Ramaiya Vastavaiya Page #2

- Right.

My marriage is just 15 days later.

I'm just like your sister.

Please send her along.

Please, brother.

Please.

Actually, I have never

sent her alone anywhere.

She has also never

stayed apart from you.

But you will have to send her along.

Please, brother.

Please. Please. Please.

You want to go, Sona?

I won't, if you say no.

Go on.

Be careful!

Hey my coconut, give me my money.

Hey! Hi, I'm Ram.

What's up, beautiful?

May I know your name please?

Paro.

- Hi.

Dad. Mom!

Ram!

Look what a big bouquet

I brought for you.

I... I am Bijli.

Bijli!

Nephew.

Nephew.

Uncle.

- My dear!

Put your leg down.

That's enough.

He's naughty!

What is he doing?

Who is this beauty and the beast?

She's my distant relative.

Her too.

And I'm a close one.

You...

Why aren't you saying anything?

Tell me, even a vegetable vendor

in Australia speak English?

It's okay. Don't say a word.

The policeman, maid, fruit-seller,

cleaner, everyone speaks English?

What's your problem?

- I've a bad stomach.

So, why are you telling me?

- You just asked, what's my problem.

Bijli.

Who's that?

- Ria?

Ria!

I'm not Ria.

- Why?

I'm Ria's friend.

- Why didn't you say that earlier?

It's okay.

Mistakes are common at this age.

No need to apologize.

Oh! Anklet.

Ram.

Ria!

How are you?

- Fine.

Please.

She's...

- I know she's your friend.

I mistook her for you,

and hugged her like this...

Ria!

What are you doing?

She doesn't like all this.

So, what does she like?

- Ria, where are you?

Coming.

Come on, Ram.

Come on.

Ram! No, monkey.

So what's your name?

I know you won't tell me.

My name's Ram. I'm from Australia.

People say, boys who come from out of India

are spoilt, manner less, crooks and conmen.

They're right.

I am exactly like that.

So beware.

Where's the sugar?

Sugar...

Sugar... What happened?

Why are you so scared?

- I thought that monkey's back.

Who?

- The one who has come from Australia.

He was raised in Australia.

Not every foreigner is so spoilt.

It's not his fault, its his parents...

...who raised him like this.

If I ever meet his parents,

I will question them face-to-face.

Isn't it correct aunt.

Do you know who you are talking to?

Ria's aunt.

That Australian monkey is her son.

- Is it?

"Hold..."

Need some sugar.

That's better.

"Everyone lacks a little sweetness..."

Let's go.

Welcome.

How are you, dear?

- Fine.

Hello, sister-in-law.

- Hello.

He's my partner in the construction business.

- I see.

JP. Jai Prakash.

Oh Yes. He was with

the Central Ministry for 20 years.

Please don't...

She's my sister Ashwini.

- From Australia.

Hello.

Aunt.

- She is the one with the son?

Yes. - You promised that her son and my...

- Right, right.

Then introduce me to him.

Let's go in first.

Come in.

Let's go.

Sona, look at this.

- Nice.

I have got the news from the kitchen...

That you called me a monkey.

- No!

Australian monkey.

Wow!

My mistake.

Should've called you a Gorilla.

Ria!

There he is.

Get lost.

Hi. I'm Dolly.

- Hi.

Hi, I'm Bijli.

Bijli. Bijli.

- Whatever.

Come on. Let's dance.

- Sure.

Ouch.

Everyone in India

wear saris and salwars.

And it's so colorful.

Okay, dad. Take care.

Got to go.

What are you doing in my room?

This is my room. Get out!

Sorry. My mistake.

Did you see anything?

- No, I...

Just get out.

- Thank God!

Nice horse.

Don't touch that.

Hey!

My brother gifted me that.

Please!

Your brother gave it to you?

Get out of here!

- Okay.

I have a doubt.

I troubled you so much.

Any other girl would've slapped me.

But you didn't.

Does that mean...

Something-something.

- What?

Something-something.

- Nothing.

"Touch me... Touch me."

"Hold me... Hold me..."

Ram. You're nude.

- Now, you're nude.

I didn't know I could

have that effect on women.

"Touch me... Touch me."

Let's begin.

Where's Ram?

- Must be around.

Dear. Ram.

Ram.

Tell her to get close to Ram.

What's wrong?

Don't worry,

She'll get too close for comfort.

"Let's see..."

"Who's got the strength."

"Keep a firm foot ahead."

"My friend."

This jacket belongs to

that Australian monkey.

Ria!

Now I'll show you.

Mogambo's pleased!

I hate your name!

"Let's see..."

"Who's got the strength."

Ram!

Have you seen Ram around?

- No.

But he isn't there.

Hi.

- Hi.

Hi, Dolly.

- You naughty.

So there you are.

- No. Here I am.

Okay, listen.

Don't make any plans for the evening.

My friends are coming over. Okay.

Ram. They're my friends.

Radhika. Rashmi.

Pooja and Aanchal.

This is my bermuda,

my t-shirt and that's my slippers.

Shut up and get back.

You keep working the entire day.

Come and sit here.

Wow!

But I didn't make this.

That's why he liked it.

She's fuming.

So, who was I talking about?

- Ram. Ram!

Ram's dad is amongst top 500

billionaires of Australia.

A big mansion.

100 acres of a plush estate.

And a private chartered plane.

You're not too far-off either, Dolly.

Of course. My dad's a billionaire too.

We've ministers for breakfast.

Actors for lunch.

And builders for evening snacks.

Does your father run a mess?

Don't mess with me.

So Ram's a billionaire and so am I.

In fact, we all are rich.

We've everything.

But what about you?

- I'm rich too.

Really? What do you have?

We've a small house back in the village.

10 acres land. 20 bulls.

25 cows. 40 hens and 100 goats.

But I also have a brother...

...who loves me more than his life.

And his love is invaluable for me.

Sona. Let's go.

- Yes.

Bye, Ram!

- Bye sona.

What are you looking at?

Don't know how, but Everyday

I see something new in Sona.

But why?

- She's something.

Something-something.

Sona's finished her studies.

Get her married this year.

I will, if I find a good match.

Yes.

My son's done his graduation in farming.

We've been getting proposals

from affluent families.

But... he wants to marry your sister.

Do you have an objection?

Sona...

- Oh! You want to take her consent.

And I will have to consult sir too.

- Yeah right.

Why are you crying on

such a happy occasion?

Soon my daughter will also get

married and leave for Australia.

You think pretty positive.

What are you doing?

I've already brought

tickets to Australia.

Hello.

Now, I'll read out

the wedding invitation.

Sri Krishnakant Bhargav's daughter Ria.

Who is that?

Sri Krishnakant Bhargav's daughter Ria.

Who is that?

Sri Krishnakant Bhargav's daughter Ria.

Priest. Please carry on.

Sri Krishnakant Bhargav's daughter Ria.

Stop this nonsense.

Why did you stop?

- He asked me to stop.

Please continue.

Continue. Continue.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hi.

When are you getting married?

- What?

I've a friend.

He's got 10 hens, 4 bulls and a horse.

He'll be a perfect match for you.

Tea.

Bijli. What's the time?

I don't have a watch.

You don't have a brain either.

- I know.

Let's go there.

- Yes, let's go.

Sister.

You just made this party come alive.

- Thank you.

You're the star of this party.

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