Restless Natives
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
- 599 Views
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMEN [SHEEP BLEATING
IN DISTANCE]
[MUMBLES]
THIS IS A HOLD-UP.
THIS IS A HOLD-UP.
WHAT'S
HE TALKING ABOUT?
OH. RAG WEEK.
RAG WEEK?
STUDENTS, YOU MORON.
NO! NO! YOU DON' UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE THE THIRD
THIS WEEK ALREADY.
NO, REALLY.
TO INVERLOCH?
WE'LL DRIVE ON.
SHH! BE QUIET!
STOP ANNOYING:
YOUR DADDY.
THE THIRD RIGHT...
DON'T TELL ME
ANYMORE...
[BLEATING]
Man:
NO. I'M NOT SAYINGIT'S A COMPLETE FAILURE.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT. I'M
AND I WOULDN'T BE
IF IT WAS.
I'M JUST SAYING
MAYBE IT'S NOT RIGHT,
I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK
IN SOME WAYS:
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY?
FOR THEIR MONEY,
SOME OF THEM.
[BELL DINGS]
I'M IN A HURRY, OK?
STINK BOMB.
WHAT'S IT COST, THAT?
NASTY SUGAR.
BANGERS...
ARE YOU SURE ABOU THE NASTY SUGAR?
AYE, 3 BAGS.
UH, PICKED SCAB.
LUMINOUS SNOT,
AND A PLASTIC TURD.
3.5...
[COINS CLATTER
ON COUNTER]
ONE SOLITARY POLICEMAN
OUT ON A CASE?
THERE'S EXPENSES.
THERE'S PETROL.
THERE'S OVERTIME.
MONEY, RONNIE.
IT'S A BAD THING.
LOOK...
YOU WANT EXCITEMENT.
RIGHT? WHY?
NO.
BECAUSE WITHOUT MONEY,
WITHOUT MONEY,
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!
ABOUT BAD THINGS, RIGHT?
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A BAD THING
THAT YOU'RE WORKING
IN A CORPORATION
AND I'M STUCK HERE
YOU COULD GET A LO OUT OF LIFE?
THE POINT IS THA WE ARE SMARTER
THAN THEY ARE.
LOOK, YOU HAVE GO TO TAKE YOUR CHANCE NOW!
EH?
OH, MARY, I CAN' STAND THE STRAIN.
FIRST OFF,
YOU GET A JOB, SON.
INTO A DEEP THINKER,
A PHILOSOPHER.
BE NEXT, HUH?
THE NATION WAITS.
HE KNOWS HE'S LUCKY
TO HAVE A JOB.
DON'T YOU, DEAR?
CAROL PEYTON'S
BIG BROTHER'S GONE
TO NEW MEXICO, AND
500 A WEEK
IN AMERICA.
AYE, AYE.
THERE'S OPPORTUNITIES
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
SON?
IT'S HIS BIORHYTHMS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
MOM?
HMM?
GIVE YOU WARTS?
I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
YOU'D BETTER DISCUSS
WITH YOUR FATHER
LATER ON.
DISCO ON SATURDAY?
MARY.
MOM!
HANG ON A MINUTE.
ABOUT IT.
MAYBE IF:
I STAYED AT...
[MOTHER CONTINUES
INDISTINCT]
AND HE'D BURN THEM OFF OF YOU.
WOULD COME ALONG.
AND SHE'D PAINT RED OINTMEN ONTO EACH WART--WHOA!
SOMETHING TERRIBLE.
WOULD COME ALONG
WITH HIS LONG,
POINTED NEEDLE,
HOLD YOU DOWN:
'CAUSE YOU WERE
SCREAMING BY THEN, SEE?
CLOSER...
AND CLOSER...
TILL SUDDENLY--ZIP!
[SHOUTS]
HE'S A BUGGER, TOO!
HE'S WEARING A HAT.
COME HERE, YOU FATTY!
Father:
NOT EXACTLY FIRED.
SORT OF.
SORT OF FIRED.
