Ready to Rumble Page #2

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seminar tomorrow.

I've given that a lot of thought...

See you at 11.

Kid, move your fat head!

I can't see!

Sorry, Uncle Billy said

they were good seats.

Uncle Billy sucks!

He lost his right nut in Nam.

Kick him in his left nut

when you see him. These seats bite!

Hey, if you only have one left...

...is it still your left nut?

Let's get closer.

King's coming up.

Nitro girls, dead ahead.

There's Chae. She's the best.

Do not concur.

Sasha is the best of the best.

How you doing, Booker?

How you doing, boys?

Look, King's late again.

I don't know what to do.

I'm so sick of this sh*t.

- What's the finish?

- The finish is gonna be...

He'll pile-drive you, crown you,

and he's gonna get the win.

Works for me.

I'll tell the King.

Nice to see you, Billy.

Dallas, I want to talk to you.

Forget what I just told you.

Remember I told you

I'd take care of you?

Tonight's your night.

- Tonight?

- Tonight.

Works for me, bro.

Ladies and gentlemen...

...here we go with tonight's main

event for the WCWheavyweight crown.

Page vs. King! Page vs. King!

- Hell, yeah!

- Page vs. King!

Diamond Dallas Page!

It's time, folks.

It's finally here.

King vs. Diamond Dallas Page.

Come on, Diamond Dallas.

Take it like the punk b*tch you are!

The King of Rock

is holding court tonight.

Here's the reigning WCW Heavyweight...

...Champion of the World:

Please welcome Jimmy King!

Behold the King!

Yeah, baby!

All night long.

Here comes Jimmy.

Look at that. With all the majesty

and flair befitting a true king.

Hello, Cheyenne, Wyoming.

We're gonna rule some ass tonight!

I want to welcome you

to the royal ass-kicking...

...of Diamond Dallas Page!

You wanna see me make

Diamond Dallas Page...

...one of my ladies

in waiting tonight?

You wanna see me take

Diamond Dallas Page...

...down into my dungeon...

...and make him my medieval

puppy-dog b*tch tonight?

Yeah! That's what I thought!

- I'm the...

- Sing it, man!

I'm King of Rock

There is none higher

Sucker emcees just call me sire

To rule my kingdom

You must use fire

I won't stop rocking till I retire

I love that sh*t!

Look and listen

to this capacity crowd...

...and the reaction we would

expect for Titus Sinclair...

...who's in the ring.

Glad you made it.

- Boo!

- You suck, Sinclair!

For chrissake, Titus,

you're hogging my spotlight.

Your spotlight?

I invented you, you idiot.

This is mine.

You seem to have forgotten that.

Count your money, midget.

You know, Jimmy...

...you're still the same dumb trailer

hitch I discovered 14 years ago.

I just want to have

this final moment together.

The bell sounds

and the battle is underway.

What, Elvis? Won't be on time

with the rest of us?

Traffic, baby, traffic.

Come on, come on!

You're not too good today, King.

- What you got?

- Hammerlock, baby.

Good God!

The King's showing

what's made him the champion.

Ready?

Good sound effects.

Double neck-breaker.

Both men are down!

What a vicious move that is!

King goes for the cover.

He's trying for an early win.

He didn't get it.

- Three!

- You do your job, I'll do mine.

Okay, Pagey. Hip toss, baby.

Oh, did you see that elbow?

Down goes Jimmy King!

What the hell was that?

Jimmy's in trouble!

This is as vicious as we've

ever seen Diamond Dallas Page!

- What are you doing?

- Get out of my face!

Why?

Boss's orders, fat boy.

- Kick his leathery ass!

- Destroy him!

And Jimmy King is not done yet!

A pair of shots from King

has DDP on the defensive.

See you!

He broke the table!

Oh, my goodness!

King down on the floor,

trying to get up to a knee.

Come on, fat boy.

Let me help you back in. Come on.

Out of nowhere, Jimmy King with a

foreign object to the head of DDP!

King mounting the corner.

I think he's gonna

go up for the crown.

- Crown him, King!

- Prepare to be varnished!

Here's a move we've seen before.

Very familiar. Diamond Dallas...

...motioning to the crowd that

it's time for the diamond cutter.

King caught him!

That will stop anything, including

the diamond cutter, I'll tell you.

Both men down!

Wait a minute!

Here come Page's goons,

led by Sid Vicious!

They're the biggest, meanest men

in our sport, coming to help Dallas.

Watch out, King!

Power bomb by Sid Vicious on King!

The double diamond cutter!

No! No!

Toss him out!

Here they come! Finally, the King's

men have come to bail him out!

- That's right!

- Oh, yeah!

The wrestlers are surrounding King.

I don't know what's going on here.

Wait a minute.

They're all attacking Jimmy King!

They turned on him!

Sinclair must have got to them.

What's wrong with you?

DDP motioning to his goons

to head up to the top rope.

King!

This is what you get when you

suck your money down the toilet!

- You jinxed him!

- No, God, no!

- Get off of me!

- This isn't even a pay-per-view!

Four men.

There's four wrestlers

on the four corner posts.

- A four-post massacre!

- No one can survive this!

No!

It's a four-post massacre.

They all come up at the same time!

Incredible!

Come on, get up! Count him out!

Count him out!

Count it, ref.

One! Two! Three!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Your winner and new WCW...

...Heavyweight Champion

of the World:

Diamond Dallas Page!

Ladies and gentlemen.

You have witnessed the demise...

...of Jimmy King.

He will never, ever...

...fight for the WCW again.

Long live the new king

and reigning champion...

...Diamond Dallas Page!

Feel that, Jimmy?

That's your spotlight fading.

- Why?

- Why?

Why not?

You're through. I'm done with you.

Rest in peace.

Damn allergies.

Yeah, me too.

Damn stupid allergies.

Unfair, bogus allergies!

Unfair, cheating, blind ref!

Bogus Sinclair allergies!

Damn Diamond Dallas Page!

Right, Sean, let it out, man.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Our Father, who art in Heaven,

hallowed be Thy...

Thy kingdom come,

Thy will be done...

Oh, my God.

We made it!

We're alive!

Would that be raw sewage I'm smelling?

Yeah. I kind of

always liked the smell.

Yeah, me too.

Kind of smells like French toast.

What? French toast dipped in sh*t.

Damn it, Jim.

We're firemen, not janitors.

We sure as hell

aren't gonna clean this up.

Sh*t!

What're the odds of that?

That truck and that business were

all my dad left me when he died.

That's all I've got

to remember him by.

I'll remember my dad by the epic

beating I get for coming home late.

We got no jobs, Gordie.

State police, here I come.

I can't believe how much we suck!

Everything's changed overnight.

Yeah, but if Jimmy King

can win the title back...

- Gordie.

- What?

You heard what Sinclair said, right?

He kicked Jimmy King out of the WCW.

A lifetime ban. No rematch.

It's over, Gordie.

Jimmy King's dead, okay?

- Sean?

- What?

You think things

happen for a reason?

What could possibly

be the reason for this?

All right. Don't you think

it's a little strange...

...that we were in Cheyenne

the same day Jimmy King...

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