Quints Page #3
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2000
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Not Enough Time.
Shhhhh.
Make Them Stop!
They Need Changing.
I Don't Care.
Just Make Them Stop,
Please.
We Need More Diapers.
No, Honey,
That's Not Possible.
According To The Baby Plan,
We Have 3 Dozen Left.
That Was A Few
Hours Ago, Honey.
No, But We Have
3 Dozen Left.
Dad! Past Tense.
We Had 3 Dozen.
But I--
Just Go
To The Store!
Go To The Store.
I'll Go. I'll Go.
You Don't Drive.
I Don't Care.
I'll Run, Then.
No, No, No,
That Doesn't
Make Any Sense.
No, No, No, Honey,
I'll Go To The Store.
Why? Because I Drive.
You Don't Drive.
You Stay Here.
I'm Gonna Get Diapers.
Dad, Dad, Earplugs,
Please.
Yes, Yes, Of Course.
And Honey,
While You're Out?
Get Us Help.
Right, Help.
[Whispering]
Enjoy THE SILENCE.
It MIGHT NEVER
COME AGAIN.
2 A.M.?
2 A.M.?
[Baby Whimpers]
No, NO, NO.
[Baby Quiets]
Good NIGHT.
Yup, I've Got
To Admit It.
You Couldn't Help
But Love Them,
But Remember,
This Is My Story,
Not Theirs,
And Here On The First Day
Of My New Life,
The Only Thing I Really
Felt Was Exhaustion,
So I Went To Bed
And Slept For Hours.
[Baby Crying]
Ok, Less Than An Hour.
Sure Worked Well,
And I've Got To Tell You,
At First, School Didn't Seem
Any Different, Either.
I Wasn't Loving
My New Life At All.
So, Do You
Feel Different?
I Feel Like
Drinking Coffee.
Ok, Fine, But After
Why Is Your Life
Gonna Be So Much Better?
I Don't Know.
Well, Maybe Without
My Parents Watching
My Every Move,
I Can Get Into Magnet--
You Know,
Work My Own Way In.
That's It?!
Don't Get Me Wrong,
I Want You To Join Me
At G.W.,
But That's What You
Really Want To Do
With Your New Freedom?
Yeah. Isn't It?
Yo, Mr. B!
Now That She Has
5 Brothers And Sisters?
Uh, Learn To Make
Pancakes?
No, No, I Mean
In Her Life,
You Know, Here, School.
Oh, Well That's Easy.
Join Art Club.
Why?
Well, Sometimes
I Work Hypothetically,
And I Think,
Hypothetically,
That You Might Like
Art Club.
Sometimes I Work
Alphabetically,
And Art Starts
With An "A."
But I'm Not Good
In Your Class,
So Why Join Art Club?
My Heart
Just Isn't Into Art,
You Said So Yourself.
Where Is Your Heart,
Jamie?
Ah, Well, When You Can
Answer That Question,
Then You'll Know
Exactly What To Do,
But In The Meantime,
Art Club Could Be Fun,
And The Best Thing Is
No Grades.
That Is The Best Thing.
Plus I Hear The Guy
Who Runs It Is Pretty Cool.
Hey. Here.
Later At Home,
I Saw Changes.
The Pressure
Was Finally Off Me.
So What Do You Think,
Jim, Lawyer
Or Computer Programmer?
Both.
Oh, Wow. Any Careers
Left For Me?
Oh, Sweetie,
You Shouldn't Worry
About It.
Your New Brothers
And Sisters
Are Gonna Take Care
Of Everything.
Forget About School,
Jamie.
Your Only Job Now
Is To Have Fun.
Are You Buying This?
Anyone?
If You Did,
You Have To Stay Late
And Clean The Blackboard.
Still, A Few Moments
After Getting Home,
Something Pointed Me
On My Path
Towards My Real Problem,
Though It Sure Didn't
Seem That Way At First.
[Babies Crying]
It's Ok. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh.
Hey, Mom.
Oh, I Am So Happy
You're Here.
Uh, Zoe, Have You Ever
Changed A Baby's Diaper?
Uh, Do Dolls Count?
Ok, Maybe We Ought
To Start You With A Girl.
Boys Tend To Pee On You.
Eww.
[Door Opens]
Oh, Oh, I Hope
That's The Baby Nurse.
If I Don't
Get Some Sleep Soon,
I--I--I Don't Know
What I'll Do.
