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- I'm gonna be in New York visiting my ex-wife.

- He's on some holiday or something.

You're what?

You're gonna visit your wife?

- My ex-wife.

- Your ex-wife, right. How come?

I think I'm gonna actually try

to get back together with her.

You don't think that's kind of going

backwards or anything, do you? I mean...

You know, I'm just... asking as your friend

and as your trainer and stuff.

I mean... I mean, sure, yeah.

Go, go sweep her off her feet

if that's what you feel,

- but as long as you're moving forwards.

- I'm just going to these events

where all these rich women go

down here, and...

I just can't... my whole thing

doesn't work with... I can't...

You know, I'm sure Christine

and I were f***ed up,

but, you know, we made sense.

No, no, man.

Listen to what you're saying.

"Maybe I should go back to something

f***ed up"? That's f***ing stupid.

- I'm gonna take love advice from this guy.

- You're f***ed up.

Man, the accumulated knowledge

on the subject of women in this room.

Did Kat really tell you

to do that like that? Really?

It doesn't look right. I think your knees

are supposed to be apart.

- Have you talked to her?

- No, not since she quit.

- I think she's gone back to Dallas.

- No, she's still in Austin.

- How do you know that?

- 'Cause I Google her a lot.

You Google her a lot.

Kat.

Okay, that's my cue.

You're not driving anywhere, are you?

- Tell him not to drive, man.

- Yeah, go lie down somewhere.

No, no, no. I got a lot of friends

who are DUI lawyers.

I'll give you... All right, I'll give you

$200 if you just go lie down somewhere.

Pick a room.

$300.

- You got it.

- Yeah, yeah, all right.

Just go lie down.

Probably won't see you for a week.

Now, don't... don't...

- choke on your own vomit or some sh*t.

- I already choked on your farts!

You know, when I think

about you and Kat,

and, you know, I get it.

I mean, she's...

I mean, you know that you were just looking

for another woman to torture you, right?

Like your ex-wife did,

probably like your mother did. Look...

do yourself a favor,

forget about the New York trip.

Come out to West Texas with me.

When we get back, you should just start

dating some gorgeous young lovely thing

who's gonna be nice to you.

I know that sounds

like a really weird idea, but...

it'll be like a new workout routine, yeah?

You'll... you'll get used to it.

- You'll learn it, and you'll love it.

- You learn it. You love it.

Kat was a non-starter,

I can guarantee you that.

I figured that much out.

Yeah, me, too.

I was practically in love with her.

In love... you loved her?

I mean, we had this affair with each other

when she first started working for me.

It just didn't last very long, and it was

obviously highly unprofessional.

And I wouldn't...

I wouldn't let myself get into

that situation again, you know, but...

I'm really thankful

that I got to know her

'cause I think she's a really...

she's a really special chick, you know.

F*** it all.

I am also thankful

that she walked out of my life

and my business before she burnt

the whole lot to the ground.

What did Paul say? "The accumulated

knowledge of... the accumulated..."

"The accumulated knowledge

of women in the room."

Yeah, the accumulated knowledge

of women in this room.

Danny!

Danny!

Danny!

Danny?

Mate, what are you doing? You're drunk.

You can't lift weights

when you're drunk.

And you're stoned.

You'll bloody crack your skull open

if you dropped that on your head.

Why don't you just go to bed?

- Just go and lie down.

- You said you loved her.

Well...

I'm sorry I never said anything.

I mean...

it's weird, right?

The whole thing's weird,

and, you know,

like I say, unprofessional.

Does she love you?

I don't have anything in common with her

except depression and a couple

of abnormal kind of behaviors.

F*** that, man. You... you love someone,

you don't throw it away

like it's nothing.

Go and have great-looking kids with her

who give 110%.

You're my friend, Danny.

I don't know why I didn't say anything.

No, I don't think so, not anymore.

Get out of my house.

- Get out of your house?

- Get out of my house!

- Get the f*** out of my house.

- What are you talking about?

You're on my property. This is Texas.

I am allowed to shoot you.

- I bought guns. They're around here.

- All right, all right, all right, all right.

- I'm going, all right?

- They're around here somewhere.

Just don't pick those up again, okay?

- Get the f***...

- You're gonna injure yourself.

- Danny, seriously, you're drunk.

- Get out!

- You're gonna do yourself an injury.

- Out!

Hey, Danny, it's Trevor!

I'm about to drive out West, mate.

I've got nice coffee in the car for you.

Danny!

- Hey, hey.

- Hey.

- Hey... can I talk to you for right now?

- Yeah, sure.

Danny... Danny doesn't want to talk.

Look, I know, it was a silly...

It was a silly kind of thing that...

Yeah, let's go get some food. Come on.

- Let's just let him sleep it off.

- He did sleep.

I think, and he seemed crystal clear about

what he wanted to do, Trevor, I'm sorry.

We open up in a week.

That shouldn't affect the launch

or anything, you know?

Danny's gonna sell his half

of the company,

and hopefully, it'll be somebody

who's a better fit, you know.

Maybe somebody who's not such a stoner.

I f***ing knew something

like this would happen,

and I reckon you knew it, as well,

and because of you,

he's now gonna sell 50 f***ing percent

of my business to anyone he wants.

Probably one of my competitors.

Well, I think that'd be synergy, dude.

No, that'd be a f***ing fiasco, dude.

I don't expect for you to understand,

but I subscribe to a very particular

wellness philosophy, okay?

Somebody who... somebody who comes

into that... that's not simpatico

is gonna mean I've spent the last 10 years

of my life building a pile of sh*t.

Look, man, you know,

I don't want to preach to you, but...

business is unpredictable, you know.

And not to throw you your own sh*t,

but, you got to be... you got to Li...

you got to live forward, man.

- Kat?

- Hi, Trevor.

Hi, how you going?

Good, I'm actually standing

outside your new place.

No way.

- What do you think?

- Well, it's... it's optimized.

Is this what the inside

of your mind looks like?

Yeah.

It's good to hear your voice.

- You still there?

- Yeah, I'm here.

Well... guess what?

I'm driving out to Marfa.

I'm gonna go and meet

Grigory Volkov out there.

- Your hero.

- Yeah.

But listen, do you want

to catch up when I get back?

I mean, we could just go

and grab a coffee or something.

I'd love to hear how things

are going for you.

Yeah, they're going...

they're going well.

How about you? Are you... you good?

Honestly, Kat, never better.

Things are... things are great, yeah.

- So, Marfa?

- Yeah.

Actually, what are you doing? You don't

want to come meet me out there, do you?

Yeah, no, silly idea. Sorry.

But listen, why don't you give me

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