Rabid Love Page #5

back home. Well, dad's already retired,

I mean... i mean back home. Well, dad's

already retired, so i'll probably take over the

Well, dad's already retired, so i'll

probably take over the shop full time.

So i'll probably take over

the shop full time. You?

Shop full time. You? I don't know.

You? I don't know. I

was thinking about getting a

I don't know. I was thinking about

getting a job working for the city

I was thinking about getting a job

working for the city or something.

Job working for the city or

something. Gonna hang on to summer?

Or something. Gonna hang

on to summer? We'll see.

Gonna hang on to summer? We'll

see. Kind of waiting for the crazy to

We'll see. Kind of waiting for

the crazy to surface, you know?

Kind of waiting for the crazy to surface,

you know? A girl that hot got to have some

Surface, you know? A girl that hot got

to have some serious issues underneath.

A girl that hot got to have some serious

issues underneath. Plus, she's not really wife

Serious issues underneath. Plus, she's not

really wife material, like heather is, so...

Plus, she's not really wife material, like

heather is, so... funny you should say that.

Material, like heather is, so...

funny you should say that. Oh, no sh*t.

Funny you should say that.

Oh, no sh*t.

Oh, no sh*t.

Are you sure you want to settle

Are you sure you want to settle

down, man?

Are you sure you want to settle down,

man? I mean, there's a lot of girls

Down, man? I mean, there's a

lot of girls out there that...

I mean, there's a lot of girls

out there that... you know?

Out there that... you

know? Not like heather.

You know? Not like heather.

Well, congratulations, buddy.

Not like heather. Well,

congratulations, buddy. Cheers.

Well, congratulations,

buddy. Cheers. Thank you.

Cheers. Thank you.

Just keep quiet, all right?

Thank you. Just keep quiet,

all right? I'm gonna surprise her.

Just keep quiet, all right? I'm

gonna surprise her. You got it.

I'm gonna surprise her.

You got it.

You okay?

Cold feet already, huh?

Cold feet already, huh?

All right.

Cold feet already, huh?

All right. Let's get some food.

All right. Let's get some food.

Maybe you had a few too many

Let's get some food. Maybe you

had a few too many last night, huh?

Maybe you had a few too

many last night, huh? Yeah.

Last night, huh? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I did get it.

"Fame." Really? Of all time?

Really? Of all

time? I liked that one.

Of all time? I liked that

one. But is it your favorite

I liked that one. But

is it your favorite movie?

But is it your favorite movie? No.

Movie? No. "An officer

and a gentleman" is.

No. "An officer and a gentleman"

is. It's kind of like a fairy tale.

"An officer and a gentleman" is.

It's kind of like a fairy tale.

It's kind of like a fairy tale.

Except for when the guy

Except for when the guy

hangs himself.

Except for when the guy

hangs himself. Well, i guess.

Hangs himself. Well, i guess.

And how the heck did you end

Well, i guess. And how the

heck did you end up with adam?

And how the heck did you end up

with adam? Because i got nowhere else

Up with adam? Because

i got nowhere else to go!

It's from the movie.

Did you guys see it?

Did you guys see it?

That was really good.

That was really good.

You should be an actress.

That was really good. You should be

an actress. What's yours, jules?

You should be an actress.

What's yours, jules? The movie."

What's yours, jules? The

movie." That was so scary.

The movie." That was so

scary. It was amazing.

That was so scary. It was

amazing. Heather wouldn't know because

It was amazing. Heather wouldn't

know because she was hiding under my

Heather wouldn't know because she was hiding

under my brother's coat the whole movie.

She was hiding under my brother's

coat the whole movie. It was scary.

Brother's coat the whole movie.

It was scary. Hey, you want to see

It was scary. Hey, you

want to see something crazy scary?

Hey, you want to see

something crazy scary?

Something crazy scary?

Ew!

Ew!

Oh.

Ew! Oh. What is that?

Oh. What is that? What's going on?

What is that? What's going

on? Someone must have cleaned a

What's going on? Someone

must have cleaned a deer here.

Someone must have cleaned a deer

here. Let's go back to the cabin.

Deer here. Let's go

back to the cabin. Yeah.

Let's go back to the

cabin. Yeah. Race you!

Yeah.

Race you!

Race you!

Yeah.

Adam, there's some food here

if you're hungry.

Adam, there's some food here if

you're hungry. No, thanks, pretty lady.

If you're hungry. No, thanks, pretty

lady. I'm on a strict diet for the

No, thanks, pretty lady. I'm on a

strict diet for the rest of the weekend.

I'm on a strict diet for the rest of the

weekend. Did you do any hunting out

Rest of the weekend. Did you do any

hunting out there, or you just drink?

Did you do any hunting out there, or you

just drink? Nothing to shoot on account

There, or you just drink? Nothing to shoot

on account of your face scared off all the

Nothing to shoot on account of

your face scared off all the wildlife.

Of your face scared off all the

wildlife.

Wildlife.

Hey, Johnny. You hungry?

Hey, Johnny. You hungry?

Oh, yeah. What we got?

Hey, Johnny. You hungry? Oh, yeah.

What we got? We've got ham, salad,

Oh, yeah. What we got? We've

got ham, salad, biscuits, corn.

We've got ham, salad, biscuits,

corn. Summer made the biscuits.

Biscuits, corn. Summer made the

biscuits. Well, then, let's eat.

Summer made the biscuits.

Well, then, let's eat. Sit down.

Well, then, let's eat.

Sit down. I'll make you a plate.

Sit down. I'll make

you a plate. You bet.

I'll make you a plate.

You bet.

Evening. Oh, hey, man.

Everyone, this is... david.

Oh, hey, man. Everyone, this

is... david. Uh, me met yesterday.

Everyone, this is... david. Uh, me met

yesterday. He is up here photographing the

Uh, me met yesterday. He is up

here photographing the wildlife.

He is up here photographing the

wildlife. Well, he came to the right

Wildlife. Well, he came

to the right place then.

Well, he came to the right

place then. You want to sit down?

Place then. You want to sit

down? We're just about to eat, and i

You want to sit down? We're just

about to eat, and i could fix you a plate.

We're just about to eat, and i could

fix you a plate. That would be great.

Could fix you a plate.

That would be great. Thank you.

That would be great.

Thank you. Sure.

Thank you.

Sure.

So, what kind of animals do

you photograph? Anything.

Photograph? Anything.

Mostly, uh, bigger game is

Anything. Mostly, uh,

bigger game is always best.

Mostly, uh, bigger game is always

best. I'm actually trying to, uh, spot

Always best. I'm actually trying to,

uh, spot that bear that's supposed to be

I'm actually trying to, uh, spot that

bear that's supposed to be around here.

That bear that's supposed to be

around here. Isn't that dangerous?

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