Rachel Getting Married Page #4
to be your bridesmaid
and be a part of this moment and...
Don't look at me like that.
Hello. Hello.
Hello.
Relax, it's seltzer.
Hello.
I'm Shiva the destroyer and your harbinger
of doom for this evening.
Even though I haven't seen most of you
since my latest stretch in the big house.
But you all look fabulous.
So during the 20 minutes or so
that I was not in the hole for
making a shiv out of my toothbrush,
I actually did participate
in the infamous 12-step program.
Twelve steps.
Step-ball-change. Step-ball-change.
Still waiting for the change part.
So... But, you know, as they say,
the relapse is an almost inevitable part
of recovery.
So I get high marks in that mode.
Anywho.
I... Well, as more of you know
than are likely to admit,
one of the steps, actual steps,
So, I did a lot of apologizing to people.
Some of whom barely remembered me,
most of whom barely remembered anything.
And I apologized for,
you know, like, bouncing a check,
or passing out in their bathtub
or flooding their
house and, you know,
just basically for involving them in
sordid activities that they were
desperately trying to forget. I
had to call this one girl who was,
I think, 14,
but she couldn't come to the phone
actually because
her mom had taken out
a restraining order, but...
But anyway... So I spent a lot of time...
The point is, I spent a lot of time
apologizing to people who were
pretty much perfect strangers.
So, I would very much
like to take this opportunity
to not only congratulate
my extraordinary sister,
the future explorer in matters of the mind,
thank you very much,
and her adorable, impending husband
on the occasion
of their unprecedented nuptials,
but also, to apologize
to said extraordinary sister,
future explorer in matters of the mind, for
what? I don't know. Everything.
And I really mean that, Rach. You've...
I've been a nightmare, you've been a saint,
and I'm reallyjust so damn glad
to be here with you
and Sidney's family
and our family and just...
Everyone's together and I'm just...
It's really great. So I am hereby
raising my seltzer to my laudatory sister
Sidney, you are robbing
our dysfunctional family
of one of its most vital ingredients,
and its only member still willing to
lend me money.
- So, boo on you.
- That's not true.
Anyway, enjoy Hawaii.
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
One, two, one, two.
Yo, Sidney, who I met
hanging out in Kingston, Jamaica,
while we were at House of Leo,
and Stone Love was playing that night.
Those big speakers pounding,
all that Jamaican dub was pumping,
clouds of those medicinal herbs
were floating.
Man. Was a lot of fun, my man.
It was great meeting you, hanging out
with you, becoming friends with you,
seeing all the amazing things
that you're doing musically.
All I want to say to you guys is,
may you both live to be 100.
And me, 100, but minus a day,
so I'll never know beautiful people
like you have passed away.
Do your thing, baby.
I felt that. I felt that.
You drank it and I felt it.
I know.
and supported me
no matter what he's been through.
How much do you owe him?
How much money do you owe him?
In lira, it's billions.
Everyone's saying so much love
and beautiful words
and amazing stuff, and...
- This is not an award.
- I know, I'm not even using it.
You're like accepting an award here.
That's what it's about, you know,
there's nothing more.
Everything else, just destroy it.
Just destroy it.
Because without love... You know?
Hello, Olive.
I know it. It's in my head.
Oh, God, I am exhausted.
- Is there any watermelon?
- Let me see.
- Nice apology.
- What?
Nice apology.
I was toasting you
and I was making amends.
It's one of the steps. It's important.
I know what the steps are.
I learned them in school,
and I visited you in various
facilities, Kym.
Oh, God.
Dad? What?
"Amends. Noun, usually followed by 'for,'
off-set a disability
"or frustration by development
in another direction. "
- Yes.
- But you've never said anything to me
that's remotely apologetic,
yet all of sudden at my wedding dinner
in front of everybody,
with your development.
I just got home.
"Gee. Hey, everybody and guests,
"just in case you might be thinking
about something else for five minutes,
"like, I don't know, my sister's wedding,
they just cut me loose.
"I'm a loose cannon!
Anybody up for some rehab humor?
"Because I'm really, really fine
with acknowledging my disease.
"Hey, and now watch me be really selfless
and weave a lovely blanket apology
"to my sister for being
just a tad out of her loop. "
- You are so cynical.
- Rachel, enough.
Rachel, she is making an effort here.
An effort, is that what that was?
Because I think she presumes
that since everything has always
revolved around her disease,
that everything else is going to revolve
around her recovery. That's what I think.
- Rachel, she just got home.
- Again.
- I had no idea you were so angry, Doctor.
- I'm not.
Oh, my God.
Kymmie, your sister has got
- She is uptight about...
- I'm not uptight, Dad!
She's meeting Sidney's folks
for the first time, menus,
there's all this live music, you're home.
There's...
It's just that there are
a thousand things to worry about.
Absolutely. A wedding will take everything
out of you. I'll tell you that.
Yeah, and that's why it would be so lovely
if we could all...
You know, you people really need to purge.
You really should go to a Nar-Anon
or something. It's...
Now, Kym, come on, baby. Oh, my Lord.
We've been to Nar-Anon. You know that.
Wait, wait a second. You people? You mean,
your family? The people in this room?
Yes. All of you people living in
and paranoia and mistrust.
I can feel it all the time. It's like...
At the slightest sign of ingratitude or
absence of atonement, it's like
the f***ing Salem witch trials around here.
- I should just use again. I should.
- Don't even start that.
- Don't even start.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Kym. Kym, look at me.
Nobody can make you feel any kind of
way unless you let them. Period. The end.
Thank you, Carol,
but you people are my family.
I mean, you make me feel like sh*t
You know what, Rach? You try living under
Dad's constant monitoring for five minutes,
- tell me how you like it.
- What constant monitoring?
- Kym?
- Oh, my God! Are you serious?
"Carol, Carol, where is she?"
"Don't sleep here, sleep here.
Eat this. You know, I'll drive you. "
Dad, really, honestly,
you're kind of obsessed.
Oh, my God. That's hardly news.
I mean, you may not know this, Kym.
No, sure you do.
I mean, the only way to engage Dad
in any meaningful communication
is to start the conversation with your name.
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