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An Officer and a Nurse.

The story's too obvious,

it's not cinematic.

You said it was really good.

It is! But it's also too obvious.

Write something else,

something stimulating.

Kidnapping, locked away,

stabbing, stuff like that.

As I told you, this isn't porn...

Precisely! That's why

it's difficult to sell!

Write something scandalous!

I'll back you up so hard!

You said the same thing last time

and went with a NYU-graduate.

He totally owned you.

A**hole, I was being courteous!

He came from so far! From New York!

If he's from NYU,

tell him to go shoot in NYC.

You idiot, don't talk so subjectively.

How the heck am I so subjective?

You tell us to shoot porn,

and hire NYU idiots for features.

You're subjected to superiority complex!

What are you saying?

You mean "inferiority complex"?

That's what I meant!

Jung-woo,

I'll help you debut no matter what.

But before then, focus on the porn.

Cheaper! And in bulk! Got it?

Okay.

Good bye.

Dude.

Can you understand him?

Let's look on the bright side.

We're in a recession,

we get salary ever month,

with full benefits too.

We'll get our chance when the time comes.

Dude, it won't come like that.

And was full benefits your dream?

Was that it?

Dad, I'm here.

Dad? Holy cow!

Mom!

-Why do you always sleep here?

-Oh...

Hi, sweetie.

Where's dad?

I think they took him to exercise?

Why take sick people to exercise?

One, two!

One, two!

One!

Dad wants you to bring him your resume.

That again? I got a full-time job!

You know, his barrack successor

who works at the TV station?

He replaced dad so long ago,

and doesn't he...

run a snack bar there?

Just bring one! It's an order, he says.

Dad's right, sweetie.

How long will you shoot indies,

they don't even show it on TV.

I've told you before,

my film's for the theaters.

Then why don't they show it?

There're so many theaters.

-At times, better to retreat...

-Not that again!

I'll make it big

and let you live in luxury.

Don't worry about me...

and look after your health.

Are you moved?

Cut the horse crap and bring your resume.

It's his order.

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh this?

I was looking for something...

I saw this one,

director Kang's A Lucky Day.

The script's really great...

Do you work for a film studio?

What did you make? Are you a writer?

The sun's down! Stay on your side.

So childish.

You know that script

An Officer and a Nurse?

What about it?

Never mind.

Why bring it up then!

What about the script?

It's...

really good.

Yeah?

But!

There's something missing.

What?

Which part? Where?

Love must be honest.

Her misunderstanding drifted them apart!

And is he stupid?

Why throw everything away?

I hate this type of men! Hate!

This type of men really hate you too.

Forget it, give it back.

When do you shoot?

Lead actress casted yet?

Who do you have in mind?

Let's see...

Ji-Hyun? Tae-hee?

Geun-young?

"Geun-young"?

Geun-young Moon?

You know her?

Of course! She's my junior.

Close?

-Nope.

-Hey.

Then use her full name.

I bet she's happy

to have you as her senior.

Don't sit around, go to some auditions!

I'm Eun-su Jung, you forgot?

I'm so above that!

What a load of horse crap.

At least rookies feel fresh,

you don't even feel earnest.

I do too!

Then go to auditions.

If you find a good film,

toss your pride and chase it.

Then again, auditions aren't easy.

Of course they are.

Because I'm so pretty.

You have...

no sincerity.

-Why the hell not?

-Girls like you never do.

What do you mean by girls like me?

You take that back!

I take it back.

No...

I want an apology.

I apologize.

Dang it...

Forget it.

This script...

Do you know the director

of An Officer and a Nurse?

I do.

Very well.

I believe the best edited film

is Citizen Kane.

Favorite DP is Darius Khondji.

I see.

Which films do you like?

-Me?

-Yes.

I... uh...

Public Enemy and The Man from Nowhere.

The Man from Nowhere...

With Won-bin.

I love Jean-Luc Godard films.

Right, Jang Luke...

Godard!

His films are art, even the titles.

Jun-su.

What was the working title

for When in Her Puss?

-A Sorry, I'm Cumming.

-Where is it?

I'm in an interview.

It's an interview?

I thought we had guests.

I'll do it.

Find A Tale of Two Titties and Booberella.

There's Titties Festival next month.

-Schindler's Tits, too?

-Anything with tits.

Okay.

How old?

Schindler's Tits

and A Tale of Two Titties...

Public Tits.

Good morning.

-Where's Jin-hwan?

-In an interview.

Yeah?

Seen any porn films?

-Sometimes...

-Got a boner or no?

-What?

-Did you get a boner?

-I got a boner.

-Bingo.

A comedy must make people laugh,

a sad film must make people cry,

and porn must make people get boners.

That's the point of commercial films.

Yes.

No boner without director's permission.

Got it?

I got it.

So do you want to do this or not?

-I'll do it!

-On whose authority?

-I'll learn a lot!

-This isn't school.

-Of course not.

-Can you drive?

Yes, I did valet parking

for Big Beef Broth.

-Pass.

-What?

You start immediately, no questions.

Want lunch?

But I...

already ate.

Okay, while we're out for lunch,

watch our past works and get acquainted.

FORREST HUMP, EDWARD DILDOHANDS,

SHAVING PRIVATE RYAN...

Hey.

Even though no one's here, don't jerk off.

We know...

because we're pro.

Don't jerk off.

Your first task.

A strange man may drop by later.

He's an infamous pervert.

When no one's around,

he jerks off and cums everywhere.

On your shoes, watches, even on glasses!

If you spot him, stop him at all costs.

-Okay?

-Yes!

Wait!

What does he look like?

You'll know when you see him.

Hello?

-Director, how are you?

-Who is this?

-It's Eun-su, Eun-su Jung.

-Eun-su?

I played Yoon-hee

in your '93 movie White Bird.

I remember!

Brush, brush, choco, choco!

-Eun-su Jung!

-Yeah! Remember?

So, is she hot or not?

She was so cute as a kid.

Is she hot now? Answer me that.

But why is that kid staying with you?

Am I talking to myself?

I told you, she was scammed

and lost her deposit.

So she's hot! You're taking her side!

That's great!

It's a gift from God

for living so earnestly.

Thank Him and date her,

always pray before kissing.

It's nothing like that!

She must be ugly then.

No, she's not ugly...

Then?

Forget it.

There's something! What is it?

I'm just...

curious.

You're supposed to.

There was a crazy girl in my town,

I'm still curious about her.

Forget it, why did I even bother.

Oh yeah, how's the new kid?

He's a little dumb,

but excellent work experience.

-What did he do?

-He was a valet at Big Beef Broth.

That's perfect.

But can he last long?

Why?

He's from Arts University.

So what?

He's like an elite.

F*** all that.

I gave him a task suitable for an elite.

We'll find out.

Who are you?

I'm the boss around here!

Oh my gosh.

I've had enough.

Hold on.

Don't take it off! Stop!

I know what you're up to, pervert!

Put your hands up!

All dead ends!

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