Rancho Deluxe Page #2
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- Year:
- 1975
- 93 min
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my humble pie albums-
How much difference in age
is there between you? Two years.
But she's just about
exactly half as hip as my grandma is...
down at senior citizens'
crankin' out doilies.
IBetty-
IMe-
Jesus-
IYes-
God.
ILike that, yes!
Jesus.
Yeah!
That is Dyno supreme.
I am loaded.
Stoney weed, I tell you!
The most...
possible primo.
Wha-
Wait, yeah.
Yeah!
Baby!
Baby!
Come on.
Baby!
Baby!
Baby!
Jack.
You-
Oh, you miserable
son of a b*tch!
Is nothing
sacred to you? Woo!
Hey!
Why have I asked you
to save these?
I have asked you
to save these...
because they will
help show us...
are all the work of the same man.
But a lot of people
have 270s, Ms. Brown.
Curt,
you're a slow boat to china.
Now, Burt, will you tell
curt what I told you?
Curt.
Yes, Burt?
The firing pin
of a rifle is just like a fingerprint.
And we're gonna send
those cases down to the ballistics lab.
All right.
Anybody feel like dancin'?
How 'bout you, slow boat?
Music's a little
hard to dance to.
Come on, goddamn it.
I want some gothic
II want some
desire under the elms.
I wanna see some
smoldering glances down at the old corral.
I- I-I don't know,
Ms. Brown.
Gee, Mrs. Brown-
Well, piss off, then.
Jesus Christ.
Tweedle-Ee-Dee
and tweedle-Ee-Dumb.
What do I want with beef?
I have nothing
to trade you, anyway.
How 'bout
your dirt bike? My Elsinore?
Are you nuts?
That's worth more than your steer.
What kind of condition
was this animal in?
Real choice.
You got a nice rifle?
I got a sharps
buffalo rifle.
A real plains rifle
made by w. C. Floond.
What caliber?
.50 sharps.
I'd trade
my right rear quarter.
How many ribs
on a quarter?
IThis sharps
is something.
I'm so glad you asked.
It's a three-Rib quarter, and it'll
run to half the weight of that side.
Throw in
the kidneys and liver and you've got a deal.
I mean, if you're
lookin' to deal.
I'll take the sharps.
Jack and me
are about the last of the plainsmen.
IToday's enterprise
announced that old john brown...
bought the lazy-T.
Probably doesn't matter
which fork we took,
one of his cows.
I'm glad
we got it in storage.
I didn't like the feeling
when that chain saw flooded.
Yeah, I don't know
if john brown's so bad, either.
He keeps some of these
sh*t-Assed tourists from puttin'...
on a quarter acre of pasture.
IYou ever see Cheyenne autumn?
IYes.
IWell, in another 20 years
they're gonna make aluminum autumn.
You bored, john?
Yeah.
What do you wanna do?
I don't know.
Wanna go look
for signs of the rustlers?
They probably
haven't even been around.
IDarlin',
that's not my fault.
And it's not my fault that there are
no more ranches to buy around here.
Why don't you run into Livingston
and get yourself a hat?
- I don't feel like it.
- I've got it, john.
I've got it.
Why don't you call
a press conference on this rustling?
You know, that's not
a bad idea, Cora.
That's really not.
I could
declare war on rustling.
Can you beat that? John brown has
declared war on rustlers in park county.
That's us.
Before you whites came here,
we had a...
simple existence
Iunder this big sky.
- Horseshit.
- We had that too.
Cec, your relatives were
primarily honky tie hackers from Iowa...
and bucktoothed
squaw hoppers from the east.
It sure was something
with them ladies last night.
IWhat's the matter?
We've got to jack up
this here ante on john brown.
Let's burn his barn.
No, really.
I mean it.
Let's burn and pillage.
You f***ing Indian.
You interested in this
livestock exposition?
You mean, now that we're
in the cattle business?
Let's skip these
runners-Up and also-Rans.
Let's go
for the biggest and the best.
What's that?
Let's see what won the top seed bull.
I want to see the winning chicken.
We're gonna
skip the chicken.
I'm into blue-Ribbon cabbages.
I want to see one.
Let's keep our eye
on the ball, Cecil.
This fine bull,
Baseheart
of Bozeman canyon,
Has compiled more than
twice the number of points...
needed here tonight...
to win this blue ribbon.
He has tremendous
thickness and length,
And at show time,
checked in a 2,600 pounds.
His mother,
at 14 years of age,
Is still running
in the high country with her grandchildren.
This bull has it all:
Size,
IBone,
ITrimness,
IColor-
It just brings
tears to my eyes.
John brown,
I wonder if you could
say a word or two...
to Baseheart
of Bozeman canyon's admirers.
Thank you, bob.
Honey, come on up here.
My wife and I
thank you all.
I, I would like to say to
my fellow breeders,
That in 20 years
of breeding, from this stock,
You can count
the steers on one hand.
Our bull calves have,
on the whole,
Grown up to be bulls.
All right!
Yowza!
Okay.
Ain't he something.
Seriously,
We have the top matrons
and the top sires.
We raise
very correct cattle...
at the b-Bar lazy-T.
And if we ever
get around to the same with our citizens,
Maybe these
chain saw rustlers...
will give us a chance
to show you...
some of Baseheart
of Bozeman canyon's grandsons!
ICongratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
Burt, you load that bull.
Yes sir, john.
Excuse me, sir.
This might seem
a little obvious to you, but do you, uh,
Maintain this quality level
with all your seed bulls?
IDamn sure do.
All pure pedigrees?
- You bet.
- Performance tested before you sell them?
- Yes.
- Semen tested? - Yes.
ICertificates of soundness
from a reputable vet?
Absolutely.
What's that
baby there worth?
About 50,000 big ones.
Do you like your work?
I feel it's
a growing industry, and Im growing with it.
Old Baseheart couldn't care less
who's driving.
I sure would like to go from
one piece of ass to another...
in a custom truck and get nothing but
money and blue ribbons for the job.
That'd be
checkin' out in style.
Why should we
have to hide from a helicopter?
IPrivate land, betty. It's landing.
IBird that owns it
would run us in so quick-
I'll be darned.
Jack, let's just
go down there and see what they were up to.
Ladies, why don't you go look for
a swimming hole with some warm rocks.
Cecil and I are just
curious as all get out to see...
do with their machinery.
Shall we count it?
I don't think
that would be too interesting.
No, neither do I.
Do you like being prosperous?
Hey, it's not interesting.
Maybe we could have a party.
Maybe a party would be interesting.
Old Baseheart is gonna have to f*** his
ass off to make up for this one.
I was tempted to try
to trap our boy,
But I didn't want
to take a chance on losing Baseheart.
I mean, that goddamn animal is
my signature on American west.
Honey, Im with you.
Now, let's just hope.
We're staring at a bad loss
more than a financial way.
Now, so the note said what?
We go to room 203, we'll get another clue?
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