Rampage Page #4

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meaningless.

Do anything.

Well, I guess I did.

...shot about 5 or 6 times

and everybody...

most of the shooting right

here at this location

where most of the

bullet casings are...

In nature, there's

survival of the fittest.

What separates us

from the animals?

It's our consciousness.

It's our ego.

It's our sense of self...

So, all of a sudden, we care

about ourselves too much.

We care about our

fellow man too much.

We have to do anything that

we can to keep them alive.

You know, the animals

just want to eat.

They just want to eat.

They'll kill you

so they can eat.

Can anyone do this?

I don't know.

Do you have any thoughts?

Let's face it.

If we could just kill everybody,

you know, in the third world,

people with cancer, you know,

people that are sucking up

our resources,

I believe in what I see,

the pain and suffering I see.

I believe that when I go out in

the street

and I see a mother who can't

feed her child...

Described as a loner who never

fit in with his classmates...

Couldn't do anything.

All you could do was talk...

Meaningless.

Don't forget Bingo

at Centerville Bingo Hall.

Now back to the local news...

The world needs change, man.

What kind of change?

Who's going to do it? You?

How long is it going to take?

Can anyone do this?

I don't know.

Do you have any thoughts?

Start up.

Here we go.

Jesus.

F***.

Come out with your hands up!

Open the back.

Get down, you piece of sh*t!

Get down!

On the ground!

Get down!

Down on the ground!

Sh*t!

Hey, man, how are you?

Hey, man,

you remember me?

Why don't you make me

a double espresso macchiato

with extra foam?

You got it.

Why don't you make it like

your life depends on it?

With extra foam!

You like to take your sweet

f***ing time, don't you?

There you go.

Why is this so difficult?

I mean, how hard can it be?

I'm going to give you 5 seconds

to get the f*** out of here.

I'm going to start counting

right now.

Are you serious?

Yeah, yeah!

I'm pretty f***ing serious!

Run, Forrest!

Now you're getting it!

Again, we are strongly advising

people to stay inside,

as early reports indicate that

chaos in downtown Centerville

is caused by a

heavily-armed individual

firing randomly

at innocent bystanders.

Hello, beautiful ladies.

Hold on a minute.

No, calm down. No, no.

You get over there.

You get over there.

Hey, ladies. Out of the kitchen.

Go join your pretty friends.

You too.

Come on.

Let's go.

There you go. Come on.

You too, Blondie.

Who else is here?

There's no one else here.

No one?

It's just us here.

What about this door?

Come on, ladies.

Come over here. Get down.

It gets so hot in this thing.

I have my cell phone here.

I've got--

I've got 2 kids at home.

I've got a husband.

I've got--

Please! Let us go!

What is it you...

I feel nauseous.

Come on...

My God!

Is everybody okay?

What a f***ing d*ckhead!

Are you guys okay?

Holy sh*t!

My God! Does anybody have--

Where's the phone?

Everyone over here!

Over here!

Get down!

Get down! Get down!

Please!

I don't know why I did that.

Maybe I shouldn't

have taken off my mask.

Please, don't do it. Please!

I have to.

O-67. Six seven.

G-54. Five four.

G-48. Four eight.

N-32. Three two.

G-60. Six zero.

O-68. Six eight.

N-35. Three five.

I-30. Three zero.

B-4. Number 4.

G-6. Six.

Hey, buddy,

I'm a little bit peckish.

You got something to eat?

Why don't you get me the best

sandwich you've got?

The best, tastiest

sandwich you've got.

What have you got

to drink, iced tea?

That looks like sh*t.

Here you go.

That's a nice hairnet.

Do they make you wear that?

Yeah, thanks.

Free of charge. Just--

Good. I completely

forgot my wallet.

Right.

Thank you.

Have a good day.

Thank you for coming to

Centerville Bingo

where everyone is a winner.

B-10. One zero.

G-49. Four nine.

G-56. Five six.

O-61. Six one.

B-1. Number 1.

B-4. Number 4.

G-59. Five nine.

G-46. Four six.

O-63. Six three.

O-62. Six two.

N-37. Three seven.

O-70. Seven zero.

Excuse me! Sir, I need that!

I-27. I-27!

I need that back, please, sir.

It's I-27!

Excuse me...

I-27! Bingo!

Bingo?

No Bingo.

You guys don't need

my help at all.

I-27. Two seven.

And we are still getting reports

that a brown van

was seen smashing into the

front of the police station

just moments before

the massive explosion

that woke Centerville

residents up this morning.

Everybody get

behind the counter.

Ladies, back the f*** up!

Nobody presses the alarm!

Let's go!

Ladies, back the f*** up!

Don't touch those alarms!

You too.

Let's go, big shot.

Don't be scared, big shot.

Let's go. Come on.

Get him!

What the f*** was that?!

Anybody else want

to play hero?

Knock, knock, knock, Mr. Manager.

What are you doing in here?

Give me your f***ing phone!

Everyone is out there.

What are you doing in here?

Get the f*** out here! Come on!

Come on!

What do I want?

What do you think I want?

Money.

Come on, quick.

Money, money.

Money?

You're a smart one, genius.

Get in the back!

It's in the safe.

Where? In the safe? Go!

I don't have the key.

I don't have the key.

You don't have the f***ing key?

Where is the f***ing key?

In my office.

Go get it.

Don't f*** around!

You, you work here or do you

just dress like an idiot?

Empty the registers, f*** face.

Empty the registers.

You look like a f***ing idiot

when you're scared,

you know that?

I have the key.

I've got the key!

Come here!

Come here!

Hurry up!

Open the safe. Open the safe.

Hurry up. What are you,

retarded?

Give me-- give me the bag.

Give me the bag.

Keep it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Bro, calm down.

Calm down, all right?

Everything is going to be okay.

I'm not going to kill you.

I don't know why I'm not.

Is this your first time?

Is this your

first time?

What the f*** is wrong with you?

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Punch in the code!

I got it! I got it!

There you go.

There it is.

Fill it up.

Yes, sir.

You see? You see?

It's money.

It's about as

worthless as you are.

Hurry up.

I'm hurrying.

Hurry up.

Please, just don't shoot.

That's it. That's all of it.

Give me the f***ing bag.

Stay there.

Thank you.

Pinhead.

Your f***ing money

doesn't mean anything,

because all you use it for

is stupid and senseless sh*t!

What is he doing out there?

Say goodbye!

Lock the door!

Have a nice day!

Just stay inside.

Once again, please stay indoors.

Do not go outside

until local authorities

have told you that

it's safe to.

Sheriff Malvoy.

The blaze is keeping all

available fire trucks

and fire-fighters

extremely busy

with no news on any survivors

in the collapsed building.

...individual went amok in the

downtown shopping district,

seemingly killing random people

without motive or reason.

I don't know how this

could happen here,

or anywhere, for that matter.

Centerville? Centerville,

this is Sheriff Malvoy.

Come back.

Centerville,

this is Sheriff Malvoy.

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