Quints Page #5
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2000
- 83 min
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I'm A Teacher.
I Don't Have To Be
Anything,
Including Fair.
Come On.
Come On. Over Here.
All Right.
Sit Down.
Ok.
Draw People.
People--
Me, Zoe, You.
Why?
Jamie,
You're An Observer.
You See Things
Your Own Way.
Well, I Want To See
What You See
When You, Uh,
Say When You Look At Me.
I Want To See
What You See When You
Look In The Mirror.
Or At Me.
I'd Be
A Great Model.
I Don't Think I Can Do It.
All Right.
Portraits In One Lesson.
Observe Details.
Capture Them.
See The Essence
Of The Subject.
Capture It.
View The Soul.
Capture It. Done.
Oh, And, Uh, Jamie?
I Know You Can Do It.
How? How Do You Know?
I'm A Teacher.
I Don't
Have To Tell You.
But Guess Who Really
Got Me Going?
Guess Who Made Art
So Much Fun For Me
That I Wanted
To Draw Nonstop?
Yup, Guess Who Really
Turned My Life Around?
Oh, Come On. Think.
Got It?
Whew. I Was Worried
About You There
For A Second.
Come On, Adam.
Smile For Me.
Be Like
Your Brother Eddie.
As If All That
Wasn't Enough,
Our Little Babies
Were Becoming Celebrities,
Thanks To Albert.
And This Is
Their Bedroom.
This Is Where
Our 5 Adorable Children
Eat, Play, And Sleep.
Now You Can Truly Say
You've Been Behind The Scenes
With The Grover Quints.
Uh, Can We Get
A Shot Of You
With The Quints,
Mrs. Grover?
Oh, I Am So Sorry.
I Forgot That Part.
That's Ok, Nancy.
We'll Recover.
Oh, Great. Our Audience
Loves Those Kids.
Aw.
Sure They Love Them.
They Are
Pretty Darn Cute,
You Have To Admit.
Hey, Just
Look At Them Here.
Yup, They Were
Getting Around.
Too Much?
Well, Let's Check In
With Mom And Albert,
Also Known As
Team Quints.
All Right.
We Strike Now
While The Iron Is Hot.
Overexposure
Is Not A Problem.
Ok, But I Don't Want
To Tire 'Em Out.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Days They Can't Go,
They Can't Go,
But You're Losing Money.
I Mean, The Quints
Are Only A Marketing Tool
For A Year, If That.
A Year?
It Must Be Longer.
Well, Maybe.
I Mean, If We Can Keep
The Quints In The News,
Not Just Commercials.
You Know,
Refresh The Story--
Only Quints In The State,
Blah, Blah, Blah--
Then Maybe We Can Squeeze
Another Year Out Of Them.
Um, College Funds
Would Be Nice.
Oh, Yeah. Sure, Jimbo.
Anything You Say.
Remember, I Only Do Well
If You Do Well,
But I Am Telling You,
Everything Must Be
About The Quints,
Everything!
We Must Focus, Focus,
Focus, Focus, Focus.
Jamie:
Albert Thought It WasCute To Say Things 5 Times.
Anyway, The Point Is
They Did Focus...
Though The Photographers
Didn't Always.
Mom Put Out A Quints
Commemorative Milford Weekly.
I Hated The Way My Siblings
Were Always Referred To
As "The Quints",
But I Guess I Was Alone.
The Issue Sold Out 2 Printings
With No Pictures Of Me
And None Of My Lame Poetry.
Coincidence? I Think Not.
And They Treat 'Em
Like A Unit.
It's Quints This
And Quints That.
I Mean, They're
5 Different Kids.
And This Is All
Albert's Fault,
Right?
Well, Maybe, But My Mom's
Going Along With It,
No Problem,
And My Dad's
Never Around.
Look, Jamie, I Don't
Know Your Dad, But...
Well, I Don't Know
Your Mom, Either,
Now That I Think Of It,
So, Uh...
You Can Forget
Everything I'm Gonna Say
Before I Even Say It.
I Always Do.
[All Laugh]
Me, Too.
I Told Jamie
That Was
An Art Club Rule.
Oh, Thank You.
Look, Hypothetically,
I Think Your Parents
Are In A Situation
That Has Completely
Overwhelmed Them,
But, Jamie, Maybe...
Maybe You Have
Just Enough Distance
To See Things More Clearly.
Talk To Them.
Wait. No, Talking
Is Dangerous.
What If They Ask
How School Is Going?
Or What If I
Have To Tell Them
I'm Not Doing
The Science Fair?
Well, You Know,
You Can Direct
The Conversation, Jamie,
To Make Your Parents
See Your Point.
Use What I Teach You
In Here.
Cover Your Parents
In Bright Red Paint?
Cool!
No. I Was Thinking...
That You Could Use Your
Observational Skills To...
Point Things Out In A Way
That Others Are Forced To See.
But, You Know, If You Want
To Paint Your Parents,
Far Be It From Me
To Stop You.
[Door Closes]
So Here Was My Plan--
Mix 5 Parts Quints
With 2 Parts Parents
And One Part Jamie,
Stir Until Frothy.
Hey, Look At You.
What're You Doin',
Your Schoolwork There?
Very Impressive.
Look At Our Little
Dedicated Student.
That's Me.
A Busy Day Puts 'Em
To Sleep Every Time.
Hey, Don't Stay Up
Too Late.
Ok.
[Baby Crying]
Ok. Maybe They'll Stop.
She Won't Stop.
That's Becky.
How Do You Know?
Because
That's Becky's
"Hold Me" Cry.
See, If You
Don't Hold Her,
Then She Won't
Stop Crying
Until All The Other
Babies Are Up.
[Crying]
Well, Let Me
Just Handle It. Ok?
Ok. Ok?
All Right. Come On.
There You Go. Ok.
Ok.
What Am I Doin' Wrong?
That's Not Becky,
For Starters.
It's The Second Bassinet.
Dad, Look
At The Baby
In Your Arms.
You See The Dimples?
Yeah.
Ok, Then You've
Got Charlie,
The Twinkly-Eyed,
Curious, Dimpled
Little Boy.
Honey, They All
Have Daddy's Dimples,
And I'm Telling You
Right Now This Is
Definitely Becky. See?
Hello. Not Becky.
What Is
Charlie Doin'
In Becky's Bassinet?
I Put Him There.
Why?
Honestly?
I Wanted To See
If You Two
Could Put Them Back
Where They Belong.
Well,
That's A Terrible
Thing To Say, Jamie.
We Love The Quints.
I Know You Love Them,
Mom.
Just Take This
As A, Uh, A Challenge.
Ok, Fine.
We'll Figure It Out.
Mommy And Daddy
Will Figure It Out. Ok.
All Right. Adam.
Oh. It's Not Adam.
This Is...
Wait.
What Do You See?
Um, A Big Smile.
And That Means?
Both:
Eddie.Oh, Uh, Here.
Hey, Hey.
Here We Go.
Oh, Yeah.
Oh, There You Go.
This Is Debbie.
She Wrinkles Her Nose
All The Time, Dad.
Honey, They All Wrinkle
Their Nose All The Time.
Good Point.
Come On, Honey.
Come On. Come On.
Oh, I Know This One.
This Is Daddy's
Big Boy Adam.
Yes. The Biggest
And The Bounciest.
See, Jamie,
We Know Our Kids.
Well, Good,
Because Sometimes
I Wonder If You Know
That You Have
5 Babies,
Not Just One Set
Of Quints.
Well, No Matter
What We've Got,
They Need Their Sleep.
2 Baby Food Companies
Are Going To Interview
Them Tomorrow,
And I Know They're
Looking Forward To That.
Here You Go.
Good Night.
Good Night.
Jamie:
The Truth IsI Wasn't So Worried
About My Siblings Being
Treated As Individuals.
I Thought I Was,
But The Real Truth
Is That I Could Tell
My Parents
Were Trying To Force
Their Hopes And Dreams
On The Quints,
Just Like They Had
Done To Me All My Life.
You Know, Maybe You Already
Saw This Coming,
But This Was More About Me
Than The Quints.
[Knock On Door]
[Door Opens]
Come In.
Ok?
Sure.
[Sighs]
Jamie, I--
I Feel Terrible.
I Do. I Couldn't Tell
My Own Babies Apart.
It's Not That
I Don't Love 'Em.
You Know I Love 'Em,
Right?
I Know That.
You've Been Working.
Which I Know,
In Your Words,
Is A Lame Excuse.
You Know, I Remember
The Day You Were Born.
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