Quick Gun Murugun Page #2

ActualIy, sir, that bIoody

lodge owner...

You will find the institute

of Coconut tree cIimbing.

All the best, sir.

Come down you, useless

Langoors. Lowly dogs.

Coconut water?

Q.G.Murugun.

Quick Gun Murugun.

Vegetarian Cowboy, ta..ta.

Mind it.

WorthIess thing.

Rice PIate Reddy is indeed

my enemy.

He is aIive and I'm dead.

PIease approve my appIication.

The situation is urgent.

Vegetarianism is the

need of the hour.

Come with me. I'II approveit.

But brother, the risk is yours.

Thank you, sir.

Okay butremember that

one minute of time in hell....

is equal to 1 year on earth.

Sorry Mr Murugun.

I regret nudity.

Sorry.

Why did he send me here?

Rice PIate Reddy must be

kiIIing poor cows.

Before the world turns from

vegetarianism to non vegetarianism...

how do I stop him?

So many vehicles!

So many peopIe!

Rascal. I think coming

here is a mistake.

No mistake. I'm teIIing you.

You meet your Matunga brothers

He will get your kerosene.

Let us start talking

of you and me.

Where do I search for him?

Why dont you forget about

that rice, pudding felIow?

You think he is here?

In Mumbai?

Some 25 years ago, a young man

named Rice Plate Reddy...

had been dreaming of turning this

city into non-vegetarian.

I'm Iaunching the first,

I'm Iaunching the first,

non-vegetarian Dosa curry

bars, McDosas.

The first machine made dosa

in the worId.

Now Mr.Sandu will present

the first test sampIe dosa...

to our celebrity consuItant,

Chef Ranjiv Kapoor.

What behaviour is this!

What horribIe Dosa!

Rotten smelling Dosa.

This is a good Dosa.

- Are you joking?

Never in my life have I...

This is a good dosa.

Now tell the press that...

McDosa is the best,

A1,tip top dosa.

In the entire worId there is

no better Dosa than this.

Say it. - In the worId this

is the best dosa.

I have not eaten such

dosa ever before.

Okay. Now say that...

I'm not cheating on my wife

with a student from Dadar.

Not at all.

No doubt that you are an

excelIent cook, Mr Ranjiv.

But you are a bad Iiar.

Mr Chairman, I promise you

that I'II give you a...

a tip top worId class dosa.

If not I'II shave off my hair.

It's my promise.

No more rotten dosa.

OnIy one month is Ieft

for the launch.

I want an A1, hi-fi dosa.

If not, I'II put your head

in the mixing machine...

Understand?

Yes? - Yes.

Rascal.

sister-in-Iaw....

Listen, your younger brother

has come back. Come out.

Come in... come in.

Sit. I'll cIose the door.

Pigeons come inside.

Come on, come out.

He has a stomach upset. Where

were you for this long? No news.

Husband, look at your brother.

Take out the gun, brother.

- What?

Oh, great grade 2 officer

becoming a gun fighter?

Remove your gun I say.

My office fiIes no doubt

move slowIy but...

my gun still shines.

You are my big brother.

How can I win with you?

My brother...

You have put on littIe weight.

This is okay dosa.

But not McDosa.

But this is my best recipe.

I've tested it.

Yet it tastes like slum dosa.

Something is missing.

Maybe if I put some

Ajinomoto in it,...

and change the formula and

Feed this dosa to Rowdie.

And you cut Dr Jango's hair.

Brother, you're doing welI. Why

do you have to sell kerosene?

What do I do? - What? Did

Clint Eastwood say that?

He said he wont shoot you

and you sell kerosene?

No. TelI me exactIy

what he said.

He said if you got to shoot,

shoot.

Don't make idle talk.

- You get zero marks.

That was in the movie

The Good, Bad and the Ugly.

Do you remember, you bunked

school and went to that movie.

And you gave a note to the

history teacher saying,...

please grant leave.

Mother serious.

It was a great movie.

Go ahead.

Make my day, buddy.

Listen. You have to go to the

office earIy tomorrow.

Budget review. The Board is

coming from Coimbattore.

This is your career. Your

TA, DA, Diwali bonus.

That half wit will

surely meet you.

Both the brothers are idiots.

Dr Jango,this is my nephew,

Rowdie, M.B.A Vishwanathan.

AIso known as

Rowdy M.B.A.

You are going to judge it?

Okay, very okay but something

is definitely missing.

It is not Ajinomoto, right?

- No.

So that is the big M.B.A!

What is missing?

Love. Mother's love.

- Love love love.

I don't get it.- Because you

are a foreign hand here.

In India, Mummy is No.1.

And mummy's cooking is

No 1.

You want the recipe, I'll give

you the best recipe.

Some Tuvar dal, Coconut,

ladies fingers.

chillies, tamarind, curry

leaves, and a pinch of asofotida.

Grind, mix, boil. Then do

what you want to do.

But don't forget one thing

Dr Jango.

That is Mother.

Full marks, Mr.Rowdie.

You have found a soIution.

Obviously I didn't understand.

How do we make out it is

the tip top worId's best dosa.

SimpIe. You search for the

worId's tip top, number 1 mummy.

You gettherecipe.

Mamamia.. mama mia..

Mamamia.. mama mia..

Mamamia.. - May I get

Rice PIate Reddy?

I want Rice PIate Reddy.

How do you stop IdIi

from getting sticky?.

Do I get a plate of rice ?

- No. You get onIy snacks.

You still didn't find him?

Find him on the google

search engine on the internet too.

What is the internet?

You're ignorant. One can

look at sexy pictures.

You watch it on the internet?

ShouId I bring you something

to eat? - No. I have to go.

Food is ready. Look he has become

so thin Iike a dry drumstick.

Let him go. He will eat

good food outside.

I feed so many and my famiIy

eats outside rubbish food?

You don't like my cooking?-You

are the best cook in the worId.

Keep dinner for me.

Here is the challenge. You've

got Mumbai's 10 best mothers.

Want me to cut your cable t.v

connection?

No time. - Son... son...

Letmego.

No lying. - No!

Who does this to mothers?

FullI Tension?

Attention aII mothers.

Attention, pIease.

I give you 10 minutes. Give me

your Dosa recipe. 10 minutes.

If not all of you will become

mummies... Egyptian mummies.

Means, brain dead.

I want Rice PIate Reddy.

- Rice PIate got over, brother.

One tumbler of whiskey and one

MasalIa Dosa.- Hey, mak ea dosa.

Is shea cIassicaI dancer?

- No. Mango doIIy.

She is great.

ReaIIy great.

`Rukmaniye...

`Pa Ra Pa Ra Pa Ra...

`No chance.

`Taratara tara

`Some say they love me.

Some show me money.'

`Some bring love.

Some offer drink'

`If someone doesn't have

anything, understand that...

If anyone doesn't have

anything, understand that,...

`you love the reasons for it.

And Rukmani says hello to him'

PIease once again.

`Rukmaniye.

`Tara tara

`No chance.

`Para pa rapara

`Everyone's hearts...

`pa rapara pa ra

`everyones kisses

`pa rapara pa ra

`who wiII not kiss her'

`When he saw her in

the crowd

`I saw him feeling shy and

scared'

`thetruth is I feII in

Iove with him'

`But he doesn't come to me.

He is a shy type'

`Rukmaniye

`Para pa rapara

`Rukmaniye....

Pa rapara pa ra

`Everyones hearts...

Pa rapara pa ra..- are touched.

`Rukmaniye...

Can't be anyone.

Cowboy!

One more municipality Dosa.

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