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where you will spend your remaining years

having every bit of knowledge

plucked from that giant head of yours.

Really?

Hmm.

And since we're speaking frankly,

I should say that it will

make your last 32 years

seem like a vacation in the Caribbean.

Cuff him.

Mmm.

Oh, I say.

Well, well.

Bet you didn't see that coming.

Did you, old man?

I must say, I didn't. Jolly good.

After you.

Thank you.

Good morning, gentlemen.

What did he say?

Ready.

Do something. Do something.

I love you.

At least Han didn't get us first.

Really? You're gonna

bring that up right now?

Ah, there is nothing more sexy

in the whole world

than a beautiful woman

with an incredible gun.

You're such a romantic.

Watch your eyes.

Close your eyes.

I love the way your toes curl

right before you fire.

Hopeless.

Mmm.

Ah!

- Freeze.

- Shh!

You know something? I don't think you

ought to point that idiotic thing at me.

You should really start thinking about

your security protocol, don't you think?

What the hell is that?

That, my dear boy, is an antidote

to the most powerful nerve

agent ever created. Look.

Hello, boys.

Hello, Mr. Davis.

And you didn't see that coming.

Did you, old sport?

I'm sure you wouldn't want

to miss what's coming next.

It's a little antidote. Jolly good.

That's right.

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Good. Thank you.

Jolly good.

Honestly, two days,

Frank, two days,

and you're in front of a firing squad?

Yeah. But look...

No. No excuses.

You're better than this. It's pathetic.

Frank, an American military transport

made an emergency landing in London.

Everyone aboard was found dead.

Bailey has taken refuge

in the Iranian embassy.

The Iranian embassy?

We've gotta go there.

All right. Get 'em ready.

I'm gonna make sure we're

cleared for takeoff.

If the world is here in a week,

I will meet you in the Turks and Caicos.

Mmm-hmm.

And we will spend all night

- beneath the stars.

- Beneath the stars.

Mmm...

I don't speak Korean!

You having fun yet?

I'll let you know when I start having fun.

You betrayed me.

I had no choice.

You'd have done the same thing,

if you were me.

How much is the US paying you?

20 million.

Are you kiddin' me?

I asked for more.

What happened to you?

You used to be a good agent.

Stop! Wait a minute.

Listen, I need your help.

I know there's a part of you

that wants to do the right thing.

There is a weapon

that's gonna be detonated...

Bullshit.

It's not bullshit.

There's a bomb headed for London right now.

Eleven million people are gonna

lose their lives if you don't help me.

All right.

Let's go.

This doesn't mean I'm not

going to kill you later.

I know.

I think the way

to make a relationship work

is that neither of you give up who you are.

Don't you agree, Marvin?

Exactly. Exactly what Marvin says.

Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff.

You just have to believe and let go.

My God!

Are you okay?

No, he's all right.

He's with us.

We talked it out.

Kill Bailey. Secure the weapon.

How hard can it be?

Of course, the external security

is very, very heavy

but inside there are hardcore

Revolutionary Guards.

They are serious fanatics.

The whole thing depends on her.

You do realize, if they catch you,

they will kill you.

I know this won't be

easy for you, but don't worry.

Okay?

You know, I've been thinking about

you and me.

And I just...

I got you something.

Wow.

You like it?

- I love it.

- Seven rounds.

- Okay.

- Not yet. I'm not ready.

Stop, no.

Not right now. Wait.

If you don't do it,

you're gonna blow it, all right?

Look at me.

- I'm gonna count to three.

- Mmm. Listen...

I'm gonna count to three, okay?

- We can go back to the...

- In English.

- One...

- Not now. No. Wait.

Two...

God damn it.

Hi.

She's gonna get killed.

It's tough when they leave the nest.

Frank, come on. A little trust.

She has talents you and I will never have.

What talents?

People like her.

If she lives,

this'll be good for your relationship.

You're right.

And if there's one thing I know,

it's women and covert ops.

That's two things.

No, grasshopper.

It is not.

I wanna tell you a secret, Mr. Minister.

Is she gonna make out with this guy, too?

Ohh!

What the hell was that?

Blowfish poison.

Paralysis and shooting pains

will grip your entire body.

And you will slowly asphyxiate

until you choke to death

while remaining fully-conscious,

unless you do exactly what I say.

I will die before I compromise my country.

Okay. We will drive you to your office where

you will write a letter on official stationery

denouncing the treatment of women in Iran.

Then you will get your antidote.

That's it?

How may I help you?

Ah. Dr. Bailey, my apologies for the delay.

Professor Dombrovski has

declared the weapon authentic.

And we're prepared to proceed.

As soon as my money's transferred,

Mr. Ambassador.

Move! She's with me.

Arman?

He needs to go.

Okay, okay.

What are you talking about? Who is she?

Sir, I'm sorry, you need to leave.

You need to shut up!

No.

What? What is happening here?

Sorry. What are you doing?

Tell me what is happening here! Who is she?

Get out! When I say "get

out," get out of here!

You need to go!

You shut the f*** up!

Where's the safe?

What?

Where's the safe?

Poo poo's coming.

24 Hour Plumbing.

Hurry. Emergency.

Water everywhere. Come quick.

Stop! Plumbers, wait!

It's okay! This way.

Money received.

Good show.

Let's see our friend here.

Would you lend me your knife, please?

Thank you.

Sorry about the mess on the carpet.

Oh, Well.

At this point, Jack... You don't

mind me calling you "Jack," I hope.

You must be beginning to comprehend

the stunning totality of your failure.

You can't give it to them.

Oh, I've no more interest

in giving Red Mercury

to these boys than I have

in giving it to you.

Jesus.

Yes, it's a sad old world, you know.

Anyway, that's only my opinion.

But the central point is this, Jack,

you see, when men like you

and those d*ckheads from MI6

or CIA or whatever sewers you came from.

When you take away not only my life

but the innocent lives of

my dear beloved wife Natasha

and my little boy,

who was only six, you see. Yes.

I mean, what can I say?

When you mess with me, buddy,

this is what you get.

Go to hell, old man.

Fare thee well, patriot.

Boom.

Now what's next?

Ah, Washington.

Baby, hey.

Are you okay?

Hah!

Awesome!

Oh, sh*t.

- Is that it?

- It's counting down, Frank.

Shut it Off. Right?

Shut... Yeah.

With what? Acupressure?

- I don't know.

- Well, why is it my responsibility?

Just do something.

With my Mr. Chemistry set?

I don't know what I'm doing.

You want me to push a button?

Bailey's loose and the bomb's ticking.

Wait. Excuse me, ma'am.

Hello, I have an appointment.

Gun!

Get that bomb outta here.

- Drop it now, darling. That's right.

- My gun!

Press the button. Ground floor.

Marvin, let's go!

Jolly good show.

Bollocks.

You really drive this ridiculous thing?

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