[TOILET FLUSHES]
RESIGNED, ACTUALLY.
RETIRED, YOU KNOW.
I'M WARNING YOU!
[CLOCK TICKING]
Ronnie:
HEY!DO YOU KNOW:
WHAT THIS IS?
IT'S MAGIC!
THEY DON'T STAND
A CHANCE NOW, MAN.
ARRRGH! HA!
[BELL RINGS]
ME? OH!
RONNIE WEATHERSPOON!
[TOY SQUEAKING]
I DON'T WANT ANYMORE
TROUBLE FROM YOU
[SQUEAK, SQUEAK]
OHH!
YOU'LL HAVE
AND I WON'T ANSWER
FOR THE CONSEQUENCES,
I'M SORRY.
SEE THAT MR. HARDWICK
[DOOR SLAMS,
BELL RINGS]
[IMITATING GUNFIRE]
ARE YOU SURE YOU WAN TO COME TOMORROW?
MY MOM SAYS THA THE THING THAT I WAN IS GOLD.
IF I BOUGHT A FAKE
YOU KNOW,
WELL, ACTUALLY,
I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
I THINK I HAVE:
HEARD THAT.
THAT'S GOOD.
GOOD.
Woman:
HIDDEN AMONGTHE GRAMPIAN MOUNTAINS,
AND LEGEND OF A COLORFUL PAST.
TO FRESHEN UP IN ABOU 20 MINUTES AT THE BEN
McALPINE VISITORS CENTER.
AND NOW TO YOUR LEF YOU CAN SEE
SCENERY IN SCOTLAND.
AND IN A CAVE ON THE OTHER SIDE,
BONNIE PRINCE CHARLIE
FROM THE REDCOATS.
A MOTORCYCLE?
[AIR BRAKES HISS]
THIS IS...
A GUN!
THIS...
THIS IS A GUN!
THIS IS A HOLD-UP.
PLEASE GET ALL:
READY FOR COLLECTION.
THANK YOU.
THANKS. I'M SO SORRY.
THANKS.
I'M SO SORRY.
AND WATCHES.
THANKS. THANK YOU.
[WHIMPERS]
THANK YOU.
THANKS VERY MUCH.
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
THANK YOU. THANKS.
THANKS.
HEY, KID.
STAY CALM, OK?
[CHUCKLING]
TAKE IT EASY.
[SNIFFS] NOW, JUS TAKE IT EASY.
NOBODY'S GONNA
GET HURT.
GIVE IT UP, SMARTASS.
[HORN BEEPS]
[SNEEZE]
ACHOO!
ACHOO!
Ronnie:
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
HURRAY!
WHOO!
[SHOUTS]
STEAKS.
STEAKS THAT THICK.
WITH MASHED:
POTATOES.
NO. TRIMMED
POTATOES.
PEAS AND ONION:
RINGS.
AND CHOCOLATE:
MILKSHAKES.
CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES.
WHAT DID YOU PU IN THAT PUFFER?
IT WAS BRILLIANT.
ITCHING POWDER,
SNEEZING POWDER,
CURRY POWDER,
ATHLETE'S
FOOT POWDER,
AND SOME STUFF I GO OUT OF AN OLD FIREWORK.
IT WOULD WORK?
WELL, I TESTED IT,
DIDN'T I?
MATHEWSON'S WEE BROTHER.
GOT IS REALLY...5 STAR.
COST TWO DAYS'
WAGES, THOUGH.
BUT NEVER MIND.
THE PACKING SHOP
NO.
IT'S TERRIBLE NOW.
YOU KNOW, WE CAN' DO ANYTHING.
WHAT ARE YOU:
TALKING ABOUT?
ALL THIS MONEY,
AREN'T THEY?
EVERYBODY KNOWS:
[SIGHS]
MAYBE WE COULD:
START A FUND.
YOU KNOW, LIKE A PENSION
FUND FOR FOOTBALLERS
SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
AYE.
SOMETHING REALLY
SPECIAL.
OH, WELL, ACTUALLY,
ACTUALLY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING
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