Recep Ivedik 2
- Year:
- 2009
- 107 min
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Grandma!
Who is it?
It's me, your grandson Recep Ivedik.
Password?
Password, uhh... The crops come up to my thigh,
which is a little unfortunate for me...
...since I'd like to show you something
between my groin and knee...
That's last year's password!.
But it's still something
to do with crops, right?
Ummm...,
Before the wheat begins to bud...
...the blind calf... the blind calf...
...the blind calf does not limp!
Ah yes, A blind calf does not limp
before the crops sprout.
Alright alright, let me in!.
F***ing Adriano, Make the pass!
Pissing me off again!
Grandma, maybe instead of playing with Inter...
...better if you chose Manchester...
because they have Rooney.
Oy! You're sitting on
my precious trunk!
Get off!
Get your fat arse off it now!
Get up, get up!
Look, I've brought you
the game you wanted and some flowers.
Come on, why do you
treat me like this?
Why do you always buy me
a bunch of daisies?
...can't you buy a bonsai tree
or a golden coltsfoot?
And where am I supposed to find
a bonsai or a coltsfoot grandma?
You picked these up from the cemetry.
What?
You're breaking my heart!
- Get up from there!
- Take your flowers!
Get up.
You must never sit
on this trunk.
This trunk, it's what I hold
most precious.
Goddammit, I don't see what's so
precious about it!
You'll see what's in it
when I'm dead, and not before.
interest to you anyway.
I forbid you,
and that's that.
God, you're such an animal!
parents bought you from.
That's a bit too far.
And no one has any idea what
job you do.
You act like the bigshot
of the neighbourhood.
You beat everyone up.
Me, I follow a philosophy when it comes to
these matters. Like I always say...
Before the wheat begins to bud
the calf does not limp.
I keep repeating it
so that I can get it into your fat head.
Think about it when you're doing something,
maybe write it on your wall.
Look over there!
Do you know who that is?
That's your grandfather, a wrestler,
a man well-built like a bear.
At the time of Sultan Hamit,
he founded an advertising agency.
And do you know who runs
this agency now?
Hakan, the son of your uncle.
That brat Hakan?
Yes Hakan the brat. You should follow his example.
Why don't you be more like him?.
Grandma, I'm going to
speak frankly.
That wanker Hakan, who can't get it up? I want
nothing to do with him.
I'll never take a share
from that impotent bastard.
Oh, I wish I could finally see you
become somebody.
...if I could see
a nice girl at your side...
When will I see it?
At this rate I'll die without seeing it.
Why, are you gay?
You're a homo?
Listen Grandma,
don't talk so shamelessly.
By God, if you were not my grandmother
I would already have broken your jaw.
You're a bad guy, get lost.
Do you even know
why I called you here?
And why else would you call me?
I'm here now aren't I?
I bought you the game you wanted.
The flowers you wanted.
It's not as though I came empty-handed.
And all you do is yell at me.
I'm asking three things of you.
No more.
Ask away. You always
want something.
You're going to find
a job and work.
Wait wait, let me write this down.
If I don't I'll forget.
May dogs piss on your head!
Come on, make sure you remember what I say.
Tell me.
One, you're going to find a job,
you need to work.
A job, Listen, you're annoying me
...you're wasting your time.
Work is not included in
my genes. My DNA is out of order. What can I do?
Two, you're going to get married.
And produce offspring.
'You're going to get married' she says.
It's easy for you to say.
Me too, but for the last
32 years...
I've been using my hand.
I'm bored of it.
Of course
I'd like to have a wife. But how?
Three, you're going to gain respect,
you're going to be a good guy.
I'm going to win respect.
so that's easy.
In fact, whenever I go out
into the neighbourhood...
straight to attention.
I've told you three things. Don't dare coming back
home without completing them.
Ok, I'll do it.
I'll think of something.
Don't come back here until
you're a somebody. Now get lost!.
Fine, I'll go
do what you want.
I've promised to do it,
but you natter on.
I even bought you a nice little PlayStation
so you can occupy yourself.
Yet you're still on my case,
you don't let me go.
Then why are you still sitting there
like some honoured guest?
Get up, get the f*** out of here!
Oh, you're insults are so painful.
F*** off!
Get out!
Fine, fine.
I'm going.
I will do whatever you want.
You f***ing animal, piss off!
Oh man, where do I begin with this work thing?
God, all I want is to peacefully sit here
in front of this window.
...and quietly watch
the people go by. Now look at me.
I can't do that.
I'll try that.
Hello, I'm calling about your ad.
Where are you located?
Actually, Tuzla is
a bit too far for me.
Can't you come to my house,
in Gngren?
What, how can you say that as a boss?.
...you can't come
to the house of an employee?
Why the hell not? What,
do you hate your employees now?
No, I can't come to Tuzla.F*** you and your job!
Just because a guy gives employment
he expects everyone to come to his feet.
Come here and tell me which job
you're going to give me.
We're looking for a domestic pet.
Hmm, would that fit me?
I am an animal,
but not domesticated.
No my friend.
No chance.
Not at all.
Get lost.
No way.
That's possible.
Hello!
No it's not Ali, I said hello.
I have a lot of experience.
I am an expert in pedicure.
I cut my own toenails.
And then I lick
the parts that are white.
Me, I don't mind.
I've even licked the feet of women.
Who is it that I'm speaking to?
Who are you?
I give up. Who are you?
It's me that called you.
Who are you?
I'll break your face.
Where are you, eh?
Listen, don't insult me.
Otherwise I'll break your mouth.
I'll insult you even more.
[Enraged] Enough words!
Come on then, come to Gngren,if you want some!
Come on then, come to Gngren!
Come to Gngren and you'll see.
Hello, I'm calling about the ad.
I can't do this job,
I can't. Thank you very much.
I called,
but I can't do it, thank you.
I'm calling about your ad. Apparently
you're looking for someone.
Hold on, stop!
Look no further, I am the one
you're looking for my friend.
Good evening.
I come from Copernicus Pizzas.
As it says on my badge
the pizzas are the hottest in the galaxy.
I've brought a copernicus pizza.
Pizza Kopernik, Kopernik, the
hottest pizzas in the galaxy...
Pizza... Pizza...Kopernik.
Okay, okay, I get it.
Give me my order.
Sorry, that's what
they teach us. Here take that.
You've made a good choice.
Congratulations, you're a smart guy.
Give me.
How much does it come to?
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