Red Hook Page #4

BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO

WITH A VIDEO STORE?

TWO BOOTS:

IN THE EAST VILLAGE-

THEY SHOW MOVIES.

EXCUSE ME?

TWO BOOTS.

OH, I HEARD

WHAT YOU SAID.

I JUST DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE

WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP US

ON A SCAVENGER HUNT.

I GOT WORK TO DO,

AND YOU'RE IN MY WAY.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

LET'S GET A PICTURE.

(clears throat)

OH.

(camera shutter clicks)

(giggles)

(chuckles)

OH, MY-OH, MY GOD.

I WOULD KILL TO SEE TIM'S FACE

WHEN HE GETS OUR PICTURE.

(cell phone rings)

(ring)

(cell phone rings)

WHO IS THAT?

MUST BE THE NEXT CLUE.

NO, NO, THE CLUE CAME

ON MY PHONE.

WHO-WHO THE HELL

IS ASMERET?

THEN I MUST HAVE GOTTEN

A WRONG NUMBER.

THEN WHY DID YOU

TURN IT OFF SO FAST?

ARE YOU ALWAYS:

THIS CRANKY AFTER SEX?

YEAH, I GUESS.

OH, MY GOD. (scoffs)

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?

CAMILLE, WHO TEXTED YOU?

NO ONE.

GIVE IT UP, OKAY?

LOOK, I KNOW YOU WEREN'T AT HOME

WITH A COLD THE OTHER NIGHT.

(sighs) WHAT DO YOU

WANT ME TO SAY?

JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH.

YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT.

LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M OUT OF HERE. YOU...

I'M GONNA GO FIND

THE NEXT CLUE.

IF YOU WAN TO FIGURE IT OUT,

YOU KNOW:

WHERE TO FIND ME.

(scoffs)

CHAPPY?

(sighs)

COME ON,

GIVE ME MY SHIRT.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, OKAY?

NOW IT'S EVEN DIRTIER.

(gasps)

(knock on door)

(footsteps retreating)

(door squeaks)

(cell phone rings)

STILL NO SIGN?

GOOD GOD, TIM. WHAT-

OH. (chuckles)

PLANTING CLUES.

WHY'D YOU SEND ME

THOSE TEXT MESSAGES?

THEY'RE YOUR CLUES

TO START THE GAME.

BUT GAVIN WAS NO IN HIS ROOM,

AND WHY DID YOU:

SEND ME "OOPS"?

THAT WAS:

REALLY, REALLY CRUEL.

IT WASN'T ME.

THE MESSAGES ARE

FROM RED HOOK.

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. "OOPS"

IS ONE OF MY QUICK NOTES.

I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY

SENT THAT INSTEAD OF A CLUE.

ALL THE CLUES ARE

PROGRAMMED IN, SEE?

"GAVIN IS IN HIS ROOM."

MUST HAVE BEEN:

AN OLD MESSAGE.

LOOK, IT HAD-IT HAD NOTHING

TO DO WITH YOUR FIRST CLUE.

GRANT'S TOMB?

YOU HAVE TO ADMI YOU'RE PRETTY MORBID.

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE

TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

I INTENTIONALLY MATCHED

ALL OF THE CLUES

WITH EACH PERSON

IN THE GAME.

UM, I DON'T GET IT.

ALL THE PICTURES THA EVERYONE IS SENDING ME-

I'M PUTTING THEM

ALL TOGETHER.

IT'S KIND OF LIKE A MOVIE,

YOU KNOW, DRAMA, RIGHT?

LIKE, I HAVE IT SET UP

SO THE CHAPPY HAS TO MEET UP

WITH HIGGINBOTHAM AND ANGELA

AT AN INTERNET CAF

FOR A SURPRISE CLUE.

WE GET TO SEE:

HOW THEY GET ALONG.

SO WAIT,

WHAT KIND OF SITUATION

WERE YOU PLANNING

ON PUTTING ME AND GAVIN INTO?

I THOUGHT GRANT'S TOMB MIGH GET YOU ALL HOT FOR EACH OTHER.

DO YOU ACTUALLY:

ENJOY BEING A DICK?

CUT YOUR LOSSES.

SO YOU GOT STOOD UP.

YOU STILL HAVE:

PLENTY OF TIME:

TO FIND ANOTHER PARTNER

FOR THE GAME.

I GUARANTEE YOU:

IT IS SO WORTH IT.

THE FINAL DESTINATION-

SO COOL.

TELL ME WHAT IT IS.

WHAT IS IT?

YOU'LL JUST HAVE

TO BE THERE BY MIDNIGHT.

A HINT, A HINT.

OH, THE HINT-

THE CLUE IS IN THE CLUES.

(gasps)

WAIT, WAIT,

SO ALL OF MY CLUES,

WHAT DID YOU SAY, THEY'RE-

THEY'RE GONNA BE MATCHED TO ME?

JOIN THE GAME:

AND FIND OUT!

COME ON, GOD!

(breathing heavily)

JENNY!

(grunts)

YOU WANT TO TELL ME

WHY YOU'RE CHASING JENNY

AND HOW THE HELL

YOU GOT IN?

IT'S OKAY DEENA, DEENA.

SO DO YOU, UH,

WANT TO TELL ME:

WHY YOU'RE CHASING ME

AND HOW THE HELL YOU GOT IN?

UH, YEAH.

OW.

(speaking indistinctly)

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, UM, YOUR PARENTS

WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU,

AND THEY KNEW I'D RETIRED UP

HERE, SO THEY CALLED ME.

(scoffs) WHY DIDN'T YOU

JUST TELL ME?

BECAUSE THEY DIDN' WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM

LIKE THEY WERE:

CHECKIN' UP ON YOU.

