Recep Ivedik Page #3

F*** such luck.

You brute. You're not

ashamed at all, are you?

I don't want to hear

such things again.

You build a five-star resort but

the bottles are like my dick.

What good will that do?

It's my door,

so all is fine.

- Pervert.

- Shaddup!

You're the pervert.

Fatso. Get lost!

All our guests are elite like you.

There are only families here,

it's very suited for children.

There's no electrical phase

in the room. Where's that bellboy?

Where's the bellboy?

FadI, deal with it. Let me

take you to your room.

What's this?

What's going on?

It's the new trend.

Idiot, I got locked out.

You can't walk around like this.

I'll take care of it.

Come along.

You were supposed to show me

the room but didn't do a sh*t.

If it's that simple, why did you

make me go downstairs...

...covered in foam, and

disgrace myself?

You didn't let me into your room.

I would've told you.

When you put your card in here

you get power.

I'll never set foot in that

damn tub again.

I'll wipe off my armpits and my

testisterones every other week.

That's it.

- What time is it?

- 11 pm.

- So I missed dinner, huh?

- Yes.

I like the light in your eyes.

Let's have a beer with you.

I'd like to but the manager

would get mad.

Don't get me started

with your manager.

Don't get me started

with your manager.

I'm aggressive,

I have complexes.

I'll beat the sh*t out

of your manager.

Sit down. All sort of sh*t

happened to me cause of you.

- Why is that?

- What do you mean "why"?

I got out because of the card thing,

thinking the room had no power.

Just when I was taking care of it

I got locked out.

A fat, repulsive woman came along

and called me pervert.

There's one in your neighborhood

just like her. I hate her too.

I'm aggressive

and have complexes.

When I lower my shields

I'm as tame as a cat.

- You mean?

- You have to be kind to me.

It's a very important day for

our hotel. We have to be very alert.

What's with that shirt? Button up.

You should set an example.

Where have you been?

I was with Mr. Recep.

That's great. From now on

you're responsible of him.

You'll follow his every step.

If he causes problems...

...I'll hold you responsible.

- Yes, sir.

This is very important.

It's very important for the

tranquility of our hotel.

- Yes, sir.

- Great. Button up.

Yes, people...

Florance projection.

Is this out of order too?

What are you doing, you oaf?

You closed the toilet. Do I have to

piss in my pants in a 5-star hotel?

It's not closed. We wrapped it

and wrote "for your protection. "

Do you write everything you do?

How dare you enter

my private room?

How can you violate

my privacy, lady?

You put up a "clean room" sign.

Give me that.

- What does is say here?

- Clean my room.

- Does that mean "clean my room"?

- Yes.

- What does it say here?

- Do not disturb.

Than I'm all "do not disturb" to you.

Get lost.

You're all blown up.

Tie a cord around your ankle...

...and you could be sold

as a balloon to kids.

Buffalo!

Rhino-shaped, tempered,

curly Vampirella.

Distorted piranha.

Clean yourself

before cleaning up the room.

What do you think you're doing?

Are you insane?

- I was just...

- This is a 5-star hotel...

...in case you didn't notice.

- The hotel...

Shut up! What are you

babbling about?

Get over here.

- I'm sorry.

- Boy, what are you doing?

Are you insane?

Take a load of him.

Looks like he was born

What are you doing at the pool?

Just go to the trough.

And wet yourself over there.

Move it.

Brother Recep, what happened?

- There was this bee and... - You don't

walk around the pool like that.

I wasn't. There was this

bee around my head.

Come along.

- How do I look?

- Great.

- Take a good look.

- Cool. This is it.

- Will you keep it on?

- Yes.

- Let me take off the alarm.

- Why?

Cause the alarms beep.

Were the alarms on these

when I bought them or not?

- Yes, sir...

- On them or not?

These belong to me then and

nobody can say anything.

- But sir...

- The alarms are mine.

Allright, damn.

Then keep them.

Look here. You ugly duckling.

Calimero.

What do you mean "damn"?

I'll knock your head in.

It's alright, bro.

Everything's fine. Chill.

Let's get out.

I'm getting irritated here. Out.

Put these on Mr. Muhsin's tab.

He's VIP.

- Plus, I'm VIP.

- What's going on?

I'll leave a mark of my slippers

on your leg like that.

- Come bro.

- What a crackpot.

It's over, alright.

Do you hear it?

You see?

That's what I'm trying to say.

I love the sound of the alarm.

Keep laughing like this.

- Let me take that too.

- What are you going to do with that?

I thought if something's missing

she might get fired.

Let's go.

Bravo! Hello,

I want to play too.

- You again?

- Yes, me.

I'm a guest here too. It's my right

to play beach volley.

Not in our team.

Go play somewhere else.

I'll play in the opposing team then.

Dude, get out.

- Get lost!

- I'm playing here.

Shaddup. Get lost.

Watch out for your positions.

Let's take good positions

and beat them good.

Hit it.

Mr. Recep's team has won.

Here.

Why the long face

because you lost?

What long face?

We may be opponents on the field

but outside we're friends.

- We're no friends.

- I wanted to give you something.

What?

- This. - What am I supposed

to do with that?

- I won this for you.

- Don't want it.

- Will you please take it?

- I won't.

Please.

We won!

What's up here?

Is this a cookhouse?

- It's the open buffet line.

- What's open buffet?

You get in line and get as much

of any food you like.

Can I eat here as much as I like

from any food?

Of course.

- Are you sure?

- I am.

- I push the limits.

- Do so.

I don't know any limits.

That's my motto.

- So it is.

- Do we have a deal?

Deal.

Sister, don't grab food

as if it were yours.

How many dolma are still there?

Are you starved or depraved?

Why do you eat dolma?

Beat it!

What are you doing, Mr. Recep?

This is outrageous.

What's this? Please,

go to the other side.

What are you doing?

Is this a way to eat?

- You said open buffet.

- Yes, but...

You said I can eat

as much as I want.

- Yes, but...

- Why do you weasel out?

Not at all. What weasel...

- Shut up!

- Mr. Recep.

Shut up!

Dear guests, please

get food from the other side.

Please. To the other side.

Guys, take all these.

What are you doing?

This is no way to eat.

What are you doing?

Get lost!

I don't understand why they

let in such animals.

What's not to understand?

They got the big money.

We had an uncle Recep in the hood,

looked like an animal.

He sat cross-legged

in the Mercedes.

Hello, bon appetit.

May I sit down? Thanks a lot.

I apologized for my stupidity

earlier on with a cup...

...but I also got a dner plate

prepared for you. Enjoy.

Thanks, I don't eat meat.

It's delicious. Made of veal rump

and neck fat.

I'm about to pass out.

Why do you insist?

She said she wouldn't eat.

Why do you keep stalking us

all day? I've had enough of you.

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