Quickie Love Is So

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KIKI, LOVE TO LOVE

That was good.

Good, good.

Good or what?

Like a bull?

- A fighting bull.

Really good.

Or more of a lion, or what?

Do you want me to give you a score?

Really good.

End of story.

- What's wrong, Natalia?

- Nothing.

I was just saying...

Well, just...

What's up?

I can't stop thinking

about the petrol station.

Seriously, are you thinking

about that now, Natalia?

It's over now.

I didn't tell you everything.

I went to the petrol station

with a 200? note

to get change.

I'd had it ages

and I wanted it changed.

I bought an ice cream

but the girl wouldn't change it.

- You've nothing smaller?

- No.

- We don't take 200? notes.

- I've no change.

I'll take a card but...

A man came up from behind

and grabbed me

and asked the cashier for the money.

- Open the till or I'll stab her!

- I can't open it.

They started arguing

and he put a knife to my throat.

At first I was really scared.

But then...

I started feeling something down below.

Like heat rising and rising

and I didn't know why,

and I was getting aroused.

I was aroused.

And I was coming and coming and...

I came.

HARPAXOPHILIA:

ATTRACTION PRODUCED ON BEING MUGGED

OR ROBBED WITH VIOLENCE

You came?

I came right there, Alex.

You came, but how?

Like with me now?

No. More!

More!

I didn't know what was happening.

I couldn't control it,

it came up from below

and then went downwards,

it was the situation,

not knowing what was going on.

- You came a lot?

- Loads.

I don't know, Natalia...

I don't...

I don't know what to say...

Nothing.

You don't have to say anything.

You just said that last week

you had the biggest shag of your life

with another guy.

What can I say?

Nothing.

I didn't see his face, Alex.

You get off sucking a foot,

and I get off with that.

Sure, it's the same.

Exactly the same.

I can't tell you anything!

Honestly...

My name is Paco.

She's Ana.

We have a five-year-old daughter,

Luna.

- We've been together...

- For eight years now.

We aren't here because we have doubts

whether we want to stay together or not.

We don't doubt our love.

- Good.

I want you to think

about what could be improved

in sexual terms.

He's a bit reserved,

perhaps because he's Andalusian.

He's never been to therapy,

he's got them all.

And in my case, I have,

I've done a bit.

Good.

Things to improve?

Well...

- Speak up.

- Yes, we can talk about it.

Yes.

Her blow jobs...

aren't good.

I think.

I mean...

They could be better, you know?

I don't know.

Anything to say to him, Ana?

No, it comes as a surprise.

It's odd that he tells you,

a complete stranger,

and he hasn't told me in all this time.

It seems a bit like wasted time.

He tells me how

and I do it as he says.

It didn't come up in conversation.

She doesn't do it badly,

I like it.

But...

She sucks the bell end.

The... the glans.

The... She licks it.

But I've seen on films

it's more deep throat, not so...

You know?

The shaft is sensitive too,

I don't know.

Can you remember any other fellatio

which is more satisfactory

than what Ana does?

Well...

Excuse me, isn't this more like

individual therapy keep asking him?

- No.

- I'm asking

because I'm not sure

I want to hear all this.

- I shouldn't have said anything.

- Yes, carry on.

Say it and I'll change it, fine.

Because...

It comes to mind,

thinking out loud, perhaps...

My grandmother used to get jaw lock.

So perhaps,

when it comes to doing, let's say,

doing it deep throat,

I hold back through fear

of getting jaw lock.

That's what first comes to mind.

It could be that.

- Maybe.

- He's got things too.

- Come on, then.

- He doesn't take time, you know?

- Yes.

He gets straight in there,

as if I were a walking genital organ.

- You know?

- Yes.

It's odd.

Please, stay calm.

Take it easy.

It is absolutely normal

in a couple that has been together

for such time.

Of course, the flame dies.

But,

if there is wood,

if there is a spark and a will,

everything can start burning again.

There are hidden philias,

desires which we ignore.

I would suggest

you investigate your own sexuality.

Trust me.

There's so much to do.

You carry on.

I'll start now.

- Are you starting?

- Yes, but...

- Go on.

- No, no. You carry on, I'll...

Slut.

Slut.

Little whore.

No, wait.

Better in... Better in...

Little whore.

You're a little slut.

I want you to fill me.

- To fill you?

- Completely.

- You're turning me on, you know?

- Me too.

You want meat and tomatoes, right?

- Do you like...?

- I want some rod.

You want my rod, right?

There...

- Say things to me as well.

- Pig.

- I'm a pig?

- A stinking pig.

Stinking?

- Sorry.

- What do you mean, stinking?

Is stinking nice?

It that sexy, woman?

Stinking?

I don't know,

it just came out.

Why?

Do I smell or something?

Come here.

- But, stinking...

- Paco.

I can't believe it.

Stop it, you're killing the moment.

- Take it seriously.

- I was taking it seriously.

Well, you weren't exactly...

I mean... No?

- I'm taking it seriously.

Yes, but you say things too, don't you?

You said things too.

- But what I said...

If we're all so, so...

So playboy, right?

Fine.

- The doorbell.

- Well, that's it.

- Are you going to answer?

- Yes.

Hi, is Paco in?

Forgive me, really.

- No.

What a scene.

I've barged in, Paco,

and I'm not like that, you know that.

I really do apologise.

- What has happened?

- Nothing has happened.

They are going to operate

Weirdo's leg, Paco.

And the poor thing is having

a really bad, bad, bad, bad time.

She fell to pieces

and started to cry on me,

and I gave her a kiss.

Paco, a little kiss.

Well, Rebe went mad.

Mad.

She started calling me

"whore" and "slut"...

She's thrown me out.

Over a kiss.

A little kiss, Paco.

After all I've done for her.

You can't imagine

all that I've done for her.

When she asked me to piss on her,

I pissed on her.

And I don't like all that, Paco.

God knows, Paco,

I'm not like that.

When she took to bondage,

and she had me tied up,

I was tied up like a pig,

I did it.

I... I did it...

because I wanted to as well.

I must confess that I did too.

I did whatever she asked me, but...

Modern for some things,

old-fashioned for others.

That's it.

Did she ask you to piss on her?

To piss on her.

And she pissed on me too.

I hate to remember, Paco,

the day we ate asparagus.

Asparagus makes it stink.

- It makes urine smell...

- Yes.

- It does.

- And it's immediate.

Odd, isn't it?

- Yes, it stinks...

It really stinks.

Asparagus doesn't smell,

not even grilled,

but it doesn't half cause a smell.

- Direct.

Direct.

Direct onto my face.

Right?

My problem is, Ana,

I'm a very affectionate person.

I get affectionate quickly, Ana.

- Always.

Always.

After two beers I could snog my mother.

But people don't understand that.

- No.

Madrid seems very modern.

But Madrid isn't modern.

No.

Remember

when I came up from Seville, Paco?

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