Return Of The Ghostbusters

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We begin the story

on a dark and cold night...

...night...

In the middle of no where...

out in the woods...

...woods...

...in those woods, an old man was experimenting

in the dark arts...

...dark arts...

dark arts?

yeah, witchcraft and stuff

wait... I though a witch was a chick

the old man would spend years by himself experimenting

on corpses that he dug up at the local graveyard

some say...!

that he would begin to build an army of the

undead to take over and rule the world...

...the world...

but something went terribly wrong...

the corpses overwhelmed him

and consumed his flesh

dude... stop ruining the story

sorry

after killing their master

they would wait for years for their next victim

knock it off

after having nowhere to go

the corpses would return to the earth in which they came

they would bury themselves in the ground

in these very woods

can you hear them?

can you hear them underneath us right now?

dude, stop with the lame moan!

that wasn't me

whatcha reading Ed?

ahh it is 58.27 on the ecto wave length

what is that a class five?

no, barely a class four

Let's book this ghost da-no!

It's let's book 'em, Danno!

you stupid commie

where are you from, Fakestain?

Move!

Right there fella.

For you, the war is over.

Alright kids this is the part where

you shield your eyes

I'm closing the trap in three... two... one...

How did you guys get here so fast?

We were on the neighborhood

when we picked up on this phantasm signal.

What's this?

Give me that.

You ain't 21 are ya?

um, ahehem... yeah dude

Yeah right.

Pavel!

nice!

Ed

looks like you're driving

shouldn't you kids be at home studying?

dude, it is Saturday

you know, you really shouldn't drink alcohol

Studies have shown that alcohol leads to a decrease

in brain function.

drugs are bad too

and... drunk driving and... abortion is...

... well I don't really have an opinion on that

who are you guys?

We're the Ghostbusters.

RETURN OF THE:

GHOSTBUSTERS:

If there's something strange

in your neighborhood

Who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS:

If there's something weird

and it don't look good

Who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS:

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

Who are you going to call indeed?

the Denver Ghostbusters

those paranormal eliminators

who protect the safety of Joe Public'

Ed Spengler,

nephew of ghostbusting great Egon Spengler

team leader, scientist and television star

Pavel Karnov

trained by the best after the fall of the iron curtain

I like what I do

Neil Anderson

ladies man, and self proclaimed bad ass

excuse me, are you guys worried that you're

gonna put yourselves out of a job?

out of a job?

are you crazy man?

as long as people keep dying

there will always be ghosts

what about the activists

that are rallying around the rights of ghosts?

look

I am a real busy guy

would you like an autograph or something?

the Ghostbusters arrived in Denver three

years ago, and defeated Freddy Krueger...

How come channel 4 gets all the sensations?

these guys are a joke man

they're better than anything you two

have turned in in the past week

our story last night was great

I mean

the firemen prevailed, the kitten was rescued

and...

shut up

it was a story of hope

April, I thought you

were better than this

channel 4 is getting all the news

I just hope the advertisers

don't find out about it and pull out

you know...

we need something good

like these Ghostbusters

are a hot item right now

Ghostbusters?

oh... ok... so... I'm better than

stories about kittens trapped in trees

but I'm not quiet good

enough for real news

April, I know you're bitter

about the anchor position

but I need you in the field

this is embarrassing chief

I need a real story

now...

there are these Egyptian

artifacts coming into town

Frederic's team is on this

they've got an interview set up with

Dr. Konstantin

he's the chief archaeologist

Frederic's pieces are so flat

come on

put me on this one chief

Yeah!

give us a chance

I tell you what... if you can get

an appointment with the Ghostbusters

Then I'll give you a follow up

interview with Dr. Konstantin

Just like you let me have that

anchor position right chief

April

Let's just take it

if we get a hold of the

Ghostbusters by tomorrow then

we could have the production in post

by tomorrow afternoon

mmm... in time for

the evening news...

now that would be good

competition for channel 4

Mr. Jenks, I really don't think

that this is a good story

I don't wanna take it

you should be thanking

me for what I give you

Now just take it,

go and do your job

Uh Oh!

good morning sunshine

you know how Ed always compares

a human brain to a sponge

yeah yeah

with the soaking up

information and stuff

yeah

it feels like somebody used

my brain to clean a toilet

and then tried to ring it out

big night

last night?

yeah

I hit it pretty hard with a friend

Pavel?

Jack Daniels

where are the guys anyway?

Ed's TV show they are

taping this afternoon

No, those punks don't get a day off

if they get a day off I get a day off

look

hold down my calls, cuz once

my ass hits that couch

I'm not getting up until dinner time

Quantum Leap reruns all day

I AM NOT HERE:

Good Morning

Denver Ghostbusters

I am sorry

none of them are available

no ma'am

I... OK... hold on

Neil she wants to talk to you

give me the phone

hi ma'am

how you doing?

yeah great

look, we are pretty

booked up over here

swimming in specters and such

let me see if we've got any openings

you're gonna regret it

it's looking like the last Wednesday of

the month is the earliest

so I think I'm gonna pass

you back off to my secretary here

You go ahead and give her your number

we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

thanks a bunch for calling

I'm sorry about that ma'am.

I'll have 'em call you back.

yeah, and your number was...

ok... and your name was...

APRIL HUNTER:

APRIL HUNTER!

APRIL HUNTER!

channel 8 news April Hunter?

the hot chick?

You said you weren't interested.

the hot chick...

what she want? she want an interview?

she want me?

She wanted to meet the Ghostbusters.

I told her you'll call her back.

did you get her number?

Yes, off course I got her number.

It's right here.

alright! alright! call her back, tell

her I can meet her this afternoon ok?

but Ed and Pavel are

taping this afternoon

Who cares, they've

got their own lime light.

It's time for me

to get a piece, alright.

Besides, don't you think I'm professional

enough to handle one little interview?

It's Ed Spengler.

He's the science nerd.

greetings and welcome to the show

I'm Ed Spengler, the science nerd,

and this is my esteemed colleague:

Pavel Karnov.

Now today we'll be putting the finishing

touches on the neutron accelerator.

For those of you joined us at home,

don't forget proper protection.

good point Pavel

That's why I recommend a level 4

radiation suit, complete with 2, not 1,

but 2 layers of lead paneling,

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