little hooligan!

Check it out, Kianga!

Hey! Get back here!

I'll get you next time.

Eh...

So, baker man...

Go away!

Is this supposed to be

the legendary sun duck?

Eat a duck, for good luck!

Heard some crazy stories, yo!

Ducks guarding the sun...

You know what I'm talking about,

right?

Yes!

Yeah, but the ducks are all gone.

And the sun, it's shrinky-dinking.

What are you talking about?

The sun isn't shrinking!

Open your eyes, baker man!

The way I hear it, the sun

used to be wicked big!

But now it's teenier

than those gingerbreads.

But then the ducks got snatched up

by some messenger of darkness.

Dargh! That copper again!

Come on, flat-top!

Try and get us!

Grrr...

Officer, quick,

they're robbing my buns!

Hurry up, chubster!

Making a left!

Oh!

Relax, chubby!

My great-grandpa was the last person

to see a train come through here.

- Uhh!

I'll get you!

Whoa!

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

Who's the porter here?

Ahhh!

Buy... a duck...

for good luck!

Duck?

Oh, gingerbread!

I need someone to take me there!

But... no one's lived in that house...

for a hundred years!

It's condemned!

Good. Then, it's available.

I'll pay triple fare.

All right.

I'll do it!

Here!

Aw, you're heavy!

Your trunk is heavy!

Everybody, make way!

Whoa! Who is that?

Look at her, boss.

Grrr...

She's...

So...

Just look at her.

Aghh. This is so lame!

No flying, no good games.

No fun.

I'm done with this place!

I'm flying! Woo-hoo! Yeah!

- Wa-ha-ha!

- Whoa!

Ow! Aw!

Oh!

Hey!

Don't you see guy in triangle?

No falling!

And, no using guy in triangle

as snowboard.

I watch you!

I wasn't falling,

I was flying...

'Cause I'm outta here,

never to return.

Yeah, like you said yesterday.

And last week.

And the week before that,

and the month before that,

and infinity all the way.

Ah-ah-ah! Oh!

It's for real!

"This time is for real."

Yeah, we totally believe you.

Okay, Longway.

I'll see you tomorrow.

"Others will respect you more

when you wear glasses."

Oh, they'll respect me, all right!

After I've made

this intercontinental flight!

There and back again.

Ah!

Ooh...

Ah...

Hm...

Ah...

Phew...

Okay.-

Here I go! Whoa!

Oohhh!

Okay. I could!

I just don't want to right now.

Maybe next time.

Who are these dudes?

Big and wild and big and proud!

Mallards always beat the crowd!

Mallards always beat the crowd!

Am I right, or am I wrong?

You right!

Am I right, or am I wrong?

You right!

Am I right?

You know I'm right, so tell me!

You right!

Hm...

Uh...

Where did you go, bubble girl?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who...

- Who let the dogs out?

- Who, who, who, who, who...

- Here it is! Hawaii.

- Who let the dogs out?

Squadron!

Prepare to land!

Yes, sir!

Get off of there.

Camper kids...

this egg is one

of our most ancient treasures.

Whoa!

Okay, kids.

This egg was one

of our most ancient treasures.

Who, who, who, who, who...

Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out?

Oh, looks like it's foggy in Hawaii.

Sir!

Let me help you, sir.

Much better.

Mmphh!

- Ow!

- Squadron!

Single file, fall...

Men, look good!

Like crack troops!

Greetings, Commander!

The crack troops are ready to fulfill

your all-powerful commands.

Because you look like a great military

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