Recep Ivedik Page #2

Next week we're opening a gym

in the backyard.

Don't forget my movie house.

We'll do that too. Next year.

Bravo.

I've got a long way to go.

Is anybody headed for Antalya?

I'm going that way.

Let me give you a lift.

It will be a pleasure.

Good bye.

Life fucks!

- Brakes are for wimps!

- Move on brother Recep.

I only complete with the airlines.

Long live, brother Recep.

Roads end, sorrow prevails.

If I say I'll be back

I willl.

Thank you, bro.

Otherwise I'd end up stranded here.

There are all kinds of bastards

crooks, rapists...

...killers, perverts.

I'm glad you joined me.

The road is long.

It's hard being alone.

I'm glad too if it's fine for you.

- Are you single?

- Yes. And you?

I'm single too.

We share the same faith, huh?

You know, no woman is

tough like us.

You got a point.

They're all fake and lies.

They don't like me. I never met

a woman that got along with me.

If I were a woman, I'd let you

take me at first sight.

I'd let you take me too.

If I were a women

you'd be the first to take me.

Usually you'd find women

pictures here...

...but you have all black males.

Are you into body building?

No, I'm into body builders.

They're so wet, hot...

...all sweaty.

Screw you, don't piss me off.

Pull over here.

- Pull over!

- You got me wrong there.

I'll stick that gear lever

up your ass:

I just wanted to have a decent

conversation and you're after my ass.

- You misunderstood me.

- Fatsy! Sexmaniac!

- I'll get out here.

- Allright, bro. Fine.

You're acting stupid.

F*** off. Shame on you.

F*** off and

don't drive me nuts!

Is Ankara this way?

You're completely wrong,

it's this way. Turn around.

Come this way.

I'll come with you.

Just go...

Stop right there.

Turn around here.

Drive 700-800 km straight on

and you'll get to Ankara.

- Damn you!

- Stop cursing early in the morning.

Oh my.

Look here, Rapunzel.

Is Muhsin here?

You mean Mr Muhsin?

What's this about?

It's private. I have something

that belongs to him.

I see. Do you have

an appointment?

I don't like appointments.

I prefer living spontaneous.

A procrastinated, complaining life.

What's that got to do

with anything?

Go find me Muhsin.

Don't trouble me.

- Where do you come from?

- From home.

I fought wolves, wrestled

with truckers.

I'll handle it, Ayegl.

Yes, sir. What's this about?

God almighty.

You take turns in asking

what's what.

You make such a fuss! I found

Mr. Muhsin's wallet...

...and brought it here

from Istanbul.

Give it to me and

I'll hand it over to him.

- Yeah, right!

- What's going on?

Bullshit! Does this look

like the eye of a dupe?

- What do you mean?

- You're going to pocket it, right?

You're going to grab it, huh?

You hyena.

Swipe it all, huh?

You snake.

You're completely wrong, sir.

You managers are all

flattering dogs.

You're all brown-nosers

when the boss is around.

When they leave,

you're the king.

What are you saying?

Go get me Muhsin. Move it.

I'll give it to him in person.

Allright. Calm down.

Can I get an ID?

Please, wait here.

I'll be over there.

Sir, what happened here?

Two kids came along. One from

here, the other from over there.

They started to fight,

came all the way here.

One of them hit the other

in the head.

I caught him in the air and

kicked him that way.

Then I slapped the other one.

He rolled over to the hall.

The vase began to sway.

I couldn't catch it.

Whatever. Mr. Muhsin is waiting

for you. I'll handle this. Follow me.

Get this cleaned.

- Get it all cleaned up.

- I'll handle it sir.

What a fine coffee.

- Enjoy.

- Muhsin, are you a kid?

You can't take care

of your wallet.

Those rocker guys

you call irresponsible...

...have their wallets all chained up,

but you lose it.

What an absurd, unruly,

silly life.

What a disoriented,

bohemian life style.

Come to your senses.

This is no way to live.

I can't agree more. It's impossible

to find honest people like you.

- Isn't that so, Erim?

- Yes, sir. You're right.

I have to return your favor.

I'd like to repay.

- If you would accept this.

- Are you giving charity?

- By no means.

- I was just being humane.

- There's still humane people around.

- But Mr. Recep...

Shaddup!

In that case, let's accommodate you

one week in our hotel for free.

That's unheard of!

I despise such offers.

- You could at least...

- Shaddup... dawg!

Brown noser!

Loser!

Get smart.

Well, I'm off.

I'll have to walk 700-800 km.

Here's my card with my number.

You can call me whenever you want.

- Beware, I'll call whenever I want.

- Whenever you want.

- Whenever I need something.

- Whenever you want.

- You're just a phone call away.

- It's fine.

Muhsin Baaran. My man.

- Good bye.

- Good bye.

- Yo. Got any smoke?

- No, I don't smoke.

Do hot babes come

to this hotel?

- Of course.

- From where?

Russia, Germany, Holland.

Very hot chicks.

Look, a tourjust came in.

Are you perverse?

It's the first time

I see such a group.

What's that on your leg?

That's my birth mark.

My mom's gift.

I have it since I was very little.

Looks like sh*t stain.

Sibel, move it.

Hello. Dear Muhsin.

Listen mate.

I've decided to rethink

your hotel offer.

- Your name.

- I'm answering. Recep vedik.

Welcome. Mr. Muhsin has placed

you into one of our best suits.

Thanks.

Our hotel is all inclusive.

So let me put that on.

What you mean "put on"?

I'll put it on myself.

Why are you coming along? I think

I can find my room on my own.

That's for sure but I have to

show you around your room.

- Why?

- Manager's orders.

All rooms are numbered.

Do I look like an idiot?

- Won't I find my room?

- It's just procedures.

Here's our room.

- Hold it there. Step over.

- Why?

I don't let any other filthy male

enter my privacy.

- I was just going to show the room...

- Show what?

Is that an 80 m2 room? It's just

a 20 m2 room, a sofa bed...

...a TV and coffee table.

What's to show?

You just want to go Indra Gandhi

on me, you snake.

I won't fall for that.

Allright, sir. Here you are.

Come over here.

Attention!

Where can I get in touch with

the group that came in today?

- At dinner.

- When?

- 8 o'clock.

- Dismissed!

Beat it!

Get out of my way.

I'm exhausted.

These bags are heavy

like corpses.

The bellboy was going to carry

them but you didn't let him.

Just to avoid a tip...

Money is the most valuable thing.

You don't squander it away.

Phone. Phone.

Just answer it!

To hell with you.

You thickhead.

Hello. Ahmet.

Sibel?

She's in the shower, dear.

She's tired from the trip.

Don't worry. I'll make you both

go along again.

Of course, my child. May God

never separate lovers.

Good evening, my child.

Good evening, my child.

Open your ears.

He's the best you can find.

- His family is noble.

- You mean rich.

Of course. And he's

very generous:

You had a little fight and he sent

us to a five star hotel.

You should be grateful

that you're lucky like this.

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