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Tell me, then, where is this device?

Who?

Work in progress.

I never thought I'd be smuggling

Frank Moses into the

heart of Mother Russia.

Me, neither.

Oh, before I forget. Frank.

Frank, a little something.

If you are caught or Han catches you

suicide pill is a much better option

than what you face.

You die with Russian smile on.

Good luck. Do svidanya.

- Mr. Bailey.

- Yes, Frank?

Is there any way you could tell us

where you hid the nuclear weapon?

Look at all those cows, Frank.

They're beautiful.

Yeah.

Cows?

Hi! Yoo hoo!

That's not good.

We have eyes on, Frank.

Where's my plane?

They paid me to kill you.

They didn't say I had to do it all at once.

This is not over, Moses.

We're not over! It's not!

What's wrong with him?

Wow.

What is this place?

My first safe house.

Untouched, since 1984. Aw!

Fugu poison?

Fugu poison is deadly stuff.

Terrible death.

This your little gizmo? XKG gas.

I invented it.

We tried to take out

old Fidel Castro in '61 in Cuba.

That didn't work though.

Any tea, Frank?

Why does Han hate you so much?

Not enough hugs as a child.

Frank framed him for

stealing state secrets.

So he went from being

a highly decorated counter-intel officer

to... to being a pariah.

What's ironic though, is that Frank

actually created the circumstances

for his own death.

It's poetic.

I ain't dead yet.

Should you eat that?

Is that safe?

It's before they had that,

you know, "sell by" date stuff.

Oh.

So did you get to meet Castro?

Who?

Did you get to meet Castro?

Yes, I did, actually. About two weeks

after Kennedy was assassinated.

Talking of which, Frank,

I'm starting to remember

more and more who I am

and who I was and the weapons I made.

My God, it really is amazing.

How efficiently those boys from MI6,

may God bless 'em...

But you know something, Frank?

They really do throw us away.

Don't they, old sport?

When we're no longer convenient, I suppose.

As though we'd never given them

the best years of our lives.

Bit of a joke, really.

Yes, very strange.

Do you remember where Nightshade is?

I'm sorry, my dear?

Do you remember where Nightshade is?

Oh, yes.

Now, this feels right.

It's around here somewhere.

I'm sure this time.

Everything looks different completely.

Maybe it's over here.

- It's been hours. Hours.

- Yeah, this is it.

Here we are.

How are those Jimmy Choos

working out for you?

The entrance is up there.

Who's Papa John?

It's new.

Entrance to what?

Secret tunnels

through the old catacombs.

Brezhnev used it to sneak his mistress in.

- In where?

- In there.

The Kremlin?

The weapon is in the Kremlin?

It's the one place they wouldn't look.

Jesus. Do you mind keeping it warm?

You have no idea

the damage you've done.

You kept one of our own

locked up for 32 years.

I have kept the world safe.

- If that weapon falls into the

wrong hands... - The weapon?

You haven't the slightest idea.

You must let me call Moses.

He doesn't know what he's walking into.

You've had your chance. It's over.

I'm sorry, Victoria.

Sorry, my ass.

They say you're a legend around here.

I've...

I've never heard of you.

Must have been a bit before my time.

Well, you've heard of me now.

How is it possible they never picked up

the radiation signature from that bomb?

That's the million dollar question.

Hey, gang. This is new.

What do you think is behind that wall?

Um...

I think Russians.

If anybody sees that hole, we're dead.

I'm gonna need you to help me

to disarm the weapon.

Frank, somebody's gotta guard the door.

- No.

- But...

You'll need this.

One more time.

Great. Great. What does that mean?

"Gas leak. Maintenance is coming. "

- Good. And then they'll move on.

- And what if they don't?

- Want a gun?

- Yes.

No. No gun.

Just don't move. You're a security guard.

Don't smile. You can't smile.

You just never leave your post. Okay?

Nice.

Two shots, here and here.

Drag the body in there

and repeat as necessary.

- No safety.

- No safety.

Frank, I don't like

the Kremlin so much.

And I like being underneath it even less.

Here we are.

That's great. It's just like yesterday.

There's my wrench or crow bar.

Look at this.

There.

Hey, look, chaps.

That's my old pipe.

I knew I'd left it somewhere.

My dear wife bought this the fifth, 1969.

It was our wedding anniversary.

Oh, yes! This is, um...

This is Nightshade, by the way.

There.

- Is that...

- That's Red Mercury.

Red Mercury?

We were always told it was a Cold War myth.

Yes, they said it couldn't be done,

but I did it. See?

Frank, if that's Red Mercury,

you can zip it up in a backpack

and take it on the White House tour.

It's undetectable.

No signature. No fallout.

This is a weapon

that will entirely change

the balance of international

power overnight. Just like that.

We're all gonna die.

On your knees.

Katja.

No government should have this weapon.

Not yours. And not mine.

I have orders.

This isn't about orders.

This is about right and wrong.

Don't.

Did you really come to

see me in the States?

Yes.

What color were the flowers

outside my house?

Yellow.

What in the name of... Hey!

What are you doing kissing this guy?

I didn't wanna kill him.

What kinda stupid logic is that?

What in the Sam Hill is she doing here?

She's working with us again.

Like heck she is.

Why were you kissing that guy?

Kids, what happens

in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin.

You are gonna

have to explain this to me.

Hey, Comrades!

Here's to more success.

Success.

And saving the world!

Saving the world!

Na zdorovie!

Na zdorovie!

I got this. Right back.

Hey.

Where are you?

Moscow.

He's a nutter, Francis.

MI6 didn't lock him up

because he created the weapon

but because he wants to see it go off.

Hello, Frank.

That was Victoria, wasn't it?

Telling you that I was

some sort of a monster

who once wanted to destroy

the Soviet empire.

Yeah. Very slowly.

That's it. Good boy.

Good. In you go.

Marvin...

Guns down.

Weapons down. Very slowly.

You planted the thing on WikiLeaks.

Oh, yes, it was a cell phone

taken from a guard.

I was just itching to get

my revenge on MI6, you see.

Frank, you were absolutely marvelous

the way you found The Frog.

No one else could have found him.

Jack?

Sorry, Frank, I made a deal already

with Mr. Horton for Red Mercury.

- Well done, Bailey.

- Thanks.

Nice to see you again, Frank.

Pick up the guns.

Your country appreciates

your sacrifice, Frank.

But your time's up.

Let's go.

It's time, Bailey.

Yes, it is time.

Very Interesting.

Rogue American agents turned nuclear

terrorists kill top Russian officer.

Not good.

So long, Frank. So long, Marvin.

Come on, boys, let's go.

Easy. Easy.

Oh, please, let me take that from you.

I thought we were doing

the debriefing in London.

Oh, we were. But since

you're such a sick, twisted bastard,

you're going to Colorado.

There's a secret facility there,

it's about a mile underground,

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