Red Carpet

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Best New Director Award goes to

Jung-woo Park!

Congratulations!

An Officer and a Nurse

was written and directed by him,

which is notable for its fresh

and youthful qualities

He's a rising star who will lead

Korea's film industry.

We would like to congratulate you

once again.

I am Jung-woo Park.

I practiced this every night,

thinking of this moment,

but my mind is completely blanking.

-First of all, I'd like to thank...

-Baby!

baby.

No, the jurors...

-That feels good.

-That feels good.

I've had this dream for 10 years,

I'm a porn director.

I'll cum if you move!

Cut!

-That's a cut! Let's move upstairs!

-Sir, water.

Thanks!

Windmill, either take it off or change.

It's fugly.

-Lights upstairs.

-Sir, I'm an actor.

Dude, what about scene 17?

Medium shot from the side,

and a close-up on

her blanket clutching hand.

-Lights?

-Let's think upstairs.

Summer! This isn't a sauna,

put some clothes on.

-Which one?

-The red one.

Let's get full shot here.

Full shot?

-It's good.

-No place to hide mic.

Mic?

Mic.

Yo, Windmill!

-What?

-Come!

Strawberry! How much longer will it take?

Five minutes!

We'll shoot in one min!

Move your asses!

Why's he always like that?

Take your time, no rush.

Can 15 years' worth

of imaginary training...

be put to use?

-Nope.

-It can.

Okay, we're ready to shoot!

Quiet on the set!

-What the hell?

-Sh*t.

Something moved...

What's up?

I had a horrific thought.

I have claustrophobia...

Get back in.

-I'm an actor, not a crew member!

-God damn it.

Director, can we add more

masturbation scenes for him?

Director, I'm sweaty!

Can I redo my vag patch?

No, no crotch shot this scene,

so suck it in.

How can you suck in sweat?

You've never tried, give it a shot!

So annoying... You suck it in.

-Hey, Strawberry!

-Yeah?

Who was that...

you look like that actress...

The cute one, you know.

-Pretty and hot body...

-Hye-kyo Song?

Bingo!

Hye-kyo Song! A doppelganger!

I don't really see it,

but people are saying.

Who?

Can't tell her apart on the monitor.

Camera's ready.

-Yeah?

-Okay, Hye-kyo!

I'm sorry, I got you mixed up.

Let's get it over with. It's only one cut.

It's hot, but okay.

Let's do it before the sun sets!

Okay, ready!

Camera's rolling!

Aren't you eating too many dumplings?

It's perfect for getting into

Old Boy character.

Try one.

So hungry!

Uh-oh, I don't have chopsticks.

Impeccable manner as always.

Thanks, Jun-su.

What do we do with the hammer scene?

Exactly as written in the script.

But the space is...

too tight for the shot.

We have to do it in a long take?

It's a must,

even if we tear down the wall.

This scene is dedicated to

director Chan-wook Park and his crew,

for their work.

It's my note of appreciation

for creating this masterpiece!

But they'll never watch our film.

I don't care, that's fine.

Long take, no argument!

Got it?

Sir, you do a lot of spoofs lately.

Do you know what happens

when you do one thing for ten years?

Become master of that craft?

You run out of ideas!

WIFE:

Kimchi Soup $15

Dumplings $20

Get yourself in the shot.

Sorry for this every time.

But as you know,

she'll divorce me if she finds out.

Okay.

Don't forget! This is a medical company,

-Suk-bong's team lead! You're manager!

-Okay!

Windmill's the rookie,

Summer's the waitress, okay?

Cellphone's rolling!

WIFE:

Everyone, get in position.

Oh hello, everyone!

-Hi honey!

-Hi! How are you doing?

We got company dinner.

You'll be quite late then?

Don't wait up.

-Watch Se-eun play.

-You're so pretty!

Daddy!

-Daughter?

-Yeah.

Daddy!

RED CARPE You guys go ahead,

I haven't been home in three days.

I gotta do some writing too.

Okay, call me later.

What the...

Did I leave the door open?

Who are you?

Wait, don't move! I said don't move!

You must've underestimated me

because I live alone

but you broke into the wrong girl's place.

Who are you?

-Don't you dare move! Stay down!

-Wait, let's just talk!

I think you made a mistake,

this is my home.

Why... is...

woman's panties hanging there?

Ow, my head...

You pervert!

I used to have black belt in taekwondo!

What's that got to do with a frying pan?

I, I'm gonna call the police! Don't move.

Hurry, call them right away!

Hurry!

-Hurry...

-Hello? Is this the police?

-Help! She's trying to kill me!

-It's East District...

-Central!

-Central District.

-That's right.

-Yesan...

Yejang-dong! 700-2.

Yejang-dong, 700-2.

Right, you got it.

Was this premeditated?

No! It looked like

you didn't know the address.

How do you know that?

I've lived here for three years.

Still got a year left on my lease.

I'm so scared...

I'm the one scared!

All tied up and beaten with a pan!

-I said don't move!

-Oh, no!

NAMSAN POLICE STATION

Just arrived from Spain?

Yes...

You should've checked

the registration certificate.

I know, eh?

Can you catch him?

How can they catch him?

He planned this to a tee.

My deposit! Can I get my deposit back?

Impossible.

You won't see a single cent back.

Goddammit!

See that? She hit my head with it!

-Bam, bam!

-Okay! Sit down please!

You two should settle this.

No, I won't. I'll follow the law.

Right...

I'm not just talking about your beating.

I'm saying it's best

if you two settle this.

What is there to settle?

Why did you steal her panties?

From your jacket pocket,

we found this!

But, why is that...

Listen here.

She was startled because

you barged in with that!

I'd be too.

Hey!

Hey! Look at me!

Where did this come from?

Why are you doing this to me? Why?

Why?

What the hell?

Look what that b*tch did to director Park.

No! Don't hit my head!

It hurts too much!

So pretty.

What is that?

You're awake?

Cool, right?

I've been thinking...

I already paid all the utilities.

So until that bastard is caught

and I get my own place,

let's call it even.

Call it even?

When the sun sets,

don't' cross this curtain.

Have a good night.

I like my eggs over easy.

Fine, I'll give you a week.

That should be enough, right?

Okay.

Why come to Korea?

I doubt you're traveling.

You really don't know who I am.

Watch out for the flu!

Brush, brush, choco, choco!

Kid's Choco Toothpaste!

Do you remember?

I remember the toothpaste...

Just that?

-Mom's Dream on MBC.

-Mom's Dream...

Didn't you have a TV growing up?

Never went to the theater?

What was that?

I'm not eating.

Tell me, what was that?

Eun-su Jung...

She's listed.

EUN-SU JUNG

Bad Behavior Caused by Her Folks?

Attempted Suicide?

I'M A C*NT, BUT THAT'S OKAY

What's with the awkward look?

You look possessed, totally.

Hey, over there, you can see it here.

Don't you get dizzy

from looking at it all day?

Let's go eat.

I'll pass.

The censor deadline is on the 13th.

-Control your pace.

-What'll you have?

I got the corporate card,

so something expensive.

Like what?

I'll be the King of Burgers!

Wanna go eat?

Jung-woo, it will be hard

to invest for your script,

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