Rancho Deluxe Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1975
- 93 min
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on butte television. What'd you do?
Appliance repair.
One of us will have to
come up in the morning,
Wipe out the semi tracks.
After that, it's just sit back
and wait for payday.
Well-
Tell you the truth,
I got mine just about spent.
On what?
I'm gonna take me a winter vacation.
Gonna hire me a villa
down in Puerto Vallarta,
Where Elizabeth Taylor
and them go.
How's about you?
Aw, you'd just laugh.
I probably will, but...
why don't you
tell me anyway?
I wanna ask Laura
to marry me.
I was afraid
that was it.
Yeah, well, she'd be
just as surprised as you are, I guess.
We ain't got
that far along yet.
But I know that's
what I wanna do.
Did you get
in her pants yet?
Don't start in, Burt.
Did you get any tit?
Get any titty off her?
Curt!
Kiss me again, curt.
You know, honey,
I'm beginning to see the light.
Would this be the light
at the end of the tunnel?
No, this would be
light in general.
I am beginning to see...
what that little twerp
was trying to hide.
What little twerp?
II am not sure this would
interest you, Mr. Beige.
It has to do with solving a little
problem we have around here.
- That would be rustling, Mr. Beige.
Well, Ill be dogged.
Listen at him now.
IYes, you listen
to me, all right. All of you.
We are the victims of crime,
And it just seems
to bore you.
IIt even bores you,
Mr. Beige. It don't exactly bore me.
Don't you understand?
I have got a hot lead.
Well, run her down then, son.
Don't let me take the fun out of it for you.
ITake the fun
out of it for me?
You aren't gonna take
the fun out of it for me,
You 2,000-Year-Old
rangeland cornball, and Ill tell you why.
Because you're gonna get
your shrunken ass...
the hell out of here
in 24 hours!
Well, 24 hours will be
just about fine with me.
Uncle henry!
John, I think this has been
in despicable taste.
I'm being bled to death
by cattle thieves,
I'm trying to keep from drowning,
and you want to review my taste?
You have got to promise me
that you're joking!
Laura?
It's okay.
It'll be
all right.
It's just that uncle henry has
always been such a nice person,
So good to everybody,
And it just broke
my heart to see him so old and helpless.
I know, darling, I know.
Don't call me darling.
Why?
Because!
I can't have anything to do with
this place after uncle henry's failure.
Oh, Laura-
I just can't!
Laura, please.
There's no chance for uncle henry now.
Another day
we'll be gone.
That great old man,
the great stock detective...
will have to look defeat
in the face.
But I still don't
see why I can't call you darling.
IOh, you can't see that?
No, I can't. I really can't.
It's because I love you.
And since uncle henry's failed,
I have to stick by his side...
and-And take him home.
If I let you call me
them endearments,
It'd just be admitting
everything I gotta leave.
And that would be hard.
Too hard.
It's okay.
It'll be okay.
It's okay.
I'll explain it to you.
Do you call this
real life, Cecil? It is to me, jack.
I'd like to not
give it up.
I just noticed how
wide awake I am. Now why is that?
Fear, Id say, jack.
How many pairs of clean socks you bringing?
I am not a monster.
I am a property owner.
John!
John, it's me, Cora!
What's that mean, Cora?
You sounded like
you were addressing the multitudes.
Well, it just seems
plain to me,
But Ive got the goods
on the rustler.
Is there only one?
I've got the goods,
that's all. Will you hand me a towel, honey?
I don't see why I should wait-
Just because it'd be polite-
For that dipshit
henry beige...
to solve this thing
That sagebrush nincompoop.
All right, john,
what are you gonna do then?
I am going to settle
this mess... today!
Let's go.
All right, now,
let's go.
Let's go.
Go on.
Let's go, cattle.
Go on.
Wilbur Fargo.
You know that,
brown.
You are under arrest.
Officer crane has the papers.
What's the charge?
You are charged with willfully destroying your
own automobile to collect the insurance...
and with operating
a rustling ring.
I thought you'd be smart enough
to use a different rifle for different jobs.
Now wait just a damn minute.
I've got some talking to do.
I'm glad you can deal
with this mother.
Fifteen gears?
Which you can split.
So that makes 30,
Plus Mexican overdrive.
You remember
to fuel it?
I thought it was full
when we rented it.
Check the gas gauge.
I didn't know
you were nervous.
Full to the top!
All right.
Ladies,
that handsome peach pie has caught my eye.
Let me serve you
a piece then.
Would you care for
a cold cola?
No, thanks.
Pie will be just fine.
Care for a chokecherry
tart, Mr. Beige?
Of course I do, but...
it's time this old reprobate
was going to work.
Hold still.
Now y'all take care
of yourself!
Thanks for the pie,
ladies!
What's Mexican overdrive?
Neutral.
Oh, gee.
Come out, boys!
Join the party!
Yes, sir.
Shut her down.
You're gonna stay a while.
Come on around
here, feller.
Okay, down the line.
Down the line.
Put the cuffs
on 'em, boys.
Ladies, Ill have
another piece of that pie!
Cora, Ive got it!
I've got it.
I know who it is.
I got it!
John brown, you come on inside
and let me buy you a drink.
Goddamn it!
I really thought she loved me.
Brown, here's my bill.
You can pay it, or you can use it
to wipe the pabulum off your chin.
- I'll pay it. - Don't make me no
never mind. I'm in it for the sport.
I'm gonna give you
a rule of thumb.
You foller it, and you might be able to
hang on to this ranch of yours.
All large-Scale crime
is an inside job.
Running up and down the road
a- Taking fingerprints...
to the crime labs...
just don't get it done.
You're dealing with people,
you gotta be human.
Come on, henry.
Let's get the hell out of this pop stand.
and spend my cut.
You try to
remember it today.
Two-Year-Old steers
in the north pasture.
Cows, calves
and bred heifers in the south.
Got it.
And Ill make
the lunch while you practice walking...
that coin
between your fingers.
You can wash
the dishes while I practice card tricks.
Whatever you say, Cec.
We can find a way.
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