Well, Won't It Be
Kinda Weird,
You Know, Having Somebody
In The House All The Time?
Trust Me, Honey.
We Won't Even Notice
She's Here.
I Come To You
From Overseas
Babies, Babies,
And We'll Be Friends--
Oh, You Look Terrible.
You Must Be The Mother.
Well, Then, Have A Rest.
There You Go. Sit Down.
Go On. Have A Seat.
There, I'll
Take Control Now.
I'm Gonna Take Care
Of Everything For You.
Don't You Worry, Now.
Now, I See 1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6, And 7.
Who Might You Be?
I'm Jamie,
And That's Zoe.
Well It's A Pleasure.
I'm Fiona,
And This Is My Room,
So Farewell.
Only The Immediate Family
Whatever.
But I'm
Their Older Sister.
Oh, My Apologies,
Older Sister.
You, We'll
Be Seeing You.
There We Go.
Bye, Grovers.
Good Day!
Good Day.
Whoo, 5 Babies.
We Have Our Work.
Join Me, Number 6.
My Name Is Jamie.
Good. You'll Be
Helping Me.
Chop-Chop.
Over There.
Soon I Could
Change A Diaper
In 7 Seconds Flat.
That Probably Wouldn't
Get Me Into Magnet,
But It Was
Kind Of Impressive.
Fiona Was Impressive, Too.
I Knew Right Away That Dad
Would Love Fiona's Methods.
Yup, Fiona Had A Plan, Too.
Number 1
Has Done Number 2...
At 3 P.M.
Oh! 1, 2, 3.
That's So Amusing.
Heh. I'm Laughing,
Really.
Ok, So Adam's
Done Number 2.
I'll Mark Down Number 2.
I'll List It.
These Quints.
Like Clockwork,
They Shall Pee And Poop
And Eat And Sleep.
But You Can't
Control Them.
They're Babies.
Ah, But I Am Fiona.
After This Day,
I Didn't Want
To Hurry Home To Help Fiona,
So I Found Ways
To Stay Later At School.
That's The First Odd Way
Fiona Helped Me.
Sure, I Was Petrified
What I Was Up To,
But I Took The Chance.
I Joined Art Club.
And, Heck,
On The Classic Excuse,
The Baby Nurse
Made Me Do It.
Come On, Grab A Paintbrush,
Clay, Anything.
I'm Only Here
'Cause You're Here, Z.
I Don't Know What To Do.
The Motto Of Art Club
Is This:
When You
Don't Know What To Do,
Do Something You
Don't Know How To Do.
Wait, Translation,
Please?
Have You Ever
Closed Your Eyes
And Imagined?
Imagined What?
Exactly.
And Then Draw
What You See.
Try It. It Won't Hurt.
So I Started Drawing.
It Wasn't Getting Me
Into Science Magnet, I Know,
But It Was Better
Than Being Home.
Home Was Just Weird.
Now, Number 3
Wakes Every 2 Hours,
And Number 5 Eats
Every 4.2 Hours.
Here's Another
Life Lesson For You.
Mary Poppins Is A Myth.
Uh-Huh.
They Must Be
5 Must Be As One.
As One.
Uh...
Oh!
You, The Mother,
You Confuse Them.
Now, Schedule Is The Key,
As Mr. Grover
Fully Appreciates.
[Baby Passes Gas]
Oh! Like Clockwork--
Unfortunately,
Broken Clockwork,
But Fear Not.
I Am Fiona.
Yeah, Home Was A Mess--
Babies Everywhere,
Money Problems,
Exhaustion--
And I'm Not Proud Of This,
But I Used
The Family Troubles
To My Advantage.
Oh, No, No, No.
We Have To Send
6 Kids To College,
We Can't Afford
Coffee Anymore.
We Can't Afford
Not To Drink Coffee.
Honey,
Do You Realize
That Just Paying
For Diapers Alone
Is Gonna Empty
Our Bank Account?
Honey, We Can't
Afford To Pay Fiona
By Ourselves.
I Can't Work Doubles
Forever.
And I Never See You,
And You Never Get
To See The Kids.
I Know.
Quints Just Weren't
Part Of The Plan,
You Know?
Good Morning!
So, School's Going Great,
And I'm In Art Club.
What's That, Hon?
Uh, That's Good.
Yup, I Chose
My Moment Carefully,
But Can You Blame Me?
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