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What do you mean? I took my

lunch break 15 minutes ago.

Bill, take the mask off.

I've got tons of cars in there,

and you're wasting

time on this van?

All right?

I already finished

Yeah, yeah. 3 cars?

Come on. Get in there.

Okay, the clock says work, work.

Okay, you should check

your clocks, though.

Maybe I should clock you.

I don't think you should treat

your best worker like that, Jim.

Bill, just get in there and make

some money for us, okay?

How about a raise?

Yeah, Bill?

Why don't you f*** off?

Yeah, 9 bucks.

That's it, yeah. Right.

It's all prepped and ready.

The stresses from war

do not make a man do this.

What do you do when

the sun sets?

Gonne get down

when the sun sets.

Yeah!

Late.

Sorry, I'm late.

The funniest thing is that you

and this piece of sh*t--

only you would do a burn out

coming into a

sh*t hole like this.

Yeah, it's $300.

I know you've got to work for

Hey, I got you a present.

Why? What the f***, man?

Read up.

Listen, by the way, you've got

to stop having these things

sent to my f***ing house, man.

Yes, these are

the last ones, man.

Yeah, but my dad

is getting pissed, okay?

And what the f*** is in this?

What did he say?

He was asking what it was.

What did you tell him?

To mind his own

f***ing business.

Good, good.

No one can know.

It's a surprise.

Piece of sh*t.

Watch your head.

F***. Yeah!

Let's go eat.

Do you really want

to f***ing eat

in this sh*t hole Chicken Den

piece of sh*t?

This is America, man.

This is what we eat, okay?

I love it.

Dude, Chicken Den?

Do you know what they do with

these animals?

It's all-American.

This is America, baby.

They sit in cages,

sitting in their sh*t all day.

You're such a f***ing prick.

How are you doing?

Welcome to Chicken Den.

How may I help you?

Give me...

Give me the 4-piece,

a 4-piece mixed meat.

Do you want the combo?

Combo.

F***.

A salad, a garden salad.

A 4-piece combo?

Hi, sorry.

A 4-piece combo, you said?

Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

You're just going to have salad?

Draw cartoon chickens

saying, "Eat me."

$10.70, please.

Yes, ma'am.

How is your day, love?

Perfect. How is yours?

Sunshine and rainbows.

A combo and a salad.

She seem a little bit pissed off?

Yeah.

Thank you.

High-five.

Don't leave me hanging.

This is a fresh, fresh salad.

I'll bet they went out and

picked it this morning.

That looks disgusting.

Your salad probably has bugs

crawling all over it.

Dude, move this.

You're going to knock

it off the f***ing edge.

So tomorrow, 1:
00.

Yeah. Tomorrow, 1:00.

Paintball, right?

No problems with work?

Dude, I've got to call in sick.

You haven't done that yet?

Well, dude, I have

to call it on the day.

I'm not going to

call today and say,

"Listen, tomorrow I'm not going

to be in, because I'm sick."

I talked to you about

this 2 weeks ago.

Yeah, I have to call in

tomorrow.

I said, you said--

Can I have the tray?

I took the day off work too.

We have to play.

Holy sh*t!

Crap!

Would you get me a napkin?

Like, she didn't even say

anything.

She didn't go, "I'm sorry."

No like, "I'm sorry."

Hi!

You brought napkins.

No, no. We'll probably need

like-- I don't know-- a mop.

Are you going to apologize?

I mean, you f***ing got

this sh*t all over us.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm laughing because you got it

on him, and he's a prick.

Could you

get me more chicken,

because this is right

all over the place.

Yeah, I'll make that.

What's your problem?

I don't have a problem.

I'm sorry.

Is there something

wrong with you?

Look, I'll get

this replaced. That's fine.

She's upset with her life.

Jesus!

Can I get my money back?

Look, I'll get you more stuff,

but I'm not giving

you your money back.

I don't want more stuff.

I'm sorry I dumped stuff on you,

but I'll just have

it replaced, okay?

Lady!

It's okay.

Do you have a manager?

Hey, it's okay. It's all right.

Don't worry about it.

Hold on. No, no, no.

Do you have a manager?

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

It will dry.

This is why I don't want to eat

in these f***ing places, man.

Look at this sh*t.

Do you think she likes it?

Dude, do you think that I like

having whatever-the-f*** this

kind of salad is,

this salad dressing,

extra ranch?

Is this quality service?

Hello? Hello?

Yeah, don't forget

the tray, right?

That's great. It's all clean.

Thank you.

Like, take this guy.

You see him walking

down the street?

Smile on his face.

He's got nice clothes on.

What's he doing? What do you

think he does?

I don't know. What's he do?

Maybe a banker.

He's delirious, though.

Maybe a travelling salesman?

He's delirious, why?

That guy helps to

wreck the economy.

He helps to wreck the world.

He eats in Styrofoam

f***ing cups.

He's terrible, delirious.

That's not what the world needs.

What does the world need?

The world needs change, man.

What kind of change?

Who is going to do it?

Dude, the problem is--

As one person,

what could you do?

--that this f***ing world grows

by like 70 million people a year.

That's the problem.

There's too many people.

And so our natural resources

are running out.

And no one, and no one--

look, we have trains.

We have-- we have cars,

tons of cars

that are just burning up gas and

making this place disgusting.

We've got a hole in the ozone.

Blah, blah, blah.

You have chicken that looks

like-- yeah, of course, man.

It's just disgusting.

That's all.

It's just absolutely

f***ing sick.

It makes me just sick.

But what are you supposed

to do, stop living?

There's 2 kinds of people--

leavers and takers.

And the leavers coexist.

We need people that coexist.

And the takers is the

society of the world.

The takers is the

people that f***ing--

that just, like, drive

Ferraris not caring.

Because people

have to make money.

No, people don't

have to make money.

People have to make money.

That's the thing. That's what

I'm talking about, man.

People don't have to.

That's the thing that society

drills in your head

over and over and over since

you've been f***ing 5-years-old

that you have to have

a big bank account.

You have to make a lot of money.

You have to have a fast car.

It makes life a lot easier,

doesn't it?

Dude, but what happens--

Would you want to be poor?

Do you want to be poor?

Do you want to have no money?

You keep going down this road.

Do you know where it's going?

So you just think just keep

going down the reckless path,

just f***ing-- pile straight

ahead, because there's no--

We're all just f***ed.

What's the point?

That's the most pessimistic

point of view

I've ever heard in my life.

You're a prodigy of the world,

my son, a prodigy of the world.

You're all talk, buddy.

You're all talk.

Snap.

All talk?

That's helping. I stood on my

feet all day today.

Not to change the subject,

but when is dinner?

No-- hi.

Hey, hey, hey.

Yeah?

No phone call?

Sorry.

Where have you been?

What are you guys doing?

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