Raabta Page #2

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You're the uninvited

guest in my heart.

After you.

Have you noticed how

touchy-feely we're getting?

See?

What are you doing?

Coming towards you..slowly.

- Why?

I want to take it slow, baby..please.

Are you done?

What?

- Now leave.

But..I was just..trying

to make you laugh.

Goodbye.

Bye.

So my love..what's up with Kiara?

Don't know.

She threw me out.

Your cheap tricks won't work here.

And anyway,

she's way beyond your league.

Well..something's special about her.

I didn't feel like

it was our first meeting.

Mr. Casanova..don't

forget what your mom said.

No dating foreign chicks.

She's 100 percent Indian..like me.

10 Euros.

Claira... Indian?

Now he is in my dreams as well.

24 hours..

..how can you keep smelling so nice?

Which soap do you use?

- Shower gel.

Yeah, that.

You're back again.

- Hold on..why wouldn't I be?

After last night I don't

believe in one-night stands.

I am not that kind of a boy.

I deserve at least two.

That kiss was a mistake.

So let's kiss and makeup today.

Tell me about your family.

You're so random.

You just changed the topic so easily.

You can try, but can't avoid me today.

And anyway, doesn't really matter.

There's no one at your house.

Yes, I don't have parents.

Sorry... Sorry...

Why are you sorry?

Don't know.

One second..

Uncle.

Hello..how are you?

Money.

I want this.

You like this?

Great, you like it.

Oh.. I get it.

Lonely girl..

Planning to get married when

she sees an ideal bachelor.

Well..let me tell you

about my family tree.

I've a lying father..Gurmeet Singh.

A drama queen mother..Gurmeet Kaur.

And I'm their one and only..

- Hero?

Only by looks.

Actually I am a banker.

Banking runs through my veins.

So let's do it now..

You talk too much.

I like the silent types.

- Hold on.

Silent types are scoundrels.

How do you know?

Actually, I'm silent types myself.

Really?

- I swear.. I swear..

Do you know how to spell 'Silent'?

Realy..I don't speak at all.

I swear.

You know,

I can't stop talking since I met you.

But I swear.. I am enjoying it.

Will you make chocolates?

Now I know why you

chose this profession.

Chocolate is loaded with Kamasutra.

It fills you with lust.

Lust?

Add this.

What are you adding?

- Jaggery.

Mom used to add it.

For energy. Have.

On a serious note,

does this even have any future?

I mean if you had to

be a lifelong Halwai (cook)...

...you could've stayed in Punjab.

Did you just call me a Halwai?

Oh yes, I did.

What's wrong with that?

Why did you leave Punjab?

For you.

Did this line work there as well?

In Punjab,

the line used to begin with me.

Wanna see?

Obviously, she'll need to see.

Hold on.

I'll show you.

Play.

"Oh my cruel beloved,

my temporary cook..."

"You call this a date,

but you keep making chocolate."

"Look at my fate!"

"From the time she

has entered my life..."

"Oh my cruel beloved,

my temporary cook..."

Psycho!

What are you doing?

You've come too close

in just two days.

With you..

I'm different.

I've never done this before, you know?

I know...

I know baby, I'm a catch.

Yeah?

That's true.

Big eyelashes.

Perfect sharp nose.

Let me see...

Great jaw line.

You are so like the model kind.

Sorry, for being so good-looking?

I am so disappointed.

Wait a second...

I know why you are with me.

Why?

This is what you want, right?

My Badan (body)?

Okay, take it.

Badan?

Who says that?

You've got a hot body, hottie!

This youth will be of no good dead.

Come into my arms, sweetheart.

No, let go of me.

Leave me, for God's sake.

Let me get a good hold first.

You're being very dominating,

Shakti Kapoor.

Come here, my Bindu!

Hey Badan, what's happened here?

Where?

And how did I miss this?

- Oh, this... this...

Well, you were busy.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

What happened?

I was shot.

In a bank?

Birthmark.

Sorry.

One second.

Oh yes.

What are you doing?

- Follow me, follow me.

Okay...

Just feel the moment?

Okay.

- Okay?

Slightly intense please.

- Okay.

Go for it.

- Go for it.

Yes.

- Yes.

Yes.

- Yes.

What are we doing?

I don't know about you

but I'm having fun.

It's vibrating down below.

What?

Your phone.

Move, you idiot. Where is it?

Hello?

Hi Maanav!

- Maanav?

Nothing.

Now?

Movie? Dinner?

Of course, I remember.

No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, you can...

Maanav?

- What? I'm not going anywhere.

Sorry.

Second lane, third house on the right.

You wouldn't have to

hunt if you'd help me shift.

Hello?

What are you doing!

Stop using me!

Why do you keep throwing

me out of your house?

And this time I'm naked.

I feel used!

Shiv, I have a boyfriend.

Boy...

- And he is coming over.

What am I doing!

What are you doing!

- I...

The same thing you did

with your Milk Chocolate chick.

Bye now.

This is wrong.

Everything was out in the open for me.

Okay, sorry.

Now please, get out of here.

Let's go and tell

him everything about us.

What's the problem?

Tell him? What will we tell him?

That I know you for only two days?

I've seen sunrises with him.

He takes me on long drives.

We have had candlelight

dinners together.

Just a second.

Are you saying this

to me or to yourself?

Tell me.

Hello?

Excuse me,

is this third house second street?

You think I'm Google... stupid?

Yeah?

I'm Google? Come search.

Go in.

Hello, Radha?

There is no such

thing called love-joy.

It's all rubbish.

I understand, Shiv.

- How will you understand?

She used me and threw me out.

She's definitely not the one.

Correct.

She is not the one. She is you.

She is just like you.

I mean, how many girls

have you done this to?

You are scwed.

Shiv, for the first time,

you've met your match.

Shiv Kakkar,

I am proud of your choice.

"I am proud of your choice."

Look at yourself, Mr. Proud.

You're 30 and still without a girl.

Get out of the closet

and accept that you are gay.

Hey Shiv... what do you mean?

- Forget it.

Look, she is wearing such

skimpy clothes and going with him.

You know what Shiv would have done?

What?

He would have stripped

that guy off his underwear.

See, you are focused

on that guy's underwear.

Come on, now...

- Are you serious?

Let's follow that underwear. Come on.

Dude! What's up, man!

David, my favorite number please.

Oh, you are sitting

on my regular table man. ??

I'll have a pina-colada... virgin.

And what about you, love?

I'll... I'll have a...

Sairu! We meet again!

Badan! Remember me?

Baby, you mind joining them?

They are insisting. Please?

Hello.

Sit, sit, sit.

Say hi.

Hey, how are you?

- Hello.

What a coincidence!

Such a long time.

- What are you doing?

Where have you been?

Still like Champagne?

Sit. Where have you been? Join us.

Waiter!

Champagne, please.

The one with bubbles?

And what is this?

I mean seriously, what is this?

Where's the ambience?

Where's the mood?

Where's the romance?

Come on, guys. I'll fix it.

Waiter!

Two candles please.

The smelly ones.

Scented, you mean?

- Yeah, those ones.

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