Quints Page #4
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2000
- 83 min
- 424 Views
I Didn't Think My Parents
Would Approve Of Art Club.
It Wasn't Part Of The Plan,
You Know?
I Was Protecting My Freedom.
I Loved That Freedom.
How Much?
I'll Show You At Dinner.
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ooh Ooh Ooh...
Yup, Things Had Changed.
I Was No Longer
The Center Of Attention,
And I Was Actually
Doing Well In School.
Sure, It Was Only Art Class,
But I Figured
All My Other Grades
Would Come Up, Too.
Fiona:
Doodley Doodley
Doodley Doodley Doo
After All,
George Washington
Science Magnet
Was Still My Goal,
Even Though
I Really Did Like Art.
You Look Like
A One-Woman Band, Fiona.
Sarcasm, Number 6.
I Do Not Care For Such.
Jamie.
My Name Is
Jamie.
Here You Go, Adam.
A Little Art
To Cheer You Up.
Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh, Oh, It's Nothing.
It's Just A Wee Cramp.
[Baby Cries]
They Don't Like
To Be Still, Do They?
Here You Go, Becky.
I Got You.
Oh, Now Keep On Schedule.
I Want Them
To Pee And Poop And Burp
When I Want Them To.
What, Are You Gonna
Dress Them Alike, Too?
Make Them Take
The Same Classes
And Go To Magnet School
Together?
Well, Don't You Want
The Best For Them?
I Do, But How Do You Know
What's Best For Them?
And That Was The Second Way
Fiona Helped Me.
She Made Me Think.
Because The Truth Was,
My Life Hadn't Changed
As Much As I'd Hoped.
How Did I Know?
Well, Because Some Things
Hadn't Changed At All.
Hey, Dad?
Hmm?
Wouldn't You Rather Be
Playing With The Kids
Than Doing That?
Honey, The Plan,
The Plan.
Don't Forget The Plan.
It's More Important Now
That I Stick To It
Than Ever,
And So Should You.
[Babies Crying]
Fiona:
Shut Up,Babies, Shut Up.
Oh, Number 1 Sleeps.
Number 2 Cries.
Number 3 Does Number 1.
I Don't Even Know
Where 4 And 5 Might Be.
Fiona,
What's The Problem?
5 Problems...
And Only One Fiona.
Wait, Fiona!
Please, Don't Leave.
Oh, I Must. I Must.
I Hear Baby Screams
In My Ears At All Hours.
I'm Living A Nightmare.
I Gave It All I Could.
I Really Did,
I'm Telling You.
I'll Take No Money,
But I'll Take My Leave.
And That's It.
That'll Be It.
Fiona, Wait!
Oh, Oh!
What Is It? Oh!
Oh, I Knew There Was
Another One About Somewhere.
I Didn't Know Where,
But I Knew It Was Safe.
Oh, I Knew
It Was Number 4.
Her Name Is Debbie.
Debbie, Number 4,
Number 4, Oh.
Number 4, All The Best
To You, Sweet Child,
And For You Grovers,
Godspeed.
You Know I Tried.
I Really Did Try.
I Gave It Me All,
But Me All Wasn't
Good Enough.
Ok, This Is
Just A Roadblock.
I Know Things Look Grim,
But We Are Not
Gonna Panic.
[Baby Cries Louder]
I Will. We Will.
I Can't Handle Them
On My Own.
There's Gotta Be
Some Kind Of Clear
Alternative.
Sitters.
We'll Get Sitters.
We Can't Afford Sitters.
Ok, Oh, Wait! Wait, Wait.
I'll Set Up Volunteers.
Oh, That's A Great Idea.
I'll Circulate Fliers
In The Neighborhood And--
Oh, No, No.
That Will Never Work.
I Could Take Care
Of The Kids.
We Got To Get A Plan.
We Got To Get A New Plan.
Oh, When Are You
Gonna Have Time
To Come Up
With A Plan, Jim?
I Will Take Care
Of The Kids.
Nancy:
You Will, Jamie?How?
[Baby Starts Crying]
Ok, I Lied.
I Can't Do It.
Nancy:
And YouShouldn't Have To.
We'll Take Care Of This.
Sitters. It's Simple.
Honey, We Can
Barely Afford
The Diapers.
Come On.
Just Hold On A Second.
