Recep Ivedik
- Year:
- 2008
- 90 min
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Recep vedik.
Tell me, why do you avoid
the alcohol test?
Plus, you got out of the car
and harrassed the officers.
Sir, I'm a young man.
That night when I saw...
...something white approaching
at waist level...
...and someone commanded
"Blow it. "...
Allright. Cut it out, you loofe.
Take your things and get lost.
Don't you ever show your
face again. Move it.
Yes, sir.
- Hi. Are you the safe
custody guy? - Yes.
I'll take these and leave.
Mobile phone. Belt.
Window crank.
- What's this?
- These are marbles.
They have emotional value
for me.
- Uncle, please buy one.
- Whoa! Why do you scare...
- Why do you frighten me?
- Please, buy one.
Got no money.
Get lost.
- Please, buy one.
- Boy...
Hey! Dude!
Hey!
Hold it there.
Give it to me.
- I found it.
- How's that?
What are you gonna do with it?
You don't pay any rent and tax.
What are you going to do?
Piss off!
F*** off!
Dear viewers,
I wish you all a nice day...
...from the beaches
of Antalya.
The beaches are full with
beautiful Russians.
Salih! Put two beers
in the basket.
I'll take them
on the way back up.
I'll take them here.
Get inside, you drunkard.
Listen to me, woman.
Don't talk sh*t.
You know what happened last time
when I pulled the rope.
Don't piss me off.
It's just two beers.
What are neighbors for?
- Scum!
- You fart!
Redneck! Orangutan!
Antalya is swarming with Russians.
Well well well.
If they are human...
...then I swear I'm an animal.
We're with Mr Muhsin, the owner
of Antalya Joy Nashira Hotels.
Being the highest tax payer
this year, what's your secret?
like an award.
I owe this success to being fair,
honest and righteous.
There are very important
moral values for me.
Being fair, loyal and most
important, being honest.
When you're honest, all doors
open up in front of you.
Well put! Bravo!
I swear, you and I
are birds of same feather.
I'll bring you this myself.
I'll do anything for you.
Bravo! Salih, fix me
some food for the road.
Hi. I thought you have some
car problems and I stopped.
- Am I right?
- Yes. We were driving.
Suddenly the engine stopped.
We don't know anything
about engines.
Could you take a look at it?
I have to ask some questions
to find the problem.
Where did it break down exactly?
How fast does it accelerate
from 0 to 100 kmls?
Are the rims aluminum
or steel?
Seats fabric,
or fabric and leather?
Does the car have
ABS, ESR EBS?
I should know to apply
an appropriate therapy.
Can you tell me all the
standard features?
What has that
got to do with anything?
Shaddup!
Shaddup!
If you're that knowledgeable,
why didn't you fix it...
...instead of fluttering here
like a dove?
Beat it! Buzz off!
Start the engine.
Get in and start the engine.
Step back! Step back!
I don't trust you at all.
You're sneaky.
You're sneaky.
Start the engine.
I am!
Come on, start.
Could the battery be dead?
Get back in and don't
piss me off, you brat.
It's the battery.
Don't panic. I have a battery.
I'll give you that one.
Start the engine now.
Don't keep the car in gear!
Why are you driving me nuts?
Back off!
Never keep the car in gear!
You don't ever know the value!
Allright, anyone can make mistakes.
I'm Ok.
It worked.
Oh, my sweety.
That electric look in your eyes
will get your head crushed.
Buzz off.
Of you go.
Have a nice trip, sweeties.
Farewell.
Clear!
God, damn it.
Tozkoparan Road Service.
How can I be of help.
- Hello, road service.
Yes, sir.
I gave my battery to
two ladies to help them out.
They left. And what luck,
now my car won't run.
If you have given your battery
the car won't run.
What do you mean
it won't run without battery?
Does this car not run on gas?
Is this an electric car?
- What a shitty car is this?
Sir, please listen.
Listen. Are you recording this
for customer satisfaction?
Then damn all the technical staff
who listen to this.
I'll knock your head in.
Chill out. What's up?
Hi. My car broke down.
Where are you guys heading for?
- We're off to Isparta.
- And I'm off to Antalya, dude.
- Let's off together.
- Hello, guys.
Yo twin jerks.
I'll rip your tongue out.
Laugh at your own asses.
Why do you laugh like a horse?
Why do you laugh?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Don't you have parents?
What's this filth?
It stinks like a stable,
it stinks like between the legs.
Did you eat sheep, nibble
on goats? What's this filth?
I'm traveling to Antalya
with four bacons.
This is absurd, outrageous!
Your asses are all
covered with moss!
Open a window!
It stinks like between the legs here!
Why on earth did I join you?
Why... Can I ask
why you're staring at me?
Why do you stare?
What's up?
Why do you stare?
Why do you stare?
Folks... I also like that guy...
...who walks on Taksim Square.
Drinks two beers and...
...walks around like me.
Teoman.
His lifestyle is just like mine.
mom... in the market.
You wouldn't sink
in the sea, you know.
- Why, am I the Titanic?
- No, you look like a cork.
Do you dig my sense of humor?
For example, that light there...
There's that pervert.
Looks around like that.
The skinny one, with bulging eyes
white ass...
and he goes like that...
Got it?
Was like a movie.
I didn't understand the animals.
First I dug into myself.
I tried to understand myself
but in vain.
That dude is a mile high.
Guys, I'm starting to feel hunger
and my gustral juices flow up.
- Do you have the same?
- Nope.
Got any chocolate?
Look around a little,
maybe you have some.
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Let's stop somewhere
so that I can get some chocolate.
They are hilarious.
I've never seen such a bunch
ofjerks.
- Hello, brothers.
- Welcome.
You got any chocolate?
No. We got beans.
Wanna eat?
I could eat even you,
Super Mario.
Get some beans.
What is that?
Not so fast, mate.
Are you a member of the
Karaambar Truckers community?
Karaambar?
I'm not. So what?
- Then you can't eat those beans.
- Why is that?
Only our members can take
benefit of our facilities.
I'm not taking benefit of anything.
I just want beans.
Serving beans is the most important
privilege for our members.
Jeez, I've never seen
a place like this.
I want to be a member too.
Prepare the backside. I'm going
to make a new member entry.
Watch out or a new member
may enter you.
Behold, two valiant stepped up
on the ground...
Both are equally renowned.
Come on, wrestlers.
Wheels roll with
prayers and tears...
...surely shall win,
one of these two bears.
Recep leads by one.
Now that we have a draw.
It's time for the final crawl.
Mahmut.
Recep, now take your chance.
Blow over the bottle
with your flatulence.
Here you are, brother Recep.
Your member card.
From now on you can always
get beans at Karaambar.
God bless you, chief.
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