Repoman Page #5

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(all) The hell he was!

He was, too, you boys.

I installed two-way mirrors

in his pad in Brentwood.

And he come

to the door in a dress.

(Plettschner)

You're f***ing nuts.

(Oly) That doesn't mean

he was a homo, Miller.

A lot of straight guys like

to watch their buddies f***.

Know I do.

(all) Yeah?

Don't you?

Damn straight, I do.

F*** John Wayne, man!

Tell us his name, you little p*ssy.

Piss off, a**hole.

(Otto)

You bastards!

(Bud)

Take it easy.

Come on, easy, man.

The guy's head is hurt.

[Screaming]

You're taking this

too personal, son.

The thing is, a repo man got beat up

in the line of duty.

It doesn't matter

that that man was you.

What really matters is that the guy

that did it has got to pay the price.

Now stop being selfish

and tell us his name.

Come on.

[Otto screaming]

(Otto)

You bastard! All right.

Okay, his name was...

Mr. Humphries?

Yes,

I'm Mr. Humphries.

What do you want?

[Groans]

(newscaster) The President admitted

US planes have...

napalmed refugee camps

in southern Mexico.

He explained that these camps were,

in fact, guerrilla bases.

In strife-torn Guatemala, shots

were fired at the US Embassy.

[Ringing]

Government troops retaliated

and killed 50...

Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation,

Marlene speaking.

(Leila)

Hello, is Otto there?

It's for you, a girl.

Yeah.

Hi Otto, it's Leila.

Psst!

Leila who?

##[When The Sh*t

Hits The Fan playing]

I can't believe

I used to like these guys.

(Rogersz)

Listen to me.

For the sake of this

and future generations...

you must tell us

everything you know.

Yeah, sure.

I need another drink.

Otto, these aliens

aren't on ice or anything.

They could be

starting to decay.

We've got to find them before

they turn into mush.

Well, well, well,

if it ain't the repo man.

You look like sh*t,

you wanker!

Duke, Debbi, Archie...

I'd like you to meet Leila

and her weird friend.

How you doing,

a**hole?

How come you don't hang out

with your friends no more?

(Otto)

What friends?

[Exclaiming]

Want some beaut, dude?

(Debbi and Archie) Duke!

[Both sniffing]

I really love you, man.

You're my best friend

because you always...

f***ing came to see me

while I was in juvie.

(Otto) I was busy, man.

I told you, I was working.

Look, a metal hand.

Cool.

[Laughing]

Can we feel it?

Enchant.

[Laughing]

[Archie laughing]

F*** this. Let's go

do some crimes.

Charming friends

you got there, Otto.

Thanks.

I made them myself.

##[Scatting]

(Debbi)

Hey!

What the f*** are you doing

with our car?

Your car?

(Archie)

Yeah.

Are you sure?

This looks

like my car.

Are there pecan pies

in the back seat?

Not anymore,

we ate them.

Shut up, Archie.

(Archie) You shut up.

You still here?

My car looks

just like this.

But this is yours.

Your car.

(Archie)

Yeah, four-eyes.

Of course.

What's in the trunk?

What do you mean?

You don't even know what's

in your own trunk?

(Debbi) Kill him, Duke.

You know what?

I think you're afraid

to find out.

Kill him. Come on, Duke,

you putty butt. Kill him.

I ain't afraid

of nothing, see?

It's all right, I don't blame you

for being afraid.

I said, I ain't afraid of nothing!

I kill people like you!

Oh, well.

I guess you're right.

It's better not to look.

Get...

Beautiful evening.

You can almost see the stars.

(Archie)

Shut up.

He's going to open it.

[Screams]

(Debbi) Come on, Duke.

This thing is hot.

[Archie snickering]

(Debbi)

We don't have all night.

Cool.

Close it, Duke.

No!

Dukie Wukie

hurt his little hand.

F*** you, Archie.

Just for that, you're not

in the gang anymore.

I'm taking over now.

(Debbi)

Oh, leave it out.

King Archie, the Invincible.

Shut up, Archie.

Hey, Debbi, watch this.

[Whooshing]

(J. Frank)

Oh, dear, what a shame.

Come on, Duke,

let's go do those crimes.

Yeah, let's go

get sushi and not pay.

[Man chattering on radio]

(Napo)

Hey.

Hey, buddy.

[Muttering]

Special deputies, pull over.

(Napo)

Hey.

So the farmer says, "The ice

broke, and he fell in."

There goes

another one.

What are these people, man?

They only put one person in each car.

The city wants us to carpool,

but nobody gives a sh*t.

If people carpooled,

we'd be out of work.

Bullshit. "How come that pig's

got a wooden leg?"

[Whistling] "Well," says the farmer,

"About three months ago"...

(Miller)

Look at that car.

Hey, Budsky,

there's your girlfriend.

Los Rodriguez brothers, huh?

Okay, boys,

we got the whole team

here tonight.

Let's settle these

motherfuckers' hash for good.

[Whistling]

(Lite) Let's do it.

(Napo)

Pull over.

[Speaking Spanish]

Sh*t!

(Bud)

I got it.

(Lagarto)

Hey, watch it, relax.

[Gurgling]

Don't lose him, man.

I hate men who play dumb.

(Lagarto) You see him?

Hey, take it easy.

(Napo)

Stop the f***ing car.

[Horns blaring]

(Miller)

Stop the f***ing thing.

Hey, come on,

you motherf***er.

[Crashing]

Sh*t!

Motherf***er, come on. Come on,

motherf***er. Yeah, come on.

What are you waiting for, motherf***er?

I'll kick your f***ing ass. Come on.

Come on, what are you going to do

with that bat? - What?

[Logarto yelling]

Too bad, Bud. This is going

to cost you plenty!

What do you mean, cost me plenty?

How's your neck, Napoleon?

Oh, my neck.

Yeah, oh sh*t!

Oh sh*t, my neck is killing me, man.

I think I got whiplash.

Besides the whiplash,

this isn't a repo car.

Bullshit. I got the f***ing papers.

Old!

We paid it off.

You see, this is

our favorite car.

That's right.

You got insurance, motherf***er?

[All shouting]

No!

(Oly) Come on, take it easy.

(Napo) Come on.

Cocksucker!

(Bud) Whose side are you on,

for Christ's sake?

We lose, God damn it!

[Metal scraping]

Sh*t!

This is bullshit, Oly.

Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal

woke me up at 4:
00 this morning.

Unfortunately, it isn't bullshit.

It's a summons.

Bullshit. You should have

refused to accept it.

Have you read it?

The goddamn Rodriguez brothers are

suing us for malicious damage...

medical expenses, and harassment,

for a car they f***ing own!

The Rodriguez brothers are...

You believe the f***ing

Rodriguez brothers?

They're a couple of scumbags,

Oly. You know them.

I know that, Bud, but we've got to

sit down and get our stories straight.

Bullshit, you're taking

their word against mine.

I was there, remember?

[Man chattering on TV]

Why don't you go home?

Take the rest of the week off.

Take the rest of the...

I can't take the f***ing...

Yeah, I get it.

"Take the rest

of the week off, Budsky"...

so you can get the f***ing $20,000

for the Malibu.

Make it a f***ing month!

Yeah, well, f*** you!

On second thought, Budsky,

don't bother coming back at all.

Great.

I'll come back

and pick up my stuff later...

when the f***ing place

don't stink so bad.

[Door closing]

[Chuckling]

Shut up.

##[music playing]

(Bud)

F***ing trash.

Makes you wonder

how much they owe.

Most of them are on the run, don't even

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