Rampage

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You know the economy is going to crash.

That's why I'm here.

The problem is the bail-out plan.

It's only going to make the

problem worse

and exacerbate things.

The politicians have

to resist the urge...

Coast Guard and environment cleanup

organizations are working overtime

to clean up the disastrous 53,000-gallon spill

that left over 30 miles of pristine coastline

soaked with sludge and oil.

It's still unclear how long it

will take to clean up this mess

and what long-term effects it

will have on the environment...

We need to do

something fast.

Adjustable rate mortgages

have already done enough damage

and we have not seen

anything yet.

...just like President Richard Nixon

did to the Vietnamese back in the late '60s...

Osama bin Laden, al Qaeda, these

people are out to kill us. People don't--

All of these things contribute to

the problem of overpopulation...

People don't comprehend the danger

that this country creates for the world...

If just 15 millilitres is

released and becomes airborne,

this chemical could kill

a million people...

Oil is not only one of the reasons,

but the main reason to go to war in Iraq,

despite what federal

governments are saying.

Thousands of Australian

troops have been sent--

As mentioned in that story, the soaring

prices of oil is a world-wide problem...

Efforts to reduce emissions and pollution are required

immediately to reduce the effects of global warming.

If we do not react soon...

Monetary policy allows American citizens

to borrow trillions of dollars

without the ability to

pay any of the money back...

What were the beachgoers thinking, when

they left 10 tons of garbage behind on the beach

this Labour Day weekend?

The bottom line is...

The shooting happened in a supermarket parking lot

in broad daylight with dozens of people around.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it.

I was shocked.

I was just standing there,

and he came up shooting.

I saw him fall...

He's killed a lot of people here.

Bill, are you up?

Come and have breakfast.

Beautiful woman's ring, straight out

of Africa. Retails at $699.99...

Hey, darling. Hey, honey.

How are you doing?

Did you sleep okay?

I did. You were a tiger last night.

Did you put milk out already?

Yeah. Okay.

I want to see if there's a

mirror I can--

Hey, honey. How are you doing?

Good.

You've already got everything.

Sweetheart, you're

taking care of business.

That's fantastic.

I've got your coffee.

Let's move things along.

Sweetie, I just want to mention that

these should have been put away, okay?

Okay. I mean, you've got to chip in.

I thought I did that.

Okay, but find a way that's not--

because you know what--

I don't want to do this on a rush,

because it's an important thing.

But your mother and I were

talking last night.

We didn't get a lot of sleep--

not for the reason you think.

That's gross.

We think it's time you

moved on and moved out.

F***!

Don't worry about it. - Okay.

I'll get a napkin.

I'm sorry.

Help your father.

You got it, Dad?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sorry, Mom.

No, it's okay.

But it's just that,

look, you're 23...

You've got to get your own place, right?

I know. You keep saying that.

You just spilt more on me.

I'm sorry.

But you-- I know you

guys keep saying that.

Sorry. - You keep saying that,

but it takes time,

because I have to, obviously, raise the money

for my own post-education, right?

So the deal was is that

I would do that by own,

do my best to

save up that money.

In the meantime,

I would stay with you guys.

How about putting some of that

money into some rent?

What did I do last month?

We talked about the fridge.

Remember, when you

first suggested it?

I said I didn't--

Honey, what did--

And then you said that that

would buy me some--

That's a classic guilt trip by

the way, and I appreciate that.

No, but he did say--

I know what you're doing.

You learned from the best.

If you guys want me

to go back to school,

then obviously I have to have a

little bit of money

to do that too.

Look, honestly, Bill,

you don't want to be the--

We shouldn't have

gotten into it now,

because you and I--

we have to go.

Yeah.

I'm just saying--

I'm just saying, okay--

we're going to have

a roundtable discussion.

Do me a favour.

Do me a favour. Do me a favour.

--you guys need to

help me out a little.

Give me a call at work.

Give me a call at work.

We're going to-- we're going to

have a bite to eat.

We'll grab some lunch.

We'll grab a newspaper.

We'll go look at some

apartments,

and we'll have you in a new

place by the end of the week.

Okay, just as long as you're

paying for the lunch, because--

Man.

Now, you guys. You...

You can push each other's

buttons like no one,

birds of a feather.

I'm fine. I thought we had a

good situation, but obviously--

We have a good situation.

But let's not make it a bad one.

That's what we're saying.

We're going to help you out

for the first--

for the first couple

of years, okay?

We will help you out.

I'm not saying that we're

going to pay 100%,

but we will help you out.

Okay, here's what

we're going to do.

We're going to meet here. I'm

going to pick up some pizzas,

and then we're going to sit

and have a nice discussion.

But I have to go.

I mean, if you guys are willing

to help me out, I'm cool.

Yeah.

Okay?

Yeah.

We still love you, man.

It's not to, you know--

I know.

Okay, have a good one today.

Okay?

Okay.

Give me a call at work.

Be safe.

There you go, enjoy.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good, man.

A double espresso macchiato

with extra foam.

Sure, that will be $4.50.

There you go.

Thanks, man.

Extra foam, man.

You got it.

There you go.

That's not what I ordered, man.

Yeah, it is.

That's not a macchiato.

There's no foam in there at all.

Yeah, there is.

There's some right there.

No, no, no.

No, a lot of foam,

a lot of foam.

Dude, look,

this is like half milk.

That's not a macchiato.

Look, there's--

there's foam in there.

There you go, more foam.

Yeah, but take-- take some of

the milk out of it, man.

I'm not taking any

of the milk out.

That's a perfectly good

macchiato.

Give me back my money, man.

I'm not giving you--

Give me back my money.

I'm not giving you

your money back.

Just take your coffee.

I'm not paying for something

that I didn't order, man.

Give me back my money.

I make the best

coffees in this town.

Take your coffee and go.

I don't give a f--

what you make, bro.

But I didn't-- I didn't order

this, so I don't want it.

I don't care.

That's a good coffee.

Take it.

You know, just take it and shove

it up your ass, all right?

F***ing idiot, man.

Hey, man, you don't want

to give me back my $4.50?

You don't want to give

me back my $4.50?

No.

No?

No.

All right, man.

Here, take a--

take a f***ing roll while you're

going out the door.

F***.

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

Yeah, what?

Come on. Your lunch has been

over like 15 minutes ago.

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