Quick Gun Murugun

Synopsis: Quick Gun Murugun is a western spoof with attitude, featuring outlandish songs, outrageous melodrama and crazy action sequences including a classic duel in a traffic jam. The film tells the story of Quick Gun Murugun - a South Indian karmic cowboy whose duty is to protect and cows. When faced with a world-conquering arch villain restaurant owner who wants to create the ultimate McDosa chain using beef, Quick Gun enters into an epic battle of vegetarianism vs. non-vegetarianism that spans time and space, from a small South Indian village to an Indian heaven and then finally to a cosmopolitan Mumbai across 15 years.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Shashanka Ghosh
Production: Fox Star Studios
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
2009
97 min
32 Views


In our country heroes

don't die.

Heroes fight against

evil for the good.

I fought to save the cows.

Then how...

How?

How can I die?

So this is the Vegetarian Cowboy

who caused all the drama?

Shri Q.G. Murugun.

Quick gun!

Vegetarian cowboy, bye bye.

`Listen to what I say'

'You will never see such

a unique person'

`No skill to charm

Ladies'

Eat IdIi, Utappam, Sambar

and sing in ...

praise of Quick Gun Murugun'

Things like this happen.

I have to go back.

I have to go back.

Welcome to Hell, Ministry of

Death headquarters.

Welcome to Hell, Ministry of

Death headquarters.

Take care of sandals.

- I'm wearing shoes.

This is the entrance

to heaven!

That is why it is

so beautiful.

Shall I go in?....No?

I have to go back.

Do it.

One, two, three, four.

Do it. Hands up.

One, two, three, four.

Take it back.

One, two, three, four.

Be good girls.

Left, left, left.

That's right.

Turn to the right.

Oh, I have to go back.

Next.

I want to go back.

You want to but it takes

time, understand?

That too peopIe with 10 hands.

Everybody just pick up

the phone and call up.

This is Paradise. Top of the

agenda is enjoyment.

Sir....

- I said no.

Look at this fiIe for exampIe.

Mrs.Savithri KuIkarni.

She was a devoted wife

in her previous life.

Observed`Karvachout'.

But she was in a hurry.

And look at the resuIt.

Enjoyment once in a year

then she eats her mate.

Thatis why Mr Murugun I say,

procedure has to be followed.

Look at the application.

The situation is an emergency.

Sir I have onIy done my duty.

I'm a cowboy and protecting

cows is my duty.

All the confusion is because of

that non-vegetarian Rice Plate, Reddy

and his rowdy gang.

A few days ago...

Is there someone who

wiII take my order?

Is everyone here

deaf or dead?

Gun Powder sir, pIease...

- Today isn't the day of...

Navaratri Vrat, uncIe.

What is on the Menu?

I'm hungry.

Paper Dosa, Set Dosa,

Onion Utappam, ...

cheese Utappa.

PIease let me go.

Don't you have non-vegetarian?

Chicken, mutton or

at least eggs?

No. We serve onIy

vegetarian.

May I make some special items?

Ladies fingers?

Have you heard it? He is

asking me to become a sage.

I'm a non-vegetarian.

Father... father...

Ask me to try vegetables!

Vegetarian or non-vegetarian, live or dead,

choose Mr.Shankar.

This rowdy gang is turning all

vegetarian hotels to non-vegetarian.

They killed the cows and

made a menu of non-vegetarian dishes.

Behind all this, there is

a man.

That is Rice Plate Reddy.

Villain.

Attention pIease.

From today...

this hotel is 100% non-vegetarian.

On behalf of Rice Plate

Reddy, note my new ruIes.

Do not make noise.

Do not create a nuisance.

Do not argue with management.

Room. - Single?

- Single.

Luggage?

This is luggage.

- This way, sir,

Next. Bullet chicken.

B u l l i t.

- B u l l et.

You want to teach me spelling?

- Bullit.

May I tell you something?

All are friends onIy or....

Madam, my heart is yours.

Sincerely.

Yours, obedientIy.

Yours, affectionateIy.

