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There you go. Enjoy the movie.

What kind of movie is it?

Is it funny or more romantic?

I'm not allowed to answer

that kind of question, ma'am.

- You'll see.

- Uh-huh.

Can you move along, please.

You're holding up the line.

Okay.

- Okay.

- Hmm.

Hey.

"Waves." "Waves."

Excuse me.

Uh, when does this movie come out?

Waves?

It's already out, sir.

It's playing now.

Can you move aside please,

you're blocking

the other customers.

Uh, we're gonna

change the tickets

because we're going

to watch it instead.

Is that possible?

I'm sorry, it started

45 minutes ago.

Yes. It's all right. It's good.

Doesn't matter.

Can we change the tickets?

As you wish.

Please move along.

Thank you.

Next.

Shh!

I'm sorry.

Listen to me, you can't watch this.

Uh, this film doesn't exist yet.

I am the director,

It's my film.

I just finished the script

and you can't watch it now.

Move!

This film doesn't

really exist yet!

We haven't shot it yet.

So, you can go

and see another movie.

Thank you.

- Go.

- The groans are bad.

They're gonna to be better

when I will work on it.

So, thank you, can we stop the-

Get out!

- The screening?

- Move it.

- Go!

- Please.

The groans are... are bad.

You don't understand.

Get the f*** out of the way!

I have to work on it.

This movie doesn't

really exists.

Move it.

I'm tryin' to watch

the f***ing movie.

Oui, Bob Marshall.

Hello, Bob?

Hello? Hello, Bob?

Ah, yes.

Ha! Okay.

Excuse me. Hi.

Hello.

I need to borrow your rie,

just for a minute.

I'm doing research for sounds,

I'm making movies.

You can take this one.

It's an old thing,

I don't use it much.

Be careful though. It's loaded.

Okay.

Hey!

You're going to be

late for work.

Who was that guy, daddy?

- Where?

- Well, there. Outside.

You were talking to somebody.

I wasn't talking to anybody.

Go back to sleep, sugar pie.

But I wasn't sleeping.

What is that?

That must be my alarm clock.

Well, turn it off!

It's unbearable!

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

Where are going with that?

I'm going to watch the tape.

Not now.

That isn't the plan.

For now, you're sleeping.

But I'm sick of sleeping!

I want to know

what's on the tape!

Shh, shh, shh.

You're going to wake your parents up.

Now come on, go back to bed.

I'm the one

who makes the decisions, right?

I am so sick of this movie.

This sucks! What a pain.

I set my alarm on purpose.

Why can't I watch the tape?

Just be a little patient.

Trust me.

Come on, go back to sleep.

Nobody's gonna want to watch

this scene where I'm sleeping.

Nobody cares.

It's for the suspense.

Close your eyes. Sleep.

There you go. I'm sleeping.

Great movie.

Jacques,

you are my guest today.

Yes.

You are a school teacher.

You like nature.

You are an avid viewer

of talk shows

and you collect Russian watches

from the '70s.

Yes. Exactly.

You are 54 years old.

Yes, that's the truth.

You are a widower.

Yes.

Do you believe in God?

Hmm? Yes.

- Yes.

- Mm-hmm.

So, what should we begin with?

In... In your opinion?

Maybe we could wash

the strawberries.

Personally, that's

my favorite part.

Well, um, okay. Let's start.

Do you have

any special technique?

Yes.

I put the strawberries

in a damp cloth

and then I rub them

ever so gently.

Jason, wake up!

Hey! Wake up, man.

We've got work to do!

- Jason!

- What's going on with him?

I don't know, he just fell.

Hey everyone, I'm here!

I'm ready to shoot this,

so let's...

Wake up!

Hey, man, it's not nap time.

- We got work to do.

- Jason?

" Wake up!"

- Sorry.

- Up.

Hey! Hey, come on, wake up.

Hello.

Hey!

Woo-hoo.

Sir! Hey come on, wake up!

Sir? Sir?

- Come on, wake up.

- Woohoo.

Hey.

Sir? Sir?

Come on, wake up.

What's-What's happening?

I'm... I'm confused.

It is indeed an eczema attack,

but on the inside.

On the inside of your head.

Hey, come on, wake up. Sir?

Come on. Wake up.

Ha!

What's the matter, dude?

Are you okay?

Hey, come on, wake up.

Sir?

Oh. Okay.

We need to talk.

Uh, I think we're the same person.

What?

I've been having some weird

dreams where I'm you.

I... I don't know, I know it

doesn't make any sense but...

I think we are the same person.

I don't know why.

Mr. Marshall says

it is very poorly filmed.

And he wants to know why you

chose this angle.

Because it's beautiful.

Bob wants to know

what's on the tape.

He has to be patient.

Bob is wondering if you

know what's on the tape.

I know perfectly well

what's on the tape,

but I'm not going to tell him

before he finds out himself.

It'd ruin the surprise.

He has to be patient.

Hello?

Bob says you are a genius.

You like it?

I don't know how to tell you,

I'm abbergasted.

It's not finished.

No, but right now

I'm speechless.

My brain is in my socks

as they say.

Hello, Bob?

There you go.

That's all for today.

Yeah, thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, Zog!

- What's! He say?

- He said you're a f***ing genius.

Yeah.

Yes!

So, do you have

a special technique?

Yes, I put the strawberries

in a damp cloth

and then I rub them

ever so gently.

That way, you don't

damage the skin.

You could show us.

It would be easier.

Gladly.

What's happened? I'm confused.

It is indeed an eczema attack,

but on the inside.

On the inside of your head.

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