R.I.P.D. Page #3
You gotta get comfortable with the
visuals and the smell profile.
All right.
Go on!
Spread 'em.
Come on, let's go.
Hurry up, let's
get this over with.
Once they pop,
they know it's over.
Right, pal?
Put all your hands
behind your back.
Stupid space cuffs.
Hey!
No!
You want it?
Ah!
You got it!
Nick! Grab him!
Get the rest of him!
Contain!
Holy sh*t.
Giddyup, pony!
Whoa! No, no!
Relax your body!
What?
Relax body!
Give me a reason.
Doesn't have to be
a good one.
Actually, doesn't
even have to make sense.
Fun, right?
You might have noticed
we're pretty durable.
It still hurts.
That's why
rook's the bottom.
Bottom.
Bottom!
Okay-
Iguessthafs
emotionally understandable.
You're really gonna
rummage through that?
Brief after-action report.
Now, you were below
average in the room,
but you did respond well to my
steering during the airborne portion.
me a very soft landing.
You have a very
impressive crumple zone.
With the exception
of letting yourself
get attached
directly to the beastie...
Stop talking.
...you were solid.
C- plus.
Stop talking.
Just doing my job.
Stop it. Stop talking!
You're the one
who's talking.
You ran your mouth
at my funeral.
You ran your mouth when you
pushed me out of a building,
and used my body
as a cushion.
You've run your mouth non-stop
since the minute we met!
I think I know
what's going on here.
No,no,no!Shut up! You
shut up and let me deal.
All right, you deal.
Deal with the upchuck.
Come to think of it,
with all this tantrumery,
I'm beginning to think that I might
have been a little too generous
with the "plus" on that C.
I mightjust have
to lower your grade.
Relax body.
My hat!
My hat!
My hat!
New grade. F!
The bus, I can forgive.
My hat? I can't even
talk about that now.
Let's go, go, go!
Time is a factor. Let's go.
What the hell is this?
A fire drill?
Ineverseenit
this busy.
Seems like every Deado
moved to Boston last week.
What did I say?
Get back out there.
If I didn't need you
back on the streets...
What? You'd have my ass?
Don't be a clich.
You let him get out the window.
Aren't you better than that?
You're the one who put me
with training wheels, here.
But go on, make a show.
Be the boss.
You still have a hard time with
the "boss" part, don't you?
You played the game,
got what you wanted.
I don't play the game.
And my ass is
mine and mine alone!
Eagerly noted!
Come on.
It's flat, anyway.
Roy, Nawicki was trying awfully
hard to protect this gold.
to figure out what it is?
Trust me,
it's nothing.
Ninety-nine percent of
these things are just
fundraising items
for various religions.
Just crap.
What about
the one percent?
That's why we
lock them up in here.
Bag it,
tag it and bury it deep.
Is that all of it?
That's it.
Sign here, please.
Roy, listen.
What?
Nawicki cared an awful
lot about that gold.
Yeah.
He was trying to
hide it from us. Why?
So, now
you're all gung-ho, huh?
I'm thinking
Let me guess.
Genius has a plan.
Genius wants to get out on
the street and work this.
I think that you
can help me with that.
You know why? Because every
great cop that I've ever known
has their own informant.
Big Roy...
Big Roy,
he's gotta have one.
You want an informant?
Big Roy's got
the best informant.
Now batting for the
Red Sox, number 34, David Ortiz.
Elliot.
He's a pain-in-the-ass Deado.
All he cares about
is the Sox.
So, I let him stick around
in exchange for information.
Here.
You're in mourning.
You got a hole to fill.
You know, I can't
taste anything.
Of course not,
you're dead.
R.I.P.D. don't eat,
we don't sleep.
You're here to kick Deado
ass, that's about it.
Then why would
you eat this?
How's it going, Elliot?
We're up.
But they're hitting like
crap. We'll blow it.
Knock yourself out.
Hello, Elliot.
One of your buddies was willing
to get erased for this.
Why?
Rook.
That belongs in evidence.
I thought you were
some kind of rebel, Roy.
I fought for the North.
Would you mind terribly if I
got back to my investigation?
Go continue
your investigation.
Tell me what
this is, Elliot.
That looks like
a big hunk of gold.
Uh-huh. That's not gonna
cut it. Try again.
Hey! Hey! Get
your hands off me!
You behave
yourself now, Elliot.
Because of me, you're sitting there
all cozy and not lying in a pine box.
Not walking the desert, trying to
get your femur back from a coyote.
You cops
are all the same.
Always obsessing
about how you bit it.
How was your funeral,
newbie?
Did you cry when they gave your wife
that nice folded-up flag?
Hey-
That's fun, right?
I think we both know there's
no Red Sox on the other side,
so why don't
you cooperate?
I apologize for
my poor attitude.
May I take
a closer look, sir?
You may.
Look, I'm sorry to disappoint,
but this is crap.
Look, Deados,
they're sentimental.
A lot of them believe
in this talismanicjunk.
If it was something else, there'd
be some chatter out there.
I would know.
All right,
we're done here.
These hats are crap.
Keep your ears
open for me.
Yes, sir.
You gave him the gold?
Did you see him squirm?
We got him.
"Got him"? What do you
mean, "we got him"?
What did we get?
Tell you what he got,
he got the gold!
Which you gave him!
What the hell is
the matter with you?
Well, then.
Looky, looky.
little modern law enforcement.
This is called
"giving the dog a bone. "
Bones?
What's he doing?
Okay, that's weird,
because that looks
exactly like your ex-partner.
The one
who shot you dead.
Okay, I'm interested.
Color me interested.
This must be
chafing you, huh?
First, the guy smoked
you like a knockwurst,
and now he's got guys
just handing him gold.
Let me think,
just let me think.
What's there to think about? The man's
just schooling you left and right.
Your own partner.
And the trifecta.
Sleeping with your wife.
Because this is
your house, isn't it?
Total humiliation.
It's just a pants-down
spanking in the supermarket.
He's not sleeping with Julia.
Want to bet?
Yeah, let's.
Winner shoots the loser in the
face as many times as he wants.
I'm not 100 percent
confident with my read.
Some cannolis from Mike's.
I was thinking
how Nick used to
make us stop and
get them for you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Bobby.
Hey, Julia, did Nick
seem all right to you?
I mean, was he
concerned about anything?
No.
Okay. Okay.
Why?
I'm sorry I got
to do this now.
Nick said
he buried something.
If he's not sleeping with her, it's
kind of funny he's here, isn't it?
Unless you guys
have a pact where he
scrubs the porn off
your laptop for you.
I get that.
Classy, actually.
He gave this to me.
He knew I wanted it.
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