R.I.P.D. Page #4
What are you saying, that he just did
this to hide something under it?
I don't know.
But I've got
to take a look.
I was hoping I was wrong.
Really? He stole this?
Oh, God, I feel sick.
You crooked son of a b*tch. When
were you gonna tell me about this?
Put the gun down.
Shut up.
Just get it away from me.
I don't want to see it.
Don't worry.
He was my best friend.
I don't even know
who he was.
Get off of me or
I'll break your legs.
Explanation, now!
We took something
from a bunch of sh*t-rats
guns or drugs or who knows what.
t was a victimless crime.
End of story.
Why would
the Deados want it?
t was just money to me. I was
trying to make our life better.
Well, you did a good job
of that, didn't you?
Why don't you go try
Explain it to her.
That went well.
Try it again
if it makes you...
Gold's getting away.
Come on, tighten up.
My wife sees me
as a piece of sh*t.
Actually, she sees you
as an old Chinese guy.
And by the way, Grandpa
Helps with stakeouts.
The only thing that I ever cared
about is what she thought of me.
That's all that matters.
The only thing.
What she thinks,
that's who I am.
And I blew that.
Destroyed it.
Boo-hoe.
Excuse me?
You heard me. Boo-de-hoo.
You might be the worst
person I've ever met.
Sadly, you do not get to tell
her how you did it all for her.
think your tragedy ranks
on the scales of
cosmic injustice?
Pakistan-earthquake level?
Killing Fields level?
For me, it was pretty big.
You think you're the only one
who was cut down in his prime?
You don't think
I felt unresolved
as my face was being
devoured by a buzzard?
Oh, Christ.
You are just gonna have to learn
to sit on your regret and pain
until it turns into
a dull, persistent ache.
The way I do it.
The way a man does it.
I do music videos.
Home phone number's
on the back.
Excuse me?
I'm not a piece of meat put on
this earth for your gratification.
I'm a woman.
Respect me, or I will castrate
you like a three-year-old steer.
Look sharp.
We got something.
Oh, yeah, that's a Deado.
That has got
to be Hayes' fence.
We stay on the gold.
I got this.
Hold up.
Daddy's on point.
No thanks,
I've seen you in action.
You questioning
my methods?
You don't have a method.
Excuse me, sir.
A quick word?
Freezer.
Allow me.
My bad.
Let me guess.
R.I.P.D., huh?
Great looks, man!
You, with your Panda
Express over there.
Easy with the racial.
And you,
with your...
Watch it!
...magnificent breasts.
Hey, sideburns,
tell us about the gold.
Look, we're
all friends here.
Let's help
each other out.
You don't want to getpopped,and
I don't want to pop you.
Oh, you don't?
No.
So you're just gonna give us that
case, you're gonna start talking,
and then you get to
keep roaming around
with your bitchin'
ginger sideburns.
You know what?
I'm sick of hiding.
Whoo!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
That's better!
Hell, yeah. Let's do this!
Contain!
Contain!
Didn't contain!
Suck it.
Oh!
Straight butt!
Come on!
It's rodeo time.
Pappy's got
some roping to do!
Okay-
Are you okay?
Somebody call 911!
I'm okay. Nothing to see.
Got to go!
Hey!
The head!
Aim for the head!
Still here,
you son of a b*tch!
Ow! My ass!
What is that?
Whoo-hoo!
Coming through!
Excuse me, pardon me.
Yeehaw!
Here I come!
Yeah.
Relax body.
Whoo-hoo!
Rook!
Over here!
If it's not
too much trouble.
Thank you very much.
I've never seen
one like that before.
Never!
Never before
has this happened!
Congratulations, guys, on
your unprecedented cock-up!
All right!
You let an exposed Deado loose on the
streets in the middle of the day.
You were supposed to contain.
That is your most basicjob.
There was no containing that thing. And
you failed spectacularly to contain.
He's right, sweetie pie.
It was different.
We have evidence.
You don't investigate, you don't get creative.
You do as you're told.
When you don't,
this happens.
It was terrifying.
Whatever rampaged through the streets
of Boston today was not human.
Now look where we are.
You get to deal with them.
Who in this endless stream
of freaks is "them"?
Eternal Affairs.
The hammer's dropping.
Well?
They're pissed.
Justifiably.
However, apparently, you stumbled
upon something important.
Don't act
so surprised, honey pot.
The gold that officers Pulsipher
are part of an incredibly
dangerous artifact
known as
the Staff of Jericho.
Oh, crap.
Maybe feather it in for
the new guy a little bit?
Remember the tunnel we pulled
you out of when you died?
That's the only way to get to the afterlife.
It's a one-way street.
This artifact, if built,
reverses the tunnel.
The dead rain
down on the earth.
That's it for
the living world.
Yeah, massive destruction.
We broke it to pieces 3,000 years ago.
Now it's back.
Until we get the rest of the
gold, we're on red alert.
Also, apparently, you need
There are more diagrams.
Why?
Why would someone
make something like that?
Come on!
Here I am, willing
the streets into order,
making headway,
And now, everything I've
done is being threatened
because of some ancient
totem forged for kicks
by some a**hole
5,000 years ago?
Why even try? I mean, how
am I supposed to do it?
Look at you.
So proud of yourself.
"I got an important tube. "
What?
Well, what is it?
Actually,
it looks like
you two don't need to
concern yourselves
with the red alert.
t brings me
no pleasure
to inform you that because
of your recent epic failure,
you've both been suspended,
you're off the case.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Hold on a sec,
we are the case.
We're the ones
who brought it in!
The feeling is that
luck was involved.
There'll be
after which you'll
most likely be erased.
"Erased"?
So in this moment of crisis,
they're gonna suspend
and then erase
their best officer?
And this other guy?
Better officers
are taking over.
No such thing. Name one.
Jacobson, DuBow.
Waterson.
Come on.
Carson.
Jackson.
He's pretty good.
That guy who works
at the taco cart.
Shall I go on?
Okay, okay!
Tomorrow is my last day?
Most likely.
I'm sorry.
Well, sh*t.
Miss Proctor,
it's been a delight.
Roy, thank you very much
for your mentorship.
I'm sure
it meant a lot to you.
I got somewhere
more important to be.
Who are you?
Why are you following me?
Stay away from me.
I haven't left you.
It's me.
No.
So.
Congratulations.
You finally did it.
You get what you wanted?
What do you think I'm gonna do?
You're freaking her out,
if you haven't noticed.
I'm not from a time of
sensitivities and emotionalism.
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