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an excellent investment. Excellent.
Very secure.
And now some clever journalist,
in a paper I do not yet own,
writes that M is for murder.
My marketing people did not warn me
of this possibility, Michelangelo.
No, they did not.
This was not what I had in mind,
not at all.
OK.
Did you get that?
Good.
As I've always said, you must look
for opportunity in every situation.
A lot of people would think
if they are...
...let go from an employment position,
for example...
...that their future
is not looking so very bright.
But, then, every ending
is also a beginning.
That's, guess what,
another chapter heading
for the book I'm going to write.
Which I will be having
a lot of time for from now on.
Also... leisure opportunities.
As a matter of fact,
I always wanted to dance.
Have you spoken to Dwight a lot?
You have?
Well, he's very bright, isn't he?
Very well educated.
They... seem to like that.
Yes, it's true.
I have been promoted, Michelangelo.
How did you guess?
You see, I made a counterproposal
to Mr Diamonds
after Bradley's proposal didn't go
over so well at the press conference.
I could see that Mr Diamonds was not
impressed by "M is for mortality".
Ladies don't want to be thinking
about death and dying
when they're buying a fragrance.
Anyway, so I thought,
under the circumstances,
why not change tack and target
the youth market with the perfume?
Actually, it was talking to you that
gave me the idea. You know that?
Yeah, young people, they have
identity issues and insecurities
about body odour.
Am I right, Michelangelo, hmm?
So I thought of "M is for me".
It works for the 12- to 16-year-old
out-of-control hormonal situation,
that teenage demographic,
and, then, as for the under-12s
with their...
so used to violence
with their video games,
that brand association of murder
and perfume... whoa, man!
That could really take off.
Now, well, Mr Diamonds,
he didn't exactly get it at first,
but then he got kind of excited
and he called it damage limitation,
Michelangelo.
And I think there's an amazing niche
right there... in damage limitation.
OK, Michelangelo,
I have decided to use these disasters
and rethink everything. Yes.
They want me to revise my collection?
Overnight?
OK, I will give them a collection
that they will never forget. Yes.
I will, I will... wrap everything,
cover it,
and I will call it
my burkha collection.
Yes, and then I will
rip everything to shreds
as if a burkha was hit by a bomb.
This is East/West, you see, in one.
Brilliant, no?
But my backer, my business manager,
my public relations people,
they all will say no.
Why should I listen
to their opinions?
Because, Michelangelo,
they control the finance.
Therefore, they only think
about what will sell.
What will sell a perfume.
Second, they are afraid
it might offend.
They don't want to upset people.
People like me.
Not because they care
about our feelings
but because they are afraid of us.
Do you understand?
And, suddenly, my designs,
they must attract people under 12!
What are they thinking of?
Suddenly, my designs must
attract children? I mean, children!
No offence to you, Michelangelo.
I mean no offence to you.
I am very fond of children. I was
once a child, too, but not for long.
You have to grow up fast
where I came from, very fast.
Yes, Michelangelo,
a very successful meeting.
Sometimes you just have
to be firm with designers.
Ultimately, they are reliant
upon my investment,
but they do tend to forget this
from time to time.
They get emotional...
but then everyone gets emotional
when they feel
they may lose their position.
But as Mr Trump says,
it's not personal, it's business.
Now I am going to have
a little word with Miss Carvell.
I have some ideas for her column.
See what an education
you're getting here.
How to run things from the top.
Are you learning things?
Good.
Yes, I did meet with Mr Diamonds,
Michelangelo,
although, quite frankly,
it is none of your business.
I'm absolutely fine, thank you.
Hmm.
Now listen up, Michelangelo.
See, I have observed
that you have been speaking
to the exact same people
I've been speaking to.
Sometimes ahead of me.
Maybe you have a fascination
with this fashion universe
and you is trying to make
a reputation, reputation, reputation
with this little camera.
Or maybe, as beauty provoketh
thieves sooner than gold,
you is stealing the truth
out of their mouths,
and by the time they get to me,
they is all talked out!
So... just what exactly
have they been saying to you?
Anything you want to pass on
brother to brother?
Hello, Michelangelo. How are you?
I have good news, Michelangelo.
My photograph was
in a magazine for celebrities.
My face.
Actually,
it was an action shot, falling.
So... And, also, Otto is phoning me.
He is telling me that a big producer
is phoning him
to offer me a very good role
in a commercial.
It's for the bad guy, actually.
The villain.
The killer, actually. With a knife.
All right, I'm gonna tell you
something, kiddo.
I woke up last night thinking
about it. I couldn't sleep at all.
First I thought,
"Who am I gonna talk to?"
And then I thought, "Michelangelo."
Because you're a good listener.
I mean that, really.
But it's not an easy thing
to talk about.
Because...
Well...
Maybe...
Maybe it was my fault
what happened to Bonnie.
And Dorothy.
Because you see, in a way,
Minx wanted them dead.
But a girl can't help her feelings,
can she?
That's all they were.
Private feelings.
Private thoughts.
I didn't really want it to...
You know.
What do you think,
Michelangelo, honestly?
Do you think I made a mistake
with my career?
You see when I was born...
...mother decided I was to be
something respectable, reliable.
So you can imagine,
when I started playing with dolls,
mother started crying day and night.
It was a nightmare.
And that's when I began
to dream of being a psychiatrist.
To stop mother from crying.
And then one day,
a man told me I was beautiful,
asked me if I wanted
to be in a commercial.
Big hair, big eyelashes, big fur.
Vodka.
It was a big success.
They called me Minx,
sent me to New York,
and I sent money home to mother
and she stopped crying.
That's when I learned that
the best medicine is money.
Money.
I still dream of being a psychiatrist.
Because I think I could help people
with their problems.
Really I do.
Do you?
I've been developing my ideas,
Michelangelo.
And I'm here
to make a proposal to you.
I've seen your site.
Yes, I have.
I know my way
around the web, all right.
Now if you put your mind to it,
you could become
one of our brand-awareness
operators, Michelangelo.
You could become... an influencer.
Do you know what that is?
That is a kid...
...who sets a trend.
And we employ a lot of them.
Now tell me, OK, honestly.
How many hits
did your site have yesterday?
Wow! Really?
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