Repoman Page #4

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And my credit is spotless.

Credit is a sacred trust.

It's what our free society

is founded on.

Do you think they give a damn

about their bills in Russia?

I said, do you think they give a

damn about their bills in Russia?

They don't pay bills

in Russia. It's all free.

All free?

Free, my ass. What are you,

a f***ing commie?

No, I ain't no commie.

You better not be. I don't want

no commies in my car.

No Christians, either.

(Kevin) I'll deal with you later.

I got a customer to attend to.

You, too.

Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir?

[Panting]

[Machine whirring]

A little vacuum, sir?

[Sighing]

[Man vomiting]

Well, hey, do you want me to

check the trunk?

Excuse me.

[Car horn honking]

Hi, I'm Kevin.

Hey, buddy, how you doing?

Hey, don't you remember me?

I was here yesterday.

Listen, I think I left a book of matches

over in your office over there.

You want to go check for me?

Sure thing.

Hey, thanks a lot, buddy.

Anything for you, babes.

All right, you're beautiful, I love you.

Be right back.

[Tires screeching]

What?

[Men whooping]

(Otto)

It's really very simple,

Mrs. Parks.

You don't want me

to take your car...

and I don't want

to take your car.

Now, I said

to the boss, I said:

"Look, I do not want to

repossess this lady's car."

Well, I've been in

the hospital, you see.

Yes, yes, I understand.

But my job is really

on the line over this one.

I mean, I could

lose it right away.

I'll see if I can

borrow some money

from somewhere.

That's terrific.

Really terrific.

[Men chattering]

Oh, how was the rehearsal, Son?

It was okay.

Who's this?

Oh, this is Mr. Otto, Gary...

from the finance company.

He's been telling me that he isn't

going to take the car this time...

even though he could.

[Chuckling]

Well...

got to get going here.

(Mrs. Parks)

Did you like the tea?

The tea?

Yeah, it was terrific.

[Grunting]

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Excuse me.

(Mrs. Parks) I gave you the last week's

payment, and you didn't do it.

What did you do with it?

I'm so tired of giving you money, and you

squandering it. I know what you done.

Y'all went out dancing somewhere,

that's what you did.

Listen, next time I give you some money,

I want you to put it on the car.

You working.

How come you didn't do it?

I don't know what's happening here.

(Gary)

It's all right.

[Gary and

Mrs. Parks chattering]

[Engine revving]

(Otto) Hey, it's cool, man,

everything's cool!

Hey, I like music, too, man!

[Otto groaning]

##[Humming]

Some people ain't cut out to be

a repo man.

Why don't you smarten up, kid?

F*** you, Plettschner.

Ow! Ow!

Don't you say "f*** you" to me.

Don't you know who I am?

Yeah, you're Plettschner.

You're f***ing right,

I'm Plettschner! Otto Plettschner!

Three times decorated

in two world wars!

I was killing people...

while you were swimming around in your

father's balls, you little scumbag.

I worked five years

in a slaughterhouse...

and 10 years

as a prison guard in Attica!

So what?

So what?

So, never say "f*** you" to me, because

you haven't earned the right yet.

(Lite) Kid, I need

a contract driver.

See what

I mean, punk?

##[Humming]

F*** you.

F*** you!

(Plettschner)

You little scumbag.

(Lite)

Shut up, Plettschner.

Don't you ever

tell me to shut up!

[Gurgling]

Sh*t.

[Speaking Spanish]

It's too hot in here, man.

[Gurgling]

What the hell is going on?

It's so f***ing hot I think that sh*t

in the trunk is going to melt.

I think we better take a look,

all right?

(Lagarto)

Go get us two sodas.

(Napo) All right, as soon

as I check the trunk.

(Lagarto) We're just the mules.

Entiendes?

[Speaking Spanish]

[Gurgling]

(Marlene) Helping Hand.

Marlene...

we found the car.

(Duke)

Come on, you guys.

[Ladder creaking]

(Debbi) Get the lead out.

Stop pushing, Duke.

(Duke) That's the medication.

Oh, man.

(Archie) Be cool, dude, we got more.

Let me help you,

Archie dear.

(Archie) Come on, come on.

##[All singing]

Yeah, well that's not the only thing,

Marlene. This car is hot.

(Marlene)

What do you mean? Stolen?

No, I mean it's hot,

really hot.

Hot?

Yeah, we're sweating like pigs, man.

Look at the papers.

Where's the car from?

(Lagarto)

It's from some place...

Roswell, New Mexico.

[Whistling]

Duke!

[Both slurping]

(Lite) Me, fight in the war, man?

F***, no way.

##[music playing] Nobody got to

do that sh*t. Not in this country.

New ID don't cost no more than a pink slip.

You know what I mean?

Something wrong?

No.

You know, Marlene?

Man, she's pretty hot.

Otto, my man...

I'd jump on that action from day one

if I know where she was coming from.

[Snickering]

(Otto) See you back at the yard.

Have fun.

[People chattering]

[People arguing]

[Dog barking]

Holy sh*t.

[Gun firing]

Holy sh*t!

Lite! Holy sh*t!

Holy f***ing sh*t!

Lite!

Lite! Lite!

Open the door! There's a maniac in...

What are you doing?

Open the door, man!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Open the door!

Lite!

You're still on the job, white boy.

Get in the car.

Open the door, man! Open the f***ing door!

Open the door, Lite!

Get in the car. Jesus Christ!

[Police siren wailing]

You're crazy, Lite.

I mean, you can't just shoot

into people's houses.

I mean, maybe you shot the guy.

What if I did?

Well, I don't know.

I mean, that's pretty severe.

Jesus Christ!

Hey, blanks get

the job done, too.

You repo men, man, you guys are

all out to f***ing lunch.

Let's get out of here.

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

[Man mumbling]

Is it you? This is Leila.

Are you using a scrambler?

I can't hear you.

I'm using a scrambler.

[Man continues mumbling]

Look out!

What?

Happy face,

do you want a ride?

No! Help!

[Leila crying]

(Leila)

What do you want from me?

(man)

We ask the questions.

You're not going to

torture me, are you?

Torture you? What for?

To find out what I know.

I'd torture someone

in a second,

if it was up to me.

[Scoffs]

Why are you looking

for the Malibu?

Because of the trunk.

The aliens inside.

Illegal aliens?

No, silly.

Extraterrestrial.

[Laughing]

Did you ever think

about joining the CIA?

I'm gonna have

to ask my boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

##[Men singing]

(Otto)

What's going on?

(Marlene)

The usual.

(Oly) Come on, Miller. Hi, Marlene.

How you doing, baby?

[Man laughing]

(Oly) Jesus, who done that

to you, son?

Who done what?

(Bud) "Who done what," he says.

You wanna talk about guts?

What'd you do

with your face, kid?

Just some dude, it doesn't matter.

Yes, it does.

Why don't you do something,

Plettschner?

Aren't you a cop or something?

Marlene, I'm on my coffee break.

Repo man don't go running to the

Man, Marlene. Repo man goes it alone.

Yes, sirree, Bob.

Just like John Wayne.

Damn right, just like John Wayne.

What's wrong with that?

(Plettschner)

Greatest American that ever lived.

John Wayne was a fag.

What did you say, Miller?

(Oly)

What?

John Wayne was a fag.

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