`Oh IittIe fIower'

`see your lover'

`Look at your to be engaged

and to be married lover'

`Oh IittIe fIower'

`Look at your Iover'

`Look at your to be engaged

and to be married lover'

`your moves are inteIIigent

and successfuI'

`My heart is innocent

and naive.

`it is difficuIt to

make it understand'

`This is my first...

`Love.

`Oh IittIe fIower'

be my lover'

`be my to be engaged and

to be married lover'

What is this? You are

crying Iike a girI?

Have you not read in the news

that the river Kaveri is fIooded.

Water is okay in whisky

but not tears.

Stop crying gentleman

and be a man.

Leave me alone I say.

You are showing matches to

gun powder? It's too much.

Hey Shankar, come running

with orange juice for the boss.

Mix his big big tears

in it.

Beef.- Beef!

Eat or break their heads.

If you are angry,

go and save your cows.

Go and fight.

Break their heads.

Come here. You are Iike

chicken my PT Usha.

If not, you have to take

part in an Olympic race.

Let me go.

Hey you, Gun powder.

Leave the lady I say.

You think you are a man?

Has a scorpion stung you

between your Iegs?

Better take refuge somewhere.

RascaI, I'II teach you

how to behave.

You need not worry. I'll learn

via a correspondence course.

Smoking is injurious

to heaIth.

Come out I say.

Enough.

Hey, you...this is Gun Powder.

Not face powder.

Okay?

Shut up and take out

your gun, I say.

If you are lightening,

I am 250 voIts of current I say.

Who are you?

The earth is my

place of devotion.

The sky is my ceiIing.

The entire country

is my nation.

My name is Murugun.

Quick gun Murugun.

Quick gun Murugun.

Mind it.

Tension tension tension.

Farmers are made Cowboys?

Sir, I'm unfortunate.

Is your fortune in your

stomach? In your feet?

You are not Nelko.

My fortune is in my grip.

I write my fortune in my

paIm.

I write my own fortune.

I write my own fortune.

I found out that

my fortune is...

here, here, here.

The earth and the heaven

are in my grip.

All the 3 worlds.

Show me your hand.

Sir, pIease.

You have a long lifeline.

But not now.

Why, realisation came

very Iate?

Something new has to

be written now.

What do I write? Can anyone

telI me what to write?

What to write?

- A resignation letter.

Resignation letter.

Mind it? What mind? Have you

ever used your own brains?

Listen.

Break promises and fight

Iike a roadside fighter?

That is my duty.

You waste your life

Iike this?

Look at your mates.

Some studied IT, MIT.

They will become top

bosses in real life.

Someone has to shut them up.

I'm a cowboy and this is

my duty.

You wiII get trapped in to it.

I just know it. Know it.

HaiI God of Guns.

Messiah of vegetarians.

Do you think they are teasing?

There are lots of peopIe outside.

You can hear their slogans.

Clean out the rice plate is

what people want.

This is everyone's demand.

Not just mine.

Rice Plate?

- Rice Plate Reddy.

He is the Master of Gun Powder.

The Enemy of vegetarians.

Big Man of this area.

Is he a big man of this area?

Biggest. They are turning

all the hotels non-vegetarian.

I see.

Then I have to meet him.

So and so gate.

Such and such place.

Dear sir, I've worked

for you for so many years.

Working with you is a

sheer pleasure.

Make the list.

By repeatedly rubbing

your coal,..

I made it into a shining

and sparkling diamond.

I betrayed their trust.

Put an exclamation mark.

I think I'm totaIIy

tired out.

Hyphen mark.

Rogue, Lame horse.

PIease terminate my services.

Full stop.

With full tension.

Sorry.

That Vegetarian cowboy...

I want him.

Come.

Come in, Sir.

This deluxe honeymoon suite

is speciaIIy for you.

What will you have?

- What is on the menu?

You have a choice.

You get everything.

What will you eat?

A plate of rice? A special item, sir.

Arrange for rice.

He has come.

Sir, I have promised

that I'll not fight.

But my duty calls me sir.

Geeta will guide me.

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Rajesh Devraj

Rajesh Devraj (Hindi: राजेश देवराज) is an Indian film screenwriter and researcher. He is the author of a book on Indian film posters, The Art of Bollywood with Edo Bouman. more…

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