SO WHERE WERE YOU

WHEN I WAS BEING SHOT AT?

SHOT AT?

JENNY, YOUR PARENTS

CALLED ME TWO DAYS AGO.

OKAY, THEN SOME-SOMEBODY

HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND

SINCE THE DAY:

THAT I GOT HERE.

OKAY, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

NO? ANY DESCRIPTION?

UH, THAT'S THE THING.

I HAVEN'T-

I HAVEN'T REALLY

SEEN ANYBODY,

BUT IT'S JUS THIS FEELING THAT I GET.

OR MAYBE I'M CRAZY.

AFTER WHA YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH,

YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT TO JUMP

AT EVERY NOISE YOU HEAR.

WHY DIDN'T YOU

JUST SHOW YOURSELF?

I WAS PUTTIN' YOUR PARENTS

BEFORE YOU, AND I'M SORRY.

THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

CAN YOU TELL MY PARENTS

THAT YOU LOST MY TRAIL

BECAUSE I STARTED

SELLING DRUGS,

AND I JOINED A CULT,

AND MY PIMP REALLY

DOESN'T APPRECIATE

YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND.

OKAY, I GET IT.

IF YOU NEED ME,

PLEASE, CALL ME.

I WILL.

I WILL CALL YOU:

IF SOMETHING REAL HAPPENS.

OKAY.

AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE

IN PRETTY GOOD HANDS

WITH, UH, ANNIE OAKLEY

HERE ANYWAY.

(chuckles)

YOU WERE LEAVING.

YEAH, YEAH.

THANK YOU.

LOOK AT YOU,

ALL GROWN UP.

EW.

BYE.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE WELCOME,

BY THE WAY.

(scoffs)

OH, THANK YOU

FOR LOOKING OUT FOR ME.

(laughs)

OH, YEAH, DON'T WAIT UP.

DON'T BE SLOW.

ARE YOU GONNA TREAT ME

LIKE THIS ALL DAY?

HELL, ARE YOU GONNA

TREAT ME LIKE THIS

OUR WHOLE LIFE TOGETHER?

ARE YOU COMING IN?

YEAH.

WELL, SO NOW THAT YOU KNOW YOUR

STALKER'S NOT REALLY A STALKER,

ARE YOU GONNA FINALLY

LEAVE YOUR ROOM?

YEAH, I'M TOTALLY CURED.

(scoffs)

IT SO WORKS THAT WAY.

OH, WHEN DID THA GET THERE?

HELLO, I CALLED YOU

ABOUT THE VIDEO DROP BOX.

WAIT, WHEN DID YOU-

WHEN YOU WERE NEGOTIATING

WITH THE CAB DRIVER,

I CALLED AHEAD.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME

BECAUSE, WELL, HEARING ME'S

NOT ONE OF YOUR STRONG SUITS.

ANYWAY, UH, WE'RE HERE

ON A SCAVENGER HUN

THAT I'M SURE THAT OUR R.A.

TOLD SOMEONE HERE TO PU SOMETHING IN A VIDEO DROP BOX.

SO IF YOU COULD:

JUST OPEN SAID DROP BOX,

WE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR HAIR,

AND I'M SURE THAT SHE'LL BE

OUT OF YOUR HAIR EVEN SOONER,

'CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS

FIVE PACES AHEAD OF ME.

YEP, THAT GUY

WAS JUST HERE.

WELL, SHOW US.

YEAH, APPARENTLY,

THIS IS A SCAVENGER HUNT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK.

(Jenny)

I'M NOT OPENING IT.

HINT-IF HE WAS GONNA

BREAK UP WITH YOU IN A LETTER,

HE'D LEAVE I ON YOUR DOOR.

THAT'S WEIRD.

"FIND JENNY TRAYLOR."

(scoffs)

THIS HAD BETTER BE

THE RIGHT ONE,

'CAUSE IF I GO TO ANOTHER

INTERNET CAF, I WILL SCREAM.

I WAS STARTING TO THINK

WE WERE NEVER GONNA FIND SOMEONE

REALLY NAMED ASMER-MER-MER...

(giggles)

YOU MUST BE:

FROM THE SCAVENGER HUNT.

YES, WE ARE.

WAIT, THAT'S MINE!

WE-WE GOT HERE FIRST.

HEY, HOW MANY OF THESE CAFS

HAVE YOU BEEN TO?

SIX.

AND HOW MANY ASMERETS

HAVE YOU TALKED TO?

ACTUALLY,

SHE IS THE FIRST. YOU?

SEVEN.

(laughs)

I HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS.

OH.

IT'S TOO SMALL

FOR A DOOR.

I'M SO TIRED

OF TIM'S GAMES.

YEAH... (sighs)

UH, SINCE NO ONE WANTED TO BE

MY PARTNER FOR THE HUNT,

AND SINCE:

YOU'VE BEEN STOOD UP,

YOU'RE AS BIG A LOSER

AS I AM.

I SAY WE SCREW 'EM ALL,

WIN THE TICKETS,

WIN THE HUNT,

GO TO THE CONCERT.

JACK WHITE COULD TURN ME.

(Paula) OF COURSE

SHE'LL BE HERE.

SHE'S ALWAYS IN HER ROOM.

HI.

OH, PLEASE,

TAKE YOUR TIME.

(thud)

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD,

IT'S A FINGER.

GOD.

WHO WOULD DO THAT?

DON'T-DON'T- DON'T TOUCH IT.

DON'T TOUCH IT.

OH!

"FOLLOW THE CLUES

AND GAVIN LIVES.

"FIND THE FINAL

DESTINATION:

BEFORE GAVIN MEETS HIS."

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