R.I.P.D. Page #5
And yes, in my day, I
bought my love by the hour.
But I do know that what
you're doing is not helping.
It's called haunting, hoss.
You're causing her pain.
Why do you think
we're here?
Why we do what we do?
It's so that Julia can
have a world to live in.
And, yeah,
She needs to survive you. Meet
someone new, maybe have a family.
Because you are
not coming back.
Even
The job is
all you have now.
Well, we don't
have the job anymore.
Nick.
Resolve your crap.
Do like me.
Like you?
Yes, emulate my peace.
Your Zen-like calm?
It's taken me a very long
time to achieve this state.
You could get there, too,
but for your weakness.
You know what?
I've had it.
I can't listen to one more self-righteous
chestnut out of your mouth.
I don't want to live
in your weird past with you.
Speaking of which,
those coyotes...
You be careful now.
Those coyotes who ate your bones
and crapped out your face?
In that story,
the coyotes are the heroes.
Hey-
You may think the Old West
was all shits and giggles,
and sarsaparilla
and two-cent whores.
It wasn't!
It was smelly,
it was violent.
t was ridden with dysentery
and no-account Injuns.
I've had a lot of anger
to get past, okay?
And you...
You, Nick, are
bringing a lot of sh*t out
that I've been suppressing
for a very long time!
One of them coyotes,
he made love to my skull.
Do you know what that
practice is commonly called?
I do.
And I certainly hope
he got both eyes, Roy.
Words,
like daggers stab our heart
Boys
Gotta be the better man
The song is
called Better Man.
Yeah, I got that.
People,
they can break your heart
Boys
Like no coyote ever can
Maybe I took things
a little too far.
UMaybeur?
I'm sorry.
You ought to take up
an instrument, Nick.
It might be
a tuneful way for you
to spend what may
be your last moments.
You were right
about the job, Roy.
We gotta get back out there.
"Sus-pen-dato. "
If they want me back,
they're gonna have to beg.
I'm not gonna take
this lying down. You?
Are you gonna
sit there and mope?
Or do you want to help me
stop an apocalypse?
When you put it
that way, hell,
you kind of
paint me into a corner.
I know Hayes is sitting
on some of that gold.
There's no way
he's just a bagman.
Let me ask you something.
Did he like Indian food?
He was not a fan.
But something's
bugging me.
I rode with this guy for five
years, I never noticed any kind of
"soul stank. "
I heard talk of a rare kind of
artifact that could mask it.
Like a spiritual deodorant.
carried with him all the time.
Like Grandma's
Saint Christopher medal.
That'd do her.
Let's go pop
the son of a b*tch.
Do you know what to do?
Oh, yeah. I've been
waiting a long time for this.
You've been
waiting a long time?
Do you know how many years Deados
have been trying to pull this off?
Three thousand.
Not one of those jag-offs could
get all that gold together,
until me.
R.I.P.D. is not
gonna know what hit them.
Now, go find
yourself some trouble.
My pleasure.
BOBBY". Hey, Julia.
Hey. I need to talk to you.
Something really
strange happened to me.
What's going on?
I was at the track
last night,
and do you remember
that guy at the funeral?
The one who was yelling?
Slow down, slow down.
Take a deep breath.
I don't know.
Somehow, I feel like
it's Nick who's
trying to talk to me.
Okay-
I know it sounds crazy.
know you miss him.
I miss him, too.
I don't think you
I'm gonna come pick you up, and
I'm gonna take you to lunch
and we could talk
about everything.
All right?
Okay-
All right.
Thank you for this.
Absolutely.
I'll see you later.
Take the front.
I'll go around back.
Works for me.
Bobby Hayes?
Yeah?
I need to ask you
a few questions
involving
a tandoori clay oven.
Sweetheart, you can ask
me anything you want.
Make yourself comfortable.
How about
a little drinky-poo?
Sure. I'll wet my beak.
Coming right up.
Are you looking for this?
Nice moves,
Nick.
Hey, tough look
to pull off.
I'm getting used to it.
You know,
it was just business.
Make a move, please.
Easy, Nick.
"t's late on Ash Wednesday. "
We can skip
that part, Roy.
Take off the Saint
Christopher's medal.
Now.
Okay-
Powerful stank.
Where's the gold,
dead man?
Check the water heater.
Freaking super cop, here.
All right, saddle up.
We're gonna ride you in.
I know it's wrong,
but the whole cowboy-talk thing,
it's kind of working for me.
What do you got
to smile about?
Hey, how do you like
working with this guy?
He hangs on a little
tight to stuff, huh?
What we got together is
none of your damn business.
Where's the rest
of the gold, Hayes?
See what I mean?
He won't let it die.
Hey, Nick,
remember when I got shot?
I got that medal, and you couldn't
believe I pulled through?
Wild guess,
you didn't pull through?
Get killed by some
junkie and go to hell
becauseltook a little on the
side to pay for lap dances?
No. I don't think so.
Who gets to make that call?
I don't accept it.
Hey, let me
ask you something.
What do you think eternal
punishment is gonna be like, Hayes?
Hell can kiss my ass.
"Lap dancing. "
That's a nice look you got.
That's nice, with the face and the hair.
All right, sit down.
Hey. You might
want to book that gold
before your partner
gets his hands on it.
What's this?
That's personal.
Then it gets booked,
along with this gold
that I brought in.
That's right, doll face. Despite
my chicken-sh*t suspension.
I'm available for
a tutorial-type thing,
if you or the guys
want a few tips.
Maybe get yourselves
up near my level.
Why did I have
to love you?
We had a beautiful
moment in time.
Catastrophic mistake.
Run it down, but you
felt what you felt.
Take a seat.
This is good,
it's gonna help me
getover the
shot-in-the-face thing.
Whatever is waiting for you on
the other side is gonna be bad.
Don't worry,
it's only forever.
Stash this gold
with the rest of it.
And here.
Hey, we just booked
something just like this.
It's in the basket
over there.
You're gonna need to
fill out another form.
I'd love to. I've got
nothing else better to do.
There's one decent thing
about being a Deado, right?
Mmm-hmm.
We can't hear certain
frequencies so well.
Roy!
Come on, Nicky.
You thought I'd
let you bring me here
if I didn't want to
be here all along?
Isn't this thing sweet?
t freezes you guys up,
does nothing to us.
They got one of these
artifacts for everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Go, go, go!
Come on!
Get the gold.
Take everything!
MALE DEADOl It's all there?
Uh-huh.
Catch!
Fill up all these hands.
Come on!
Let's go! Let's go!
What's up?
Peace.
No! The gold!
Here, boss.
I got it all.
I'm on it.
Daddy's got gold!
Let's build it, boys!
Yeah!
Oh. yeah!
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