Let Me Just--Let Me
A Second.
Now, If I Work 70 Hours
Of Overtime A Week--
No, I-I'll Give Up
My Allowance.
Oh, No, Jamie,
Don't Let This Affect You.
No, But They're
My Family, Too.
I'll Just Give Up
My Allowance To The--
To The Diaper Fund.
I've Got To Go Back Up
To The Babies.
Ok, Here You Go.
There You Go, Honey.
[Doorbell Rings]
I Got To Go To Work.
Coming, Coming.
Can I Help--
Hello, Little Lady.
You...
That's The Most
Beautiful Thing
I've Ever Seen.
Did Somebody Make A Wish
To The Diaper Genie?
The Answer To Your
Problems Has Arrived.
Jim, Jamie,
I Am Albert Lensley.
I'm Sorry,
Do We Know You?
No, But I Know
All About You
And Your Beautiful,
Blossoming Family.
And I Am Here
To Make Your Life
A Whole Lot Easier.
Uh, What Exactly
Is It That You Do,
Mr., Uh, Lensley?
Oh, Please,
Call Me Albert,
And In A Nutshell,
What I Do Is I Get You
Money And Free Gifts.
Like These--Like These
Cutie Pants Diapers.
Why Would Anybody
Give Us Money
Or Anything
For That Matter?
Quints, Jim, Quints.
Oh, I'm Sorry.
Come In. Come In.
Come In.
Maybe Meet Them,
Say Hi.
At This Point
We Didn't Know Much
About Dear Old Al,
But At Least My Siblings
Took To Him Right Away.
Yeah. Ye--
[Splashing]
Oh!
Oh, I Am So Sorry.
No Need To Be.
No, No.
What An Adorable--
Jamie:
You Want To KnowThe Truth?
I Really Don't Think
That Was An Accident.
So Why Are
The Quints Marketable?
Babies Are Cute.
You're An Average Family
With The First Quints
In The State,
The Quints Are Famous.
It's An Ideal Situation.
Really? This Is Ideal.
Oh, Absolutely.
Of Course,
It Would Be Better
If They Were Identical.
Ah, Well, Unimportant.
You Work With What You Got,
And You've Got Quints.
Thanks To Albert,
We Signed A Contract
That Plus Dad's Salary
Paid For The Sitters.
But Remember,
This Is My Story,
And Albert, Like Fiona,
Helped Me Out
In Unexpected Ways.
Jamie, Can I Talk To You
For A Second?
Sure.
You Know, For Us
To Really Sell Your
Brothers And Sisters,
We Need To Focus
Exclusively On The Quints.
Now, If You're
Gonna Feel Left Out,
I Need For You To Tell Me,
Because I Want
After All.
Actually,
That's The Spirit.
You Know, This Could
Be Good For You.
I Mean, You'll Have
More Time To Do The Things
You Like,
While We All Work Hard
Here At Home.
Ok? Good.
Hmm.
So How Did Albert Help Me?
Anyone? Yup.
Albert Made Me Think
About Who I Really Was.
Spooky.
That's Exactly
What Your House
Looks Like These Days.
What A Mess!
You Know What, Z?
I Really Like This.
Isn't That Weird?
No, It's Fun,
And You're Good At It.
Really?
Thanks.
Oh, I See.
It's Not Enough When
I Tell You You're Good.
No, You Have To Hear It
From Your Friends.
You're A Teacher.
You Have To Be Nice.
No, No.
I'm A Teacher.
I Don't Have To Be
Anything.
The Truth Is, My Friend,
That You Have Talent.
Ok, So I Have Talent,
And I Like Art,
But Now What?
I Mean,
This Is All New To Me.
Well, Ain't It Great?
This Is What
You Were Hoping For
When The Quints Came.
It Was?
Wait, That Doesn't Mean
I Have To Give Up
On The Plan, Does It?
No, No, A Lack Of Effort
Is Never Rewarded.
[School Bell Rings]
Well, Maybe
You Need A New Plan.
Whoa! That Was
A Heck Of A Thought, Huh?
A New Plan?
No More
G.W. Science Magnet?
I Didn't Even
And Luckily Mr. Blackmer
Changed The Subject.
Now, I've Got An Idea
That Must Be Taken
Seriously--
Absolutely Must.
No Questions Asked.
Wait, That's Not Fair.
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