Ramaiya Vastavaiya Page #3

Why are you repeating the old lines,

say something new. - That's very nice of you.

Only one thing is missing.

- What's that?

What's this?

- A small, petty necklace.

Looks pretty expensive though...

It just cost 2.5 million.

You're trying to butter.

This wasn't required.

- It's okay.

Every time I see them together.

I feel happy, sister.

I feel really content.

But I feel like puking.

I can't stand it.

Hi, guys...

- People call me Bijli Gaga...

Hey, everyone.

This is Ram. My boyfriend.

- Hey.

Come closer, Ram.

Get off me, you dirty pig.

Pig loves you!

Pig loves you!

Shiraz said that.

- No, baby, it was Prabhu.

No, it was Mr. Kumar.

So, cuddling up!

Spoilsport!

Wow!

Hi!

She's my best friend.

And she's Rinki and Jazz...

- Hi.

Ma'am, the buffet's ready.

You talk to them, I shall be back. Ok?

- Okay.

Nice party, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Why are you following me?

- My wish.

Come to the side.

Put some chicken pieces and...

- Go away.

What would people say?

That's why I am saying, come to the side.

- I won't.

Your zip is open.

You're lying.

You've a mole ten inches

below your neck. Right?

"Stranger, don't leave me."

I told you...

Your friend's calling you.

What happened?

It's stuck.

Come on.

Thanks.

What?

- You're a monkey, but a nice one.

What? You praised me.

Not bad.

Something?

- Nothing.

Something-something.

Nothing-nothing.

Yes.

Dance with me?

Wow! Something-something?

Something-something.

He was my friend in college.

He gave me champagne to drink

on his birthday party.

I was slightly drunk.

He was shooting me.

And was also trying to kiss me.

Now he's trying to

black-mail me with that clip.

He's asked Ria for money

and her jewellery.

Otherwise, he'll upload

the clip on the internet.

That clip's on his I-pad.

Is this what you meant

by "Something-something".

Only someone of our age

can understand our problem.

I didn't know what to do.

That's why I talked to you.

Let's search.

- Yes.

That way.

What now?

Watch me.

Brother!

Why didn't you close the door?

Why didn't you do it?

Did you have to yell so loud?

But I...

- Wait.

Pass me that bottle of shampoo.

You want to take a bath now?

What now?

Watch him run away.

He's dangerous.

Get down.

Get down.

Think about getting out of here.

Idea!

You go this way.

The dog will chase you.

And I'll escape from her with the I-pad.

Was that a joke?

- No, I'm serious.

Then why don't you go out.

- Hey!

He'll bite you.

I like it.

I totally like it.

Madam. Take a seat.

Go ahead. Keep it on my head.

Chill.

What now?

- Sing a song!

You like my voice so much.

It will shoo away the dog.

Turn it off.

Turn it off.

It's my phone.

Hey, Lisa.

I'm in the bathroom taking a shower.

Call you later.

She's my girlfriend.

- I didn't ask.

I thought you might.

Doesn't make a difference to me.

By the way, how many

girlfriends do you have?

14! Including you.

I am not your girlfriend!

- Girls always say the opposite.

I mean I am.

- That's what I said.

But I...

- Oh, come on.

There were other boys

and girls in the party too.

But you asked for my help.

Why?

Because you consider me a friend.

Girl, friend.

Girlfriend.

- Fine.

But not the other type.

Everyone has friends.

But only one special someone

makes a place in their heart.

I do have someone,

you must have one too.

Who is he?

Look...

- Where?

The shower's gone off.

- Great discovery.

Think of a way to get out.

Google. Google.

Idea no.2.

- What?

I'll tease the dog.

The dog will get in from here and

we'll get out from the other side.

Why didn't you think of this earlier?

So that I could say it now.

Go, go, go, go. Let's go, Sona.

Let's go.

Come on. He's gone.

Let's go.

Come on.

Hey!

- Brother!

Give me my I-Pad back.

Or else I will shoot.

- Shoot me.

No. You shouldn't shoot girls.

Shoot me.

No. Shoot me.

The gun's empty.

But I still have the gun.

Rascal, how dare you blackmail girls!

What happened?

Sorry, Ria.

Oh, my God!

Why are you bothering her? Come on.

Here's his I-Pad and phone.

Thank God!

Thanks.

- No, thank him.

No, thank Sona.

He went through a lot more trouble than me.

- No. Thank her.

Okay. Thanks to both of you.

Why should there be formalities between friends.

- Right.

It's okay, I don't mind.

Okay, Goodnight.

Ram.

Friends!

Only friends. Nothing else.

Okay, okay.

Friends.

What happened?

My glass...

Go, get the ball.

Loser! Loser! Loser!

Loser! I'll show you all.

Loser! Loser! Loser!

Please don't touch!

That was fun.

Did that horse belong to you?

- Yes.

The ball knocked it over and it broke.

Sona!

It's always been with you, right?

My brother gave this to me.

I love it more than my life.

I never thought I'd lose it someday.

Counting the stars.

I'll also join.

One, two, three, four...

Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

Calculation went for a toss.

It's the same one.

The one your brother gave you.

I went through a lot of

trouble to put it back together.

It had too many marks on it.

I decorated it to cover them up.

You can take it off

if you don't like it...

It's nice.

- Thanks, Ram.

Since you didn't mention,

I thanked myself.

Okay, bye.

- Ram!

You called.

Why did you take so much trouble for me?

You want me to be honest?

- Yes.

To see this smile on your face.

Is that all?

- Yes.

Nothing else?

- No.

Not even something-something?

- No.

What?

Brother. Someone's

come between you and Sona.

Who can come between us?

Take a look for yourself.

Come with me. Come on.

Quickly.

Look.

- Where?

That's you. That's Sona.

And there's a third

star between you two.

No one can come between us.

It's just probably for a while.

Get back to work.

- If you say so.

But I was worried.

That's Sona. That's Sona's brother.

Who's the third one?

What?

- Nothing.

Nothing.

Are you going to wear

glasses during the rituals?

She'll wear them even

on her wedding night.

Even if she does, the lights in

the room will be switched off.

You shouldn't talking

all this at your age.

At my age, all I can do is talk.

Not mine. Take your aunt's blessings.

Bless you.

- Mom.

Did you ever hit me?

- Why you?

She'll hit your father.

- Uncle, please.

Mom, I'm serious. Have you ever hit me?

- Never. But...

Hi, buddy. How are you?

Dad, did you ever hit me?

- What are you saying?

How can anyone think of hitting you?

What's wrong?

Okay, dad. I'll call you later.

Ram!

- What?

I am sorry, Ram!

I am sorry.

Ram. It was my mistake.

You can kiss me if you want.

Forgive me.

- Sona.

I am sorry, Ram.

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I am also sorry, Sona.

Ram! I am very happy today.

- Me too.

What were you two thinking?

I won't find out about you two?

- Please, Ria.

Please, Ria.

While arrangements for

my marriage were on...

You two were planning your own, right?

Please, Ria.

Let me get married.

I'll get you two married too.

- Ria.

Phone.

Give it.

- Hurry up.

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