Rabid Love Page #6

Around here. Isn't that dangerous?

Uh, well, i mostly just do

Isn't that dangerous? Uh, well,

i mostly just do remote photography.

Uh, well, i mostly just do remote

photography. I use motion sensors and trip

Remote photography. I use motion sensors

and trip wires and fire off the cameras,

I use motion sensors and trip wires

and fire off the cameras, so...

Wires and fire off the

cameras, so... wow.

So... wow. It

sounds pretty high-Tech.

Wow. It sounds pretty high-Tech.

Well, i do occasionally sit

It sounds pretty high-Tech. Well, i do

occasionally sit in and observe, mostly for

Well, i do occasionally sit in and

observe, mostly for artistic reasons.

In and observe, mostly for artistic

reasons. It's a lot like hunting.

Artistic reasons. It's a lot like

hunting. Yeah, except you only come

It's a lot like hunting. Yeah, except

you only come home with pretty pictures

Yeah, except you only come home

with pretty pictures instead of food.

Home with pretty pictures

instead of food.

Instead of food.

Speaking of which, that meat

Speaking of which, that meat

looks pretty damn good.

Speaking of which, that meat looks

pretty damn good. Are you okay, babe?

Looks pretty damn good.

Are you okay, babe? Yeah.

Are you okay, babe?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Took a quick trip to outer

Sorry. Took a quick trip

to outer space, i guess.

Took a quick trip to outer space,

i guess. I'll get you another beer.

Space, i guess. I'll get

you another beer. Rad.

I'll get you another beer.

Rad. Why don't we play a game?

Rad. Why don't we play a

game? I've got monopoly, and we can

Why don't we play a game? I've got

monopoly, and we can play charades.

I've got monopoly, and we can play

charades. Screw that. Let's party.

Play charades. Screw that.

Let's party. Strip poker?

Screw that. Let's party.

Strip poker?

Strip poker?

You want to do it?

You want to do it?

Um...

You want to do it?

Um... John, you in?

Um... John, you in?

I will not be playing strip

John, you in? I will not be

playing strip anything with my sister.

I will not be playing strip anything

with my sister. How about truth or dare?

Anything with my sister. How about truth

or dare? Actually, i'm pretty beat, so

How about truth or dare? Actually, i'm

pretty beat, so i think i'm just gonna hit the

Actually, i'm pretty beat, so

i think i'm just gonna hit the hay.

I think i'm just gonna hit the

hay. More boobies for us.

Hay.

More boobies for us.

More boobies for us.

I'll come to bed, too.

I'll come to bed, too.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'll come to bed, too. No, no,

no, no, no. You stay and play, babe.

No, no, no, no, no. You

stay and play, babe. Have fun.

You stay and play, babe. Have

fun. Good night, everyone.

Have fun. Good night,

everyone. Good night.

Good night, everyone.

Good night. Night.

Good night. Night.

Good night, babe.

Night. Good night,

babe. David, watch out.

Good night, babe. David,

watch out. These girls are wild.

David, watch out. These

girls are wild. Oh.

Adam...

Truth or dare? Dare.

I dare you to chug that

Dare. I dare you

to chug that entire beer.

I dare you to chug

that entire beer. Pbht!

Entire beer. Pbht! No problemo.

Okay, my turn.

Okay, my turn.

Julie, truth or dare?

Okay, my turn. Julie, truth

or dare? You better be nice.

Julie, truth or dare? You

better be nice. Of course.

You better be nice.

Of course.

Of course.

Dare.

Dare.

I dare you show me your

Dare. I dare

you show me your b*obs.

I dare you show me

your b*obs. Adam!

B*obs. Adam! What? She chose dare.

Adam! What? She chose dare.

Julie, you don't have to do

What? She chose dare.

Julie, you don't have to do that.

Julie, you don't have

to do that. It's okay.

That.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay, i got to get another

beer. Okay, it's my turn.

Beer. Okay, it's my

turn. David, true or dare?

Truth.

You have a girlfriend?

No. Um... i've... i've never met a

Um... i've... i've

never met a girlfriend.

I've... i've never met

a girlfriend. Why not?

Girlfriend. Why not? Well...

Why not? Well... when

i was 13, i was bit by a

Well... when i was 13,

i was bit by a rabid dog.

When i was 13, i was bit by a rabid

dog. Uh, the doctors... they barely

Rabid dog. Uh, the doctors... they

barely diagnosed me to, um, save my

Uh, the doctors... they barely

diagnosed me to, um, save my life.

Diagnosed me to, um, save my

life. So i-I went through some very

Life. So i-I went through some

very painful vaccinations and was

So i-I went through some very painful

vaccinations and was left with some very nasty side

Painful vaccinations and was left with some

very nasty side effects... one of which was

Left with some very nasty side effects...

one of which was partial paralysis.

Effects... one of which was partial

paralysis. So i... well, mostly i just

Partial paralysis. So i... well, mostly

i just stayed to the side and studied.

So i... well, mostly i just stayed to the side

and studied. I never really had much time for

Stayed to the side and studied. I never

really had much time for friends or...

I never really had much time for

friends or... and girlfriends.

Friends or... and girlfriends.

David, i'm sorry.

And girlfriends. David,

i'm sorry. I had no idea.

David, i'm sorry. I had no idea.

Do you have full use of your

I had no idea. Do you have

full use of your body now?

Do you have full use of your body

now? I think it's time for bed.

Body now? I think

it's time for bed. Summer?

I think it's time for bed.

Summer? Yeah, let's go to bed.

Summer? Yeah, let's

go to bed. I'm wasted.

Yeah, let's go to bed. I'm

wasted. You two behave yourselves.

I'm wasted. You two behave

yourselves. I-I-I really should... i

You two behave yourselves.

I-I-I really should... i should go.

I-I-I really should... i should

go. It's, um... they said it might

Should go. It's, um... they said it

might rain, so i should get back to my

It's, um... they said it might rain, so i

should get back to my cabin, and i-I've got the

Rain, so i should get back to my

cabin, and i-I've got the equipment...

Cabin, and i-I've got the equipment...

i'm really sorry if i...

Equipment... i'm

really sorry if i... no.

I'm really sorry

if i... no. No, no.

No. No, no. It's just my gear.

Good night.

# My skin's aged a million

years # # i got a cold heart

Years # # i got a cold heart

# explain why there's an empty

# I got a cold heart # explain why there's

an empty space inside these open arms #

# Explain why there's an empty space inside these

open arms # # they say werewolves got a life

Space inside these open arms # #

they say werewolves got a life of ease #

# They say werewolves got a life of

ease # # they qualities to make the

Of ease # # they qualities

to make the women scream #

# They qualities to make the women scream

# # but they don't seem to like me

Women scream # # but they don't

seem to like me much at all #

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