Raabta Page #3

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And menu, please. Fast.

I am in a hurry.

I'm very busy, you know.

Keep your volume

down a little, please?

Why?

- Everyone's looking at us.

Excuse me, but get used to it.

I'm a crowd puller.

Tell him, baby.

Sir...

- Oh, right on time.

Very good.

Superb!

Excuse me, where's the washroom?

Okay.

Guys, hold on, I'll be back, okay?

Thank you.

I'll just come from the washroom.

What?

You've never worn such

skimpy clothes with me.

You are seducing him.

What are you doing?

You intend to break us up?

- Hmm.

That too for free.

You can pay me in kind.

Look, it's very important.

When I see you like this,

I get those dirty, obscene thoughts.

Like Saira, the huntress.

Shiv, the Tarzan.

I am getting these kinds of thoughts.

But because I am very

decent boy from a good family...

I am not allowed to think like that.

So what do I do?

Can I be honest?

Yes.

I swear, I too get

the same kind of thoughts.

Really?

Let's go.

Where?

Loo.

Yeah.

Now I know how decent a

boy you are from how good a family.

Pervert.

Saira...

- Sorry.

You took quite some time.

Shall we order?

You can buy her dinner but

I'll be the one taking her home. Okay?

Saira, who is this lunatic?

And what is he talking about?

- What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

Yes! Listen carefully.

This girl... she is using you.

What?

- Yes.

What nonsense is he talking about?

Okay ask her, from where

did this other man come from.

Ask her,

where did the first one go wrong?

Ask her.

Maanav... - Don't bother asking her.

She is very confused.

These girls use us.

They stay confused and mess us up.

I'll tell you, dude, they are all the same.

Oh my God,

there are two guys in my life!

She treats one and cheats the other.

Wow, that rhymed

I have gone crazy.

I'm reciting poetry now.

Look, she made you

Majnu and me a Devdas.

I'm picking up random girls

from streets now.

Baby, you must be thirsty. Take it.

Shiv, it's not funny anymore.

- What?

I didn't promise you anything.

I don't know what happened.

I felt good when I met you.

I had never felt like this.

Hey...

- What?

Since when do you know Saira?

Since my previous life. Yeah, so?

Only since two days.

- What are you saying?

Two days?

We have been friends

since the last two years.

We are in a relationship

since the past three months.

I know her quite well.

I know her mood swings,

her choices, her tastes.

What are you,

a boyfriend or a shopkeeper?

Saira, is this guy crazy?

- Yeah, crazy about her.

Idiot.

You know her since two years, right?

Then let me tell you something,

She's beyond you. Got it?

You show her sunrises, right?

She is the go crazy on

a full moon kind of a girl.

And she snoozes through

your candlelight dinners.

Tell me something, what's

the use of going on long drives..

..to just watch the road?

Yeah?

How can you look away from her face?

She doesn't need long drives,

she needs long walks...

...that too with a lunatic

who falls into a fking ditch...

...because he didn't

take his eyes off her.

Saira...

Saira!

He's talking rubbish, right?

If he was, I'd have stopped him.

Maanav, I'm really sorry, but if I

can feel this then this is wrong, no?

Fine!

Saira, you should get this straight.

Your love story is exciting

because I was in the middle.

Really? We didn't realize

it yesterday, right Sairu?

What did you say?

- Nothing, I was just joking.

Okay.

Look Saira, all this

is exciting because it is new.

If I move out of the way, all

the problems and conflicts will arise.

Same old story.

What will you do then?

Call me?

Maybe I'll accept you?

Listen!

- What are you doing?

Baby, follow me.

Before you go, listen to me.

Can you drop my girl to Buda Castle?

She doesn't have any cash on her.

Baby, sorry this has become a

Romeo-Juliet kind of a situation.

He'll drop you home.

Go!

I'll miss you too.

What are you doing?

What a breakup that was!

Poor guy!

"Poor guy!"

Shall I call him back?

"Maybe I'll accept you."

Let me tell you something.

You couldn't have done this alone.

You are the kind of a girl

who keeps stretching a relationship.

Like a chewing gum.

You won't even chew it

hard because you fear hurting it.

I was feeling a little guilty.

- Right?

I too am feeling a little guilty.

Why?

Because I am again imagining

you in a huntress' costume.

"Then let's go, my Tarzan."

"Then let's go, my Tarzan."

Now I know exactly how

guilty you're feeling.

"You feel like...someone

right out of my dreams."

"You're always on my mind."

"Like a gift bestowed

out of the blue."

"You're like a sweet craving."

"Feels like you're always around me."

"The sensation that stays on my lips."

"I'm crazy... Crazy about you."

"I'm addicted... Addicted to you."

"Why do I keep crossing my limits..."

"...little by little for you?"

"You're the melody

that echoes in my breath."

"The secret hidden in my heart."

"You're my future and my present."

"You're my future and my present."

"It often happens"

"After losing my heart to someone "

"Everything seems so beautiful "

"Now that I've fallen for you.."

"..the effect is such that.. "

"I keep smiling all day through"

"Actually...you're love..."

"You keep showing up in my stories."

"You're the acceptance

hidden behind the denials."

"You're the acceptance

hidden behind the denials."

"You're the acceptance

hidden behind the denials."

Hey Queen, don't come any closer.

You might fall in love with me.

King, you too shouldn't

be looking at me like this.

I am no ordinary thing.

Then what are you?

I am something you should

forever and forever keep with you.

Okay, very good.

Tell me something,

isn't one forever good enough? It is.

Come on now, striptease.

Okay, as you say.

"Oh my love..."

- Yeah baby!

"You got me hooked to your love..."

- Why aren't you stripping?

"Where are you going

after making me..."

Strip. What are you doing?

Hey! - Hey!

What have you done!

You killed me.

Your queen just...

Sorry.

Hey, hey, hey!

What!

- Sorry.

Are you crazy?

Give me that.

It was just a story.

Stop being so emotional.

Dont laugh.

Just a second. Just a second. Wait...

Are you crazy?

Shut up.

Who's Radha now?

You have a thing going

with her as well?

Since childhood.

Talk to me, Radha.

Shiv, have I ever told

you how much I love you?

Btard, tell me, where are you?

Jewish Quarter,

last house on the third road.

Come over.

Well...come on in, darlings.

She completes me, dude.

I used to feel so incomplete.

Rascal, I knew you are into men.

Where did you find this Hidimba?

Please Shiv, love ignores such things.

But you won't understand.

- Why?

You don't have that kind of depth.

Forget the depth, look at her width.

Where did you find her?

At the Budapest fair.

- What are you saying?

My future got set.

Why is she staring at my girlfriend?

Is she like you?

You sleep at night,

but something keeps you awake.

Yes.

I get nightmares.

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