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a heart monitor, and a gamma ray tuned

built in Geiger counter.

But since we don't have any of that

we'll use safety goggles,

and rubber gloves, which can be

purchased at your local hardware store.

This is good opportunity to support

local business, not corporate whores.

now... Pavel we need to speak

kindly about our sponsors

Once this miniature reactor is finished

we'll be able to generate

an energy field by converting

hydrogen into helium.

woo, it sounds very dangerous

it is

that's why we have

the sub-atomic housing set

to counter the intense

gravitational field and heat

that'll be generated by the process

for those of you following along at home

don't forget your sub-atomic house?

ok, you see here, we got

the standard proton pack

ok, we got... little knobs here to adjust

stream length

and stream intensity

I don't know what that does

uhm... yes, that's very interesting but could we

perhaps get some footage of you firing it for the story?

in here?

why not?

you're professional aren't you?

well...

yeah...

yeah...

damn straight I am a professional

we can do that, sure why not

alright Gallagher get this

I'm on it

you guys are gonna

wanna step back a little

there we go

a little further

yeah... ok.

are you guys ready?

oh yeah

alright let's go ahead

and switch this thing on

alright

I'll give you guys a little show

here we go!

ok...

ok.. uhm...

hum...

ah... yeah...

see I am a professional

you see that

the ceiling is now on fire

and I'm not worried

maybe you should

yeah

absolutely

hold this

that about does it for the

fundamental particle chamber

we should now be able to

positively and negatively charge

electrons at a rate similar to

that found in small stars

like Gary Coleman or would he

be considered a small has-been?

What you talkin' 'bout Pavel?

this here is the protection grid

for the ecto containment unit

it's been upgraded from the old system

and it is now all digital

So you keep people's souls

in a computer.

well.. yeah...

I gue... yeah

that's right

actually... uhm...

let me just show you

if you...

go right here...

just... just a second

it's ok uhm...

well... well it's... uhm

it's fine it does this all the time

we should step back

coming back in 30 seconds

hello

ED!

quick you've gotta get back here man

the containment unit is trying to

p... p.. perjurate

what?

what did you do?

I don't know I was just

clicking on somethin...

is that an alarm

I hear in the background?

maybe

yes

alright, I'll be there in

six and a half minutes

Pavel you're gonna

have to take over

what?

what should I do?

it'll be easy, just

talk to the camera

there is only a few minutes

left to the show anyway

ok

Do not touch anything!

hey where the hell are you going?

I got to stop the containment unit

from purging

can't you just wait

there is ten minutes left to the show

in ten minutes half the city

will be vaporized

besides I've got Pavel

covering for me

so we've been at this for a few years now

so that's pretty good

the boys back in Manhattan

they get sued all the time

we've been lucky

we've avoided that issue

so I had this dream last night right

more like a nightmare

I was trapped in these movies

and I couldn't get out

does that ever happen?

what?

you're 30 seconds late man

I got held out coming

out of the studio

Neil, I've told you a million times do not mess

around with the containment unit

especially the protection grid

will you relax man?

it's for a news story

I figured we could use the publicity

Hi, I'm April Hunter

from channel 8 news.

Ed Spengler, paranormal

elimination and investigation

so...

I suppose you're curious as

how the containment unit works

actually yes I am curious

well, it's pretty basic really

we are all made up of atoms

which are basically electrical particles

vibrating and bouncing around

now the law of conservation states

that energy cannot be created or destroyed

so when a person dies, their

life energy disperses throughout the galaxy

to heaven or hell or whatever

it is you believe in

but sometimes for whatever reasons

some of that energy sticks around and

uhm, that's what keeps us in business

harvesting souls

electrical anomalies

Miss Hunter

psychokinetic energy

and with the encoder I built

we can convert those ghosts into a signal

and from there it's a snap

to store 'em in the computer

provided Pavel hasn't crammed

the memory full of porn

like I said

it's simply erratic residual energy

left over when a person dies

we're not talkin' Dante's

inferno here

and who are you to decide

the fate of humanity's souls?

first off, we bust

bad ghosts'

and frankly, goblins' have killed

in the past making it quiet serious

my colleague is right

our clients call us when

they have a problem

if our work wasn't satisfactory

then we wouldn't get paid

so what it really comes

down to IS your money

look, don't make me

your straw man

we're scientists here

well...

I'm a scientist

I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be

the objective reporter here

get the facts straight

well then get this straight

around here people

consider us heroes

we help people in this town

and we do damn fine work

believe we have

everything we need

that's it

bye

hey

wait a second

wait up

I cannot wait to see the

footage on this guys

I think this is gonna

make a great story

I think it went really

well in there

well, you're in luck

hopefully it'll air tonight

very very cool

very cool

you know what, you never

thanked me to saving your life in there

he saved my life

you know if I recall correctly

it was uhm... Mr. Spengler

that turned off the containment

system before it went critical

if anything you almost

ended my life

come on

ouch!

hey wait a minute

wait wait wait wait

how about I make it up

to you over dinner?

dinner?

- Shut up!

- Shut up!

I gotta a 12 pack with

your name on it

I'd love to, I really would but I uhm..

I gotta another interview to do

yeah but, is he a celebrity?

I mean... come on

yeah he is

I'm sure you've heard of him

Klaus Konstantin

he's been in the news quite a lot

yeah, rings a bell

so what?

you date all your assignments?

no, just the ones

that aren't jerks

come on

we're here on location near

the ancient Egyptian city

of Cinpolis where

Dr. Klaus Konstantin

and his team have made a

remarkable discover

tell us about it professor

well sir, it would appear that

what we have discovered

is in fact the amulet of

Anubis

and what is...

what is that?

the amulet of Anubis is

an ancient talisman

fabled to carry the powers

of Anubis

the most ancient guardian of

the under world

according to ancient

Egyptian beliefs

sounds very... old

Ed, how many times are we

gonna watch this tape?

I'm very worried

about this story Neil

all right let's hear it

well, I've been researching this amulet

that Konstantin has recovered

Anubis is an incredibly ancient god, the god of

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