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or else you'll go over budget.

You tell him that it is very tricky

to film children.

Reality's only 7,

it's the first time

she's been in a movie.

I have to adapt

to her rhythm s.

He's asking

why the camera's still rolling

for such a crappy shot?

I was simply waiting

for her to fall asleep.

I think she was struggling

to fall asleep

because of the lights

and the presence of the crew,

and it's not a crappy shot

it's a crucial moment.

She gently falls asleep

and her nightmare begins.

There you go.

She falls asleep.

For real.

"Waves." "Waves."

What's! He say?

- He said, less film.

- Oh.

Tell him to go f*** himself.

I'll film as much as I want.

Okay.

You asked for me, sir?

For the rug?

It's too late, buddy.

I've already cleaned it myself.

Please, shut the door,

I have an appointment.

Okay. Wow!

Okay.

Oui, Bob Marshall.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes?

Are you the old person

that lives in this house?

Yes.

Why should I give a sh*t?

- And then what?

- That's it.

That's when I woke up

and then I took out my notebook

and I wrote it all down

and to be honest with you,

I don't know what to think about it.

What bothers you

about this dream?

The military Jeep?

The bouquet of owers?

Or is it that you're dressed

as a woman, tell me.

None of that.

It's just the presence

of an old man in my dreams.

I'm not used to dreaming

about old people.

I mean, I never do that.

What does it mean?

It's really worrying me.

I don't think

it means anything.

For me to be honest,

what worries me, Henri,

is the length of your dream.

Really? The length?

Let's say

it's not really finished.

It's a very short dream.

You've got me used

to more depth.

Well, yeah, I just woke up.

It's not my fault.

Why do you think you woke up?

In your opinion.

Try to stay focused, Henri.

Answer my question.

Why did you wake up?

I just woke up.

There's no reason.

Are you at least sure

you had this dream?

Think about what I just said.

I'll be back in a second.

Okay.

Henri, we still

have 10 minutes.

I'm good.

I think we had enough for today.

I think,

I bored you enough as it is.

What are you talking about?

Sit down, will you?

We have to finish the session.

No. I'd rather go.

And I'll come back to you when I have a

more finished dream for you next time.

I can tell you're not interested

in me at all today.

Ah.

Well, okay.

You can get dressed again.

I've seen what I wanted to see.

Ah, what is it?

That's exactly what I thought.

It is indeed an eczema attack,

but on the inside.

- On the inside?

- Yes.

On the inside...

of your head.

- What does that mean?

- Well,

it means a lot

of unpleasant things

that I'm just gonna

keep to myself.

If you wanted a doctor's note,

you came to the wrong place.

You can not play me

for an idiot.

Oh, uh... What?

Get out of my office now.

All right?

- You've wasted enough of my time.

- You are horrible.

Yes, I know.

Thank you for reminding me.

Now get out, don't come back.

You should be ashamed.

Yeah, exactly I am ashamed.

I can't go to the pool anymore.

People keep looking at me

like I am gonna contaminate the water.

Of course I'm ashamed.

Look at me.

I'm sick and you know it.

You've gotta help me.

I can't keep

scratching myself forever,

I'm gonna go crazy.

Just stop acting right now,

because you're not believable

for a second.

You don't have anything

and you know that very well.

So get the hell out of here,

or I am gonna file a complaint.

Goodbye.

Eh.

Jacques, now that our audience

knows you a little bit better

why don't you tell them

about the dessert

that you have chosen.

We are all very impatient and...

- and very much listening.

- Uh, yes.

I have chosen

the Strawberry Charlotte.

The Strawberry Charlotte,

in a few words,

tell us about

the Strawberry Charlotte.

Uh, yes. Well, um...

it's a very simple cake

and easy to make.

Can you hurry, sugar pie?

We're leaving in five minutes.

- Okay. All right.

- ...are cheap and, uh,

and they're not

too gross to touch...

Come on, Reality, move it.

We're late.

Oh! F***!

God dammit!

Oh, f***!

Do we have a First-Aid kit?

Okay. F***!

- It hurts like hell.

- What the f*** were you thinking?

Argh, I really hurt myself.

Just wait, all right?

Don't move just a second.

Hello?

Um. I just spoke to Denis

on the phone.

- Yeah, what's up with him?

- He's not getting better.

He can't come in today.

And he didn't sound good at all.

He was crying.

What a f***ing pain in the ass.

Apparently, he's itching

twice as much today.

Good morning,

this is your captain speaking.

The leper

is not coming in today.

Let's pack it up, people.

This day's over.

Sh*t.

Hey, hi.

What?

Yeah, we don't know each other.

I'm the camera three operator.

Yeah? Yeah.

No... no... I was just wondering.

Do you think you could do

the same scream that you did earlier?

You know

when you hurt yourself.

Aah! Could you do the same...

Scream,

exact the same scream again?

No, I don't think so.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Too bad.

You know, I really hurt myself.

Are you stupid or somethin'?

I was just asking.

I thought your screaming was great.

Whatever.

Moron.

I'm sorry.

So, before we look in detail

at its digestive system,

there's something really important

we need to understand.

Now, the hog

is an omnivorous animal.

Does anybody know

what omnivorous means?

Uh, I do. Uh, I know, ma'am.

Okay, Serge, tell us.

Omnivore, that means

he'll eat everything.

Good. Okay everything.

But what does everything mean?

Can you give us some examples?

Uh, well, he can eat

salad for example?

Okay good, salad.

Uh, what else?

- Rotten fruit.

- Good. Rotten fruit.

- Uh, and?

- Mushrooms.

Good. Mushroom s.

Now, some of those

are what are known as plants.

But what else does it eat?

Oh, oh, um...

He also eats

other animals, too.

Exactly. Animals.

Okay, so this is really

important to rem ember.

Everybody take your pens.

- Good, and I want you to write-

- Teacher.

Yes, Reality.

A hog can also swallow a videotape

without damaging it.

But it's true.

Whoo-hoo!

What are you doing here?

Nothing.

You know you are not allowed

in any classroom

during recess, right?

You broke the rules.

I'm very upset.

Sorry, Mr. Superintendent.

I promise that

I won't do it again.

What was on that tape

you wanted to watch?

It's a videotape I found.

It could be that there

is nothing on it.

I just wanted to check.

Let me see it.

No. You'll take it away.

I just wanna see

what's written on it.

Give me the tape.

There's nothing written on it.

Well, I still wanna see it.

No!

You'll keep it.

And then I'll never

get to see what's on it.

Reality, give me the tape

or I'm gonna call your parents.

If you call my parents...

then I'll tell everyone

you dress up like a woman.

Wh a... Wh 3..

Me?

Are you kidding?

I saw you.

Driving a military jeep.

Dressed like a woman.

No, you didn't.

Okay.

Hello.

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