Religulous Page #12
second coming of Jesus Christ.
It seems peaceful,
but this is the very spot where
a lot of Christians believe
life on earth will end.
The irony of religion
is that because
to destructive courses,
the world actually
could come to an end.
A lot of people
in this country believe
in end times.
There will be this great
reckoning, the Rapture.
- Do you believe that?
- I do.
But if you believe that the world is
gonna come to an end,
and perhaps any day now,
does it not drain
one's motivation
to improve life on earth
while we're here?
The plain fact is,
religion must die
for mankind to live.
The hour is getting very late
to be able to indulge
by religious people,
by irrationalists, by those
who would steer the ship of state
not by a compass,
but by the equivalent
of reading the entrails
of a chicken.
George Bush prayed
a lot about Iraq,
but he didn't learn
a lot about it.
I don't know that much
about politics,
I'll vote for President Bush
because of his faith.
Faith means making
a virtue out of not thinking.
It's nothing to brag about.
And those who preach faith
are our intellectual slaveholders,
keeping mankind in a bondage
to fantasy and nonsense
that has spawned and justified
so much lunacy and destruction.
Religion is dangerous
because it allows human beings
who don't have all the answers
to think that they do.
Most people would think
it's wonderful when someone says,
"I'm willing, Lord.
I'll do whatever You want me to do."
Except that since there
are no gods actually talking to us,
that void is filled in by people
with their own corruptions,
- limitations and agendas.
- It's going to happen,
and I'm not saying
necessarily nuclear...
The Lord didn't say nuclear...
but I do believe it'll
be something like that.
they know...
they just know
what happens when you die,
I promise you, you don't.
How can I be so sure?
Because I don't know,
and you do not possess
mental powers that I do not.
The only appropriate attitude
for man to have
about the big questions
is not the arrogant certitude
that is the hallmark of religion,
but doubt. Doubt is humble,
and that's what
man needs to be,
considering that human history
is just a litany
of getting sh*t dead wrong.
Jesus is coming back
to rescue the Jews,
because he is
the only one that can.
The believer goes in the paradise.
Unbeliever, they will go to hell.
The Jews are the only reason
that I am a Christian.
- I love them.
- But you're not gonna take them
- to heaven with you, are you?
- I'm gonna go in the Rapture,
and I'm gonna come back
on a white horse.
So you think Jesus
will end this earth at some point,
maybe in your lifetime?
One always hopes.
This is a sign, and that is a sign.
If a nuclear bomb went off,
and it seemed like that was
exactly what it had said,
balls of fire or something,
you wouldn't look on that
as necessarily a bad thing.
I know I'll be with God.
This is why rational people,
anti-religionists,
must end their timidity
and come out of the closet
and assert themselves.
And those who consider themselves
only moderately religious
really need to look
in the mirror and realize
that the solace and comfort
that religion brings you
actually comes
at a terrible price.
It says in the last days
there'll be wars, rumors of wars.
The Bible prophesies
from the Book of Revelation...
they're going to be fulfilled!
Can this be accomplished
without violence?
- No.
- Islam ruling the world,
global jihad.
- Who will win out?
- We'll win.
That's for God to decide
on Judgment Day.
If you belonged to a political
party or a social club
that was tied
to as much bigotry, misogyny,
homophobia, violence
and sheer ignorance
as religion is,
you'd resign in protest.
To do otherwise is
to be an enabler,
a Mafia wife,
with the true devils of extremism
that draw their legitimacy
from the billions
of their fellow travelers.
If the world does come
to an end here or wherever,
or if it limps into the future,
decimated by the effects
of a religion-inspired
nuclear terrorism,
let's remember
what the real problem was:
That we learned how
to precipitate mass death
before we got past
the neurological disorder
of wishing for it.
That's it. Grow up or die.
We are in a conflict
between good and evil.
See you in heaven.
Who knows?
Yeah, exactly.
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