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Reservoir Dogs Page #11
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 99 min
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VIC:
Well, what I wanna do is go back
to work. But I got this Koons
prick deep up my ass. He won't
let me leave the halfway house
till I get some piece of sh*t job.
My plans have always been to be
part of the team again.
There's a KNOCK at the door.
JOE:
Come in.
The door opens and in walks Joe's son, Nice Guy Eddie.
Vic turns around in his seat and sees him.
EDDIE:
(to Vic)
I see ya sittin here, but I don't
believe it.
Vic gets out of his seat and hugs Eddie.
EDDIE:
How ya doin, Toothpick?
VIC:
Fine, now.
EDDIE:
I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked
you up personally at the pen.
This whole week's just been crazy.
I've had my head up my ass the
entire time.
VIC:
That's what your father and I been
talkin about.
EDDIE:
That I should've picked you up?
VIC:
No. That your head's been up your
ass. I walk through the door and
Joe says "Vic, you're back, thank
god. Finally somebody who knows
what the f*** he's doing. Vic,
Vic, Vic, Eddie, my son, is a f***
up." And I say "Well, Joe, I
coulda told you that." "I'm
ruined! He's ruining me! My son,
I love him, but he's taking my
business and flushing it down the
f***in toilet!"
(to Joe)
school. You tell 'im Joe.
Tell 'im yourself.
JOE:
Eddie, I hate like hell for you to
hear it this way. But when Vic
asked me how's business, well, you
don't lie to a man who's just done
four years in the slammer for ya.
Eddie bobs his head up and down.
EDDIE:
Oh really, is that a fact?
Eddie JUMPS Vic and they fall to the floor.
The two friends, laughing and cussing at each other,
wrestle on the floor of Joe's office.
Joe's on his feet yelling at them.
JOE:
(yelling)
Okay, okay, enough, enough!
Playtime's over! You wanna roll
around on the floor, do it in
Eddie's office, not mine!
The two men break it up. They are completely disheveled,
hair a mess, shirttails out. As they get themselves
together, they continue to taunt one another.
EDDIE:
Daddy, did ya see that?
JOE:
What?
EDDIE:
Guy got me on the ground, tried to
f*** me.
VIC:
You f***in wish.
EDDIE:
You tried to f*** me in my
father's office, you sick bastard.
Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do
in the privacy of your own home,
go do it. But don't try to f***
me. I don't think of you that
way. I mean, I like you a lot--
VIC:
Eddie, if I was a pirate, I
wouldn't throw you to the crew.
EDDIE:
No, you'd keep me for yourself.
Four years f***in punks in the ass
made you appreciate prime rib when
you get it.
VIC:
I might break you, Nice Guy, but
I'd make you my dog's b*tch.
You'd be suckin the dick and going
down on a mangy T-bone hound.
EDDIE:
Now ain't that a sad sight, daddy,
walks into jail a white man, walks
out talkin like a n*gger. It's
all that black semen been shootin
up his butt. It's backed up into
his brain and comes out of his
mouth.
JOE:
Are you two finished? We were
talkin about some serious sh*t
when you came in Eddie. We got a
big problem we're tryin to solve.
Now Eddie, would you like to sit
down and help us solve it, or do
you two wanna piss fart around?
Playtime is over and Vic and Eddie know it. So they both
take seats in front of Joe's desk.
JOE:
Now Vic was tellin me, he's got a
parole problem.
EDDIE:
Really? Who's your P.O.?
VIC:
Craig Koons.
EDDIE:
Koons? Oh sh*t, I hear he's a
motherf***er.
VIC:
He is a motherf***er. He won't
let me leave the halfway house
till I get some piece of sh*t job.
EDDIE:
You're coming back to work for us,
right?
VIC:
I wanna. But I gotta show this
a**hole I got an honest-to-
goodness job before he'll let me
move out on my own. I can't work
for you guys and be worried about
gettin back before ten o'clock
curfew.
JOE:
(to Eddie)
We can work this out, can't we?
EDDIE:
This isn't all that bad. We can
give you a lot of legitimate jobs.
Put you on the rotation at Long
Beach as a dock worker.
VIC:
I don't wanna lift crates.
EDDIE:
You don't hafta lift sh*t. You
don't really work there. But as
far as the records are concerned,
you do. I call up Matthews, the
foreman, tell him he's got a new
guy. You're on the schedule. You
got a timecard, it's clocked in
and out for you everyday, and you
get a pay check at the end of the
week. And ya know dock workers
don't do too bad. So you can move
without Koons thinkin "what the
f***." And if Koons ever wants to
make a surprise visit, you're gone
that day. That day we sent you to
Tustin. We gotta bunch of sh*t
You're at the Taft airstrip pickin
up a bunch of sh*t and bringing it
back. Part of your jab is goin
different places - and we got
places all over the place.
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