R.I.P.D. Page #6

Synopsis: After Nick is murdered by his own partner, he joins the Rest in Peace Department to protect the world from the undeads. While working with his new partner, many undeads are seen gathering in Boston. Soon he realizes that someone close to him is behind all a plot to bring on the apocalypse.
Director(s): Robert Schwentke
Production: Universal Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
25
Rotten Tomatoes:
14%
PG-13
Year:
2013
96 min
$33,500,000
Website
1,843 Views


Damn it!

It's jammed up.

Just like Main Street,

Dodge City.

Them dudes,

they picked the wrong venue

to make a stand.

I invented this sh*t.

Hot!

I fixed it! Yeah! Phew!

Go time!

Let's learn you a few things

about Old West fighting.

First,

only a novice hides

in a church steeple.

It's the first place

I'm gonna look.

Second place,

hotel window, every time.

Hmm.

I guess there's only

one novice in their crew.

Sometimes, the window

guy is on the roof.

I haven't seen that before.

Must be the massive destruction

Proctor was talking about.

Saddle up!

Hey, Julia.

Hayes sent us to

give you a lift.

Guys, I can still drive.

It's pretty hairy

out there.

He's just worried

about you.

Close it up.

All right. Lock it up.

Nobody gets through

to the Commonwealth building.

Nobody!

Looks like the big one is ghtover

the Commonwealth building.

That's where

he'll be headed.

Yeah. Good read.

You're agreeing with me?

That's weird.

Yeah. Feels strange.

Kind of tingly.

Deados on wheels.

That's disappointing.

I was hoping to get

a little break here.

Make it go away, Nick!

I got it.

Holy sh*t!

That actually scared

the sh*t out of me.

Get the gold up top.

I gotta wait for

the final piece.

Hey. Are you okay?

What the hell is going on?

Lots going on. I'm glad

you're here with me.

We need to get inside.

Listen. There's something

I should tell you.

It's something

I've been hiding.

Bobby, I think it can wait.

And it might

seem a little weird.

But I think you should just

try to keep an open mind,

and not judge

right away, okay?

Oh-ho!

Eh?

Skycam 4 is on the

scene with continuing coverage.

We are looking

down on the Commonwealth building

which is swarming with, there's

really no other way to say this,

monsters.

I urge everyone to stay inside

until this situation...

Dave!

Wicked.

Looks like they

built a barricade.

And there's Fat Elvis.

Hit him in the jiggly.

Whoa!

Hi! Whoa!

Not 'oath.!

MY door!

Can't shake me!

Still here, d*cks!

Oh.

Relax body.

Death.

I hope they have

an elevator.

Oh, sh*t.

Reverse the tunnel,

the dead come pouring back.

We stay here forever.

Kind of

a high-five moment.

All we gotta do is

fire up this bad boy.

Yeah!

Okay-

This is where it gets

a little uncomfortable.

There's no great way to say

this, so I'll just say it.

These ancient things, they

often involve an element of,

I don't want to say

"human sacrifice,"

but human sacrifice.

I'll jump before

you can even touch me.

Julia, come on. Be cool.

This is an honor. I'm trusting

you with the heavy sh*t.

Julia!

Oh-ho! Just in time.

Bobby! Don't!

No!

Move!

Nice shot.

I'm gonna go get Julia.

You take care of the Staff.

That golden pecker

is coming down.

You frosty?

Icy hot, partner.

What now, Nick?

You know, it didn't

have to be Julia,

but I just couldn't resist

bringing it full circle.

Come on.

It's good, right?

Ow!

Get over here!

How's it coming, Roy?

It's harder than it looks!

Killing you never

gets old, Nicky.

Any time now!

I hear you!

Come on, Roy!

Do some cowboy stuff!

Please!

Roy!

There it is.

No.

Well, partner.

I have a new partner.

I missed you.

I missed you so much.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

It's okay,

you're back with me now.

That's all I wanted.

But not like this.

Julia,

you gotta live your life,

without me.

I don't want to say goodbye.

You can't stay here.

It's okay.

Go.

I will always love you.

Goodbye.

She's gonna be okay.

Thank you.

You owe me for that.

Let's settle up.

Sure.

I would like to be allowed

to design my own medal.

Not so fast.

The Eternals

went ahead and had

your disciplinary

hearing without you.

While we were

saving the world?

Nick, as a new recruit, you've

been let off with a warning.

Reasonable.

Roy, as punishment...

"Punishment"?

Yes. Fifty-three more years

have been added to your term.

Fifty-three years?

That's a lot.

This is

honky-tonk bullshit.

You just like having me

around, don't you, Mildred?

My hat.

You went off

and found it?

I guess I could've bought

you flowers once or twice.

I like violets.

She "billy goat-ed" me.

It's something

we used to do.

Why she covers up them ankles

with them damn white boots

I'll never understand.

Fifty-three more years, huh?

Well, I still got

some things to work on.

Hell, this is the third time

I've been extended.

Oh, say, I got you something.

What's this?

I knew you weren't happy

with Grandpa Chen,

so I pulled a few strings,

got you some new ID.

Thank you. Thank you, Roy.

I mean that.

This is great.

Oh, you gotta be

shitting me.

I did what I could.

Inventory is what it is.

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