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-Hey!

-Okay, fine.

Different one, maybe?

Want some food?

-I don't want any, a**hole.

-Okay, no food for you.

DIRECTOR'S OFFICE

Dude, is it real?

You're the highway admiral?

You jerks! Shut that damn door!

I was right, wasn't I?

He loves the attention,

ranking top two on the search engine.

-Congratulate him, he deserves it.

-Yes, you should.

Yeah, I agree.

Admiral!

Eun-su!

Have you seen this?

What?

It's the horse from our set yesterday.

Holy sh*t...

Admiral Sun-shin Yi.

Isn't it awesome?

Don't say that!

Of course, that's such

a subjective thought.

I'll convince director Park.

Just because he wrote it,

doesn't mean he has to direct it.

I know plenty of directors

who studied abroad.

In all honesty, I need Park

to continuity to shoot porn

so that I have steady revenue...

So...

I told them it has to be you

and no one else.

And he said he can't

because you're a porn director.

He just wants the script.

At that moment, I was mad like hell.

"No! I won't sell you the script!"

I told the investor! On your behalf!

-That's good.

-What?

Yeah?

But if you wanted...

to sell the script,

I'll let go of my privacy,

and reach out to them.

No, you did the right thing.

Yeah, sure.

Wait!

Think it over, Jung-woo.

I'll never sell the script.

It's for me to direct.

Jung-woo!

Everyone has their turn!

By the way, do you want to take the staffs

and check out a feature film set?

Yeah, I know you're busy.

I'll tell Jin-hwan to take them.

Okay?

Hello?

Why did you come to my set?

To see me?

I wondered...

if there was any misunderstanding

between us.

Misunderstanding?

Not for me.

Is that so?

I see.

So my suspicion was correct.

I lost sleep over for nothing.

You're on a roll after the audition,

why did you call?

You really don't know

why I refused your calls?

Why else would I ask?

-I saw it that day.

-Saw what?

"What?"

Do I need to say it out loud?

Here're the drinks you ordered.

Eun-su, you're here early.

Morning, director Kang.

I also came early to have coffee,

and work on today's blockings.

Jung-woo?

How long has it been?

Last time was at my office last year.

Porn films going well?

Eun-su, how do you know him?

No...

I don't know him.

He said he was a fan,

he wanted an autograph.

Here.

Don't pretend to be so busy.

Give me your business card.

Porn directors don't carry one?

A LUCKY DAY:

WRITTEN/DIRECTED BY JUNG-WOO PARK

Jung-woo.

Do you have to direct this?

This is a different field.

But I wrote this as my own debut feature.

It's too good a script for a first timer.

I'll put in a good word

to my boss about the script.

Thank you, sir.

A LUCKY DAY:

You didn't show this to anyone, right?

No.

Don't show it to anyone.

WRITTEN/DIRECTED BY HYUN-MIN KANG

Once it goes around,

it'll be hard to contain it.

It's a hassle.

Jung-woo.

Remember that resume

I mentioned last time?

Please stop, I'm not interested.

He says you don't need any experience,

let's have an interview first.

If you don't need me, I'll get going.

Dad wants you to sit down, it's an order.

Dad,

this isn't the military.

Don't order, just ask me.

You need to be realistic

in order to dream, honey.

Mom!

Dad...

Have you two ever had a dream?

Dammit!

Yeah?

When does this shoot end...

Boss is not answering.

What shoot?

There's definitely something between them.

Director Kang,

why are you so curious?

She said it's nothing.

I'm just giving you a friendly heads up.

He makes porn films.

So?

Shouldn't you have someone

follow her around?

As you know,

if she gets involved in a scandal...

So what?

An actress is a person,

what's wrong with a scandal or two?

There was a rumor that

A Lucky Day was plagiarized.

Worry about yourself.

Watch it!

That b*tch!

I f***ing had it! I'll f***ing kill her!

That f***ing whore!

Damn...

I'll never visit another film set.

We couldn't even move

for ten hours in the rain.

12 hours.

Right.

Corpses shouldn't move anyway.

Don't features feed extras?

Right?

I was dying to go to the washroom.

Oh yeah, what about our pay?

I have to give it to my wife.

Beyond that, when we were acting,

they all loved it, laughing and cheering--

You f***ing moron!

Don't you get it?

They were making fun of us

because we make porn.

They weren't laughing with us,

they were laughing at us!

We're supposed to get paid

and get food too!

And washroom... F*** this...

F***ing bastards...

Excuse me.

Aren't you an actress?

Could we take a photo?

Thank you.

I'll take it in three.

One, two,

three!

-How dare you!

-What?

Hey, what's going on?

-Don't do it, it's not worth it!

-Who the hell are you?

Can't you tell? They're pornographers.

What's the big deal about grabbing a tit?

Don't you sell your body

for a living anyway?

POLICE STATION:

Holy sh*t!

What the hell! So f***ing annoying.

You didn't throw it away?

My palm won't open.

So you kept it the whole time?

Yes.

You'll get arrested

for illegal weapon possession.

-This?

-Watch it!

I'm not kidding, you chicken sh*t!

An Officer and a Nurse...

Should we do it?

-The wind feels so good.

-Hand inside!

You know, with the hand outside,

the wind feels like

plump breast in my hand.

Frigging idiot.

Go get a license already.

RESIGNATION LETTER

JUNG-WOO PARK

RESIGNATION LETTER

JUNG-WOO PARK

A gift certificate?

Resignation letter.

What the hell!

It's too early for a joke!

Thank you for everything, kind of.

Jung-woo,

Your debut is just around the corner.

I'll shoot my own film from now.

Jung-woo, have a paid vacation.

Jin-hwan, what's up with him?

What about you, boss?

What? How dare you!

Anyway...

this is a huge opportunity for you.

Do you have a pen?

Here.

That idiot...

JIN-HWAN

Stop that!

JUN-SU

DAE-YOON

Hey, idiot!

FILM IDIO That's nice!

Idiot!

Awesome!

A pig's head!

Jun-su Kang

Shooting starts next week.

I'll send you the script and schedule.

Come on man, give us a better deal.

I was at your wedding,

your wife was real hottie.

It's my director's project,

find me five good extras

on the standby list.

Okay, thank you!

Chicken sh*t,

you got some clout at school?

-I was the class president.

-Who cares, move the car.

-Sure thing...

-Got a complaint.

Okay.

Eun-su, I'll head back to the office.

-Chang-su.

-Yeah?

Have you seen a porn film?

Well... you know...

A few...

Why?

Do you know...

director Jung-woo Park?

Jung-woo Park?

How do you him?

And you?

Have you seen...

his films?

Almost all.

Congratulations!

As his second feature,

he showcased fresh new take

on comic-action genre,

and received rave reviews from

critics and audiences alike.

It's almost over.

Penthouse, your shack, or here,

the views are the same.

I didn't know you were shooting that day.

I'm sorry.

No.

I'm the one who should be sorry.

WINDMILL, STRAWBERRY, SUNNY

SUK-BONG

AN OFFICER AND A NURSE CASTING BOARD

How about Sunny as the lead?

Isn't she pretty good?

Sure.

Everything but